April fool's day language prank game

The following is an April Fool's Day language coup I compiled for you! ! !

1 You ask him: What is three points of water and one point?

He thought for a moment and said, I'm not sure, LAI.

You ask again: How about three points of water and one point?

He would probably say:? ... what word? Is there such a word? Go ...

Actually, it should be? Law? ......

2. Find a friend and let him say it three times first? Rats? And say it three times? Rats? Wait for him to finish? Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old? Ask him immediately after that? What do cats fear most? It is almost guaranteed that he will answer? Rats? I tried many times, every time.

3. Pick three things at random, such as three cups. Knock the first one and let your friend talk? Forget? Knock on the second one and say? Love? , the third said? Water? It's called testing your friend's speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. What if your friends follow suit? Forget, forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof? Hehe, the effect will come out.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that he just shakes his head or answers any questions others ask. No? Have you heard this story?

5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others? What is this?

Put out two more fingers and ask someone? What is this?

Hold out three more fingers and ask someone? What is 1+ 1?

10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

6. Do you have a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.

Again, is there anything larger than 10? The other party said yes.

Until 100000.

Finally, do you ask a fool more stupid than you?

The other party is very alert and says? No? !

When persuading MM to drink, he said to her: I'll have a clear glass and you have a drink.

Then repeat ... I know very well, take a bite. ..........

8.a: Besides people, what animals like to ask questions? why

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

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