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The Life of the Characters in Kong Lingzhi's Works

Kong Lingzhi, the mayor of Shaoyang, went to school.

I have never had a good impression on the officials of this system, but as a person who grew up in Shaoyang, I still have a good impression on Kong Lingzhi, the former mayor of Shaoyang. Here are some things about him:

First, citizens can call the mayor through this phone if they have something to do.

Before Kong Lingzhi was transferred to the mayor of Shaoyang, he served as the mayor of Xiangtan, Mao Zedong's hometown. After arriving in Shaoyang, Kong Lingzhi served as acting mayor for 58 days, and then Kong Lingzhi was unanimously elected mayor at the People's Congress. During his 58-day tenure as acting mayor, Kong Lingzhi did a beautiful and incredible thing: he announced his mobile phone number-9000868 through the press, and Kong Lingzhi announced at the meeting that citizens can find the mayor through this phone if they have something to do. What Kong Lingzhi means is: As long as you have good suggestions on the development of Shaoyang, and have any comments on the municipal government or even on him personally, you can ask him directly.

After Kong Lingzhi announced the mobile phone, Shaoyang Daily published two short comments on it. The first one is "clap your mobile phone for the mayor" and the second one is "call the mayor less". The second essay begins with a small incident. Several unemployed youths were drunk in the street late at night and dialed this number. This matter was known by the reporter, and he wrote a second article.

Shaoyang has a population of 7 million. If one in a thousand people have a problem with the work of the municipal government, the mayor will vomit blood.

Kong Lingzhi once set a record of answering 150 calls a day. He didn't vomit blood, but he was very tired.

Second, without people, what do you need your government to do?

Kong Lingzhi is out of luck. Less than half a year after I went to Shaoyang, I caught up with the once-in-a-century flood, and the Zijiang River, which passed through the city, rose and flooded the low-lying streets. Kong Lingzhi and a group of armed police soldiers rescued the people who had no time to leave the water. The city government was slightly higher, and the transferred people rushed to the door of the city government and were stopped by the armed police on duty. Kong Lingzhi was angry: What do you want the government to do without the people? Put it all in! !

This sentence once became a famous saying of Shaoyang.

Third, how many laid-off workers have no food to eat, but some newly rich people abuse their powers here, jobbery!

The municipal government issued many documents prohibiting the private use of buses, but it was useless. Private use of buses has been repeatedly banned. Kong Lingzhi happened to see a wedding bus in the street. Kong Lingzhi asked the driver to tell his department, but the driver paid no attention. Angry Kong Lingzhi raised his baton and smashed the window glass to pieces. Kong Lingzhi's action actually made the onlookers cheer and applaud. Kong Lingzhi said, how many of our laid-off workers have no food to eat, but some nouveau riche abuse their power here, serving the public and private interests! "Shaoyang Daily" made a headline with the headline "The mayor smashed the bus to welcome the bride, and the onlookers applauded".

Four, you don't care, I don't care?

Kong Lingzhi went to Shaoyang and never showed up again. One day, he intervened in the traffic on the noisy street in Shaoyang. Maybe the traffic police are used to bossiness. How can an amateur policeman command blindly and ask Kong Lingzhi: Who are you? ! Kong Lingzhi said, you don't care, I don't care? The police moved, and the police were naturally dismissed later.

In the days of the Spring Festival, taxis drove up the fare, and the people complained about Lao Kong. Kong Lingzhi pretended to be a passenger on the bus and bought a ticket to see who raised the price. If you catch one, you'll be fined. You're welcome.

What I want to do most now is to slap this guy.

On the bus, several hooligans threatened the driver to hand over a passenger, but the driver refused. Several hooligans beat him, and the hooligans also blackmailed the driver for 300 yuan. The passenger asked a policeman in the car for help, and the policeman walked away casually. The little girl was nervous and angry. She rushed to the telephone booth and dialed the telephone of Kong Lingzhi. The phone is connected. She thought Kong Lingzhi was in the hospital and hung up again.

