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1, suddenly feel that praise is a cold diplomatic way, and tell the other party that I have read it lightly.

2, in fact, looks are not important, the most important thing in love is feeling, I have no feeling for ugliness.

3. I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

4, don't be fat, otherwise the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe that you are a beggar.

I like you very much, and you should like me more. Don't be stingy.

6. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but what you smell is just a fart.

7. Give you a compass, lest you be spoiled by me.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

9. My three strongest heartbeats occurred when I was called by the teacher in class, when I walked down the stairs, and when you smiled at me.

10, there is a kind of sadness, I call you back in seconds, and you reincarnate me.

1 1, you are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

12, the woman who can't cry is a monster, and the woman who can only cry is a waste.

13. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people eat long IQ, while others eat long fat.

14, find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss, hold hands, and have a baby at night.

15. If someone like me who never listens well in class suddenly looks up, it must be that you have been asked questions to answer.

16, lower than the issue price. You are like this. At this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

17. The eyes are the windows to the soul. I think your window should be cleaned.

18, looking for a girlfriend, don't look for me, there are too many people chasing you, which can't give you a sense of security.

19, don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They didn't go far, but their legs were short.

20. Every foodie has a mouth that can't stop.

2 1, performance ranking, you are ugly and you rank first, I am handsome and I am free.

22. If you don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

23. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

24. Hello, everyone, I am a little-known beauty. How small is it? Only I know.

25. If a man wants money, it has something to do with everyone.

26. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

27. I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. Can I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

28. I was playing with my mobile phone on the road today and bumped into a foreigner. I said fuck, and the foreigner said fuck. Then we looked at each other and left silently.

29. I think that year, when my sister was the thinnest, she was only six and a half pounds!

I didn't have much money when I was studying. I just bought clothes at a discount. It's different after work, and I can't afford discounted clothes.

3 1, you should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

33, you really don't look down on fat people, thin down to death.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

35. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

36. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

37. There are two kinds of people who can play with me anyway. One can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is as crazy as me.

38. I don't need everyone to be happy. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

39, staying up late memory will decline, this is true, because staying up late memory will decline, in fact, the biggest harm is that memory will decline, memory will decline.

40. You like me very much, but you don't know me. If you know me, you must love me to death.

4 1, I am a very close person, please kiss me.

42. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

43. The boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress gave him a leg. I feel so loving for a moment. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wang Zi and left.

44. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and cute.

You can accept that people who are better than you work harder than you. But if people who are better than you don't work harder than you, you will be lost. Why? Because you are stupid.

46. Stay with me. At least I love you more than ten kilograms.

47. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

48. To go to school is to take money to muddle along, while to go to work is to take days to muddle along.

49. I am not lonely, because I am lonely with my sister.

50. Men always see the goodness of other people's wives, but they can't see the goodness of their own women.

5 1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up to do your homework.

If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself.

53. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night.

55. When you grow up, you have mastered a special skill without learning other skills. You can have a good sleep during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

56. Don't look back. I only love your back.

57. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

58. Life is like an angry bird. There are always some pigs laughing when they fail.

59. There is still a dream, in case it comes true.

To see the sun, although it is brilliant, it's a pity that I can't see it, because I like to sleep late.

6 1. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

62. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I am in bliss when I see you.

63, you have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.

Please pay attention to the food around you. Maybe she will die if she is not careful.

65. The recent wish is: close your eyes to sleep and open your eyes to have you.

66. Nowadays, boys are too bad. They are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

67. Don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

68. I found a problem. I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

69. I have a new understanding of my poverty.

In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

7 1, I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

There is no money in my wallet. What happened? There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork!

73. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

74. I want to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

75. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. I am too beautiful to give up.

76. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

77. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

78. If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

79. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly, and men like to hear women say that another man has failed.

80. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

8 1. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.