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How to prove that you are rich in one sentence?

The largest number in the world can't be read.

I'm very upset these days. Waiting at the roadside in the morning, I suddenly remembered the journey day by day. In this foggy day, it should be different. The shuttle bus has gradually drifted away, and the noise of the city has disappeared; Colleagues have put on headphones and listened to songs with their eyes closed. I quietly took out my mobile phone and started to send friends.

The construction site was shut down, and the foreman paid the 20 thousand yuan he owed for half a year. When he got rich, he bought some ribs to go home, so that the whole family could eat good food!

I got up in the morning and weighed myself, and lost more than ten kilograms. It was a long time before I realized that I wasn't wearing a gold necklace. Put it on quickly. If you don't wear it, it's hard for you to bite people. Tell your master that I am a professional walker.

I am not interested in money! Three tea eggs a day, 20 18. I gave my girlfriend billions. She is comfortable and satisfied, and so am I. Being a man is so capricious.

After reading the comments, I silently picked up the instant noodle bucket from a week ago and drank the last mouthful of soup. There are maggots in it. I added some protein. Every time you can't finish eating it, put it there until maggots grow out. Don't ask why, I can't afford meat!

China New Year is coming. Let's go to the moon to celebrate tonight. Ten tea eggs in the morning, helping the elderly in the street in the morning, a plate of Qingdao shrimp at noon, divorcing Zhai in the afternoon and beating thieves at night. ...

I helped 98 grandfathers this month. . . .

Seeing the old lady fall, I saw one helping the other. I pushed it down when I had nothing to do, and I am lifting it ~

I want to keep a low profile, but I'm not allowed.

The text can't be described, just go to the picture.

Money is so capricious.

I also want to keep a low profile! But he won't allow it!

Guess what mobile phone I use.

I will prove that I have money in ten sentences. After all, there are too few words to understand. ...

1. You may not believe it, but my nanny and security guard are long-distance lovers. ...

2. Mobile phone charging: Please charge it for me.

Daughter-in-law can't spend 3 million in an afternoon, should she share it?

4. What's the use of money? I've never touched money. I am not interested in money.

I don't care whether he has money or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as rich as me.

6. The temperature dropped suddenly last night, so I was too lazy to go to the next room to get a quilt, so I covered it with some red bills.

7. From the living room to the bedroom, I need the time difference.

There are two swimming pools in my home, one for washing face and the other for washing feet.

I helped 65 old people this week.

10. Every time there is a football match between China and China, I buy China to win. ...

I used to be miserable and didn't have any money. Now I am still thinking about the past in the highest position.

I am a billionaire. I'm showing my cards.