The little girl said that the arrogance of hooligans is inseparable from the "deaf ears" of the police. The little girl wrote in the letter: the function of the police is to maintain social order, but he can keep so silent. This is not a special case. In Shaoyang, it is not uncommon for the police to take the lead in gambling. Therefore, I suggest a major rectification of the city's police style and mobilize mass supervision.

The little girl said: this is what the masses are most dissatisfied with and want to say. I have already said that I hope it will help your work.

Kong Lingzhi said at a meeting that what the little girl wanted most at that time was to slap the policeman in the face. All I want to do now is slap this guy!

When people find the mayor, they have no choice but to leave.

1996 On New Year's Eve, near 0 o'clock, Kong Lingzhi and his wife Pan Saiju stayed in the sleeping car. They are going back to Xiangtan for their holiday, where they have their son.

At this moment, Kong Lingzhi's cell phone rang.

Kong Lingzhi said: Happy New Year.

An anxious voice came from the phone: I am a printing factory worker, and my wife is going to have a baby. My wife is in the hospital now, but there is no one in the hospital. I have no choice but to call you. Thank you, mayor. ...

Kong Lingzhi dialed the telephone of the hospital director's home.

Kong Lingzhi said, I'm Kong Lingzhi. I want to say hello to you and wish you a happy New Year. One more thing, a worker's wife is going to have a baby, and now she is in your hospital. You should go back immediately and make arrangements to ensure the safe birth of the child. If anything happens, I can only ask you.

The dean said, don't worry, mayor, I'll go right away.

Speaking of this, Kong Lingzhi said: Yes, when the people found the mayor, they had no choice but to go. If they could do something for themselves, they wouldn't come to me.

7. It is better to buy people's hearts than to buy officials' hearts.

Kong Lingzhi did do something in Shaoyang. However, some people exposed it, while others scoffed: Kong Lingzhi did it to buy people's hearts.

Kong Lingzhi smiled indifferently: It is better to buy the hearts of the people than the hearts of the officials.

In Hunan, Kong Lingzhi, the former mayor of Shaoyang and now the leader of the inspection team of Hunan Provincial Committee, is undoubtedly one of the first mayors who dare to eat crabs in China. Because he dared to speak, he was highly praised by Zhu Rongji many times. So he brought a little regret to his political path, and finally failed to realize his greatest ambition.

A retired vice governor said that as early as 1995, when Kong Lingzhi was transferred from Xiangtan mayor to Shaoyang mayor, he disclosed his mobile phone, office and home phone number to the masses and arranged for them to visit China, which Japanese officials dared not think of at that time. At that time, the move caused great controversy in officialdom, and some officials even publicly accused Kong Lingzhi of "grandstanding and winning the hearts of the people" and being a lout who didn't understand the rules of the officialdom game.

An official in Shaoyang told reporters that Kong Lingzhi is a mayor with popular feelings and no politician's habits. During the five-year term of the mayor of Shaoyang, the work style, speed and quality of Shaoyang officials are unprecedented.

According to officials, in the early 1990s, underworld organizations spread all over Shaoyang, and criminal cases occurred from time to time. After Kong Lingzhi took office, he ordered Shaoyang's political and legal departments and public security departments to pull the net and strike hard to restore people's harmonious and stable living environment. Hundreds of criminals active in Shaoyang fled one after another. Kong Lingzhi decided to offer a reward of 500,000 yuan for the pursuit of fugitives. In less than a year, more than 400 fugitives were arrested.

For some officials, Kong Lingzhi just "bought people's hearts, regardless of the overall situation". Kong Lingzhi told reporters, "It is a good thing to buy people's hearts, which is better than flattery. * * * The cadres of the production party can't even win the hearts of the people. What can we talk about doing things for the people? For the masses, even if you can't solve their problems for the time being, you can give them a word of concern that the people are happy. "