Funny sentences about being single and happy

1. Being single is not a disease, but if the disease lasts for a long time, people will inevitably become lonely.

2. The happiness of being single is often much simpler than that of two people together.

3. Someone asked me why I was single. I said it wasn’t that I didn’t want to find someone, but that I couldn’t find him.

4. The advantage of being single is that you can play with your mobile phone anytime and anywhere without having to explain.

5. The happiness of being single lies in freedom. You can do whatever you want, no one cares.

6. Being single is not because you can’t find a partner, but because you don’t want to find a partner.

7. The joy of being single is that you can watch TV series anytime and anywhere without having to consider other people's feelings.

8. Being single is not because you don’t want to fall in love, but because you don’t want to fall in love with anyone.

9. The joy of being single is that you can play games anytime and anywhere without caring about other people's feelings.

10. Being single is not because you can’t find a partner, but because you don’t want to find a partner, but because you can’t find a partner.

11. The joy of being single is that you can listen to music anytime and anywhere without caring about other people's feelings.

12. Being single is not because you don’t want to fall in love, but because you want to fall in love freely.

13. The happiness of being single is that you can travel anytime and anywhere without having to consider other people’s feelings.

14. Being single is not because you can’t find a partner, but because you don’t want to find a partner, but because you can’t find a partner, but because you are too ugly.

15. The happiness of being single is that you can sleep anytime and anywhere without caring about other people’s feelings.