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The sharpest and most stylish boy talks about Daquan 202 1.

1, bullshit, they say it's love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.

2. I drove my mother on a motorcycle and slammed the door and shouted safety first. My mother beat me up.

3. I generally don't love people, I don't love ordinary people, I love people very much.

4. If 1 million people love me, 100 million people hate me; I will repay the former with actions and convince the latter!

Boss, give me a beautiful haircut. I want to run with the bull.

6, women are like clothes, but pay attention. Sometimes women are underwear, more likely prison clothes.

7. I have smoked and burned my hands all my life. Drinking wine for a lifetime will make you ugly for a lifetime.

8. Ex-girlfriends are friends. Can I add my ex-boyfriend back as a friend?

9. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

10, brother, your home is here, no matter what you do, you are waiting for you.

1 1, brothers are the sky, brothers are the earth, and more brothers can stand tall.

12. Ask your brother how long it will take and how long his heartbeat will last.

13, I am a man in this world, don't fall in love with a bitch.

14, idle man, indifferent love.

15, it's cold, hold your hand tightly, don't let any man enter your heart, only me.

16. Why is Altman crying? Because his girlfriend ran off with the salted egg superman next door.

17, no heartless person has ever dedicated his heart to someone.

18, men like popular women and don't like gossiping women.

19 although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

20. Sometimes it is more practical to find a man with potential than to find a rich man.

2 1, there is not a lone star in this lonely night. I wander on the edge of darkness, looking for my own sky.

22. I wrote his name on every cigarette and sucked it all into my lungs, which is the closest place to my heart.

23. Now that I think about it, I was so blind that I fell in love with you, a cheap commodity.

24. When I have money, I will buy two BMWs to clear the way in front, and I will go to work by bike in the back.

25. A good horse never looks back, so I never look back and walk in circles. As a result, I ran into that meadow again.

26. The three idols of that era: Lei Feng and Zhang Haidi soldier Zhang Ga, all of whom were called Lady Gaga for short.

27. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good.

28. Cigarettes have gradually changed from a mood to a habit. They used to be the habit of missing, but now they have become the habit of forgetting!

29. I'm not the Mona Lisa. I won't smile at everyone. Everyone recommends the best.

30. I am neither bad nor good. I just use my temper to do something I like.

3 1, the woman said: if you want money, you want power. The man smiled: I have these. What do I want you to do?

32. Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

33. If one day I no longer have acne, it will prove that I am really old.

34. The word "field" is above the word "man" and "force" is below it, which is doomed to cause suffering.

35. Women are ruthless and more destructive than men.

36. Actually, women leave men. It's not the fault of women, it's our men who are too playboy!

Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

38. I treat you like a human being. What can I do if you don't treat yourself like a human being?

39. The wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

40. Why should the best man be called an extinct person? Even if he has no seeds, he is still a man.

4 1, if I am a woman in my next life! I will definitely marry a man like me!

42. A man, with cigarettes and wine, will have a story.

43. It is said that men are feminine. In fact, women are not much better, but men are obvious and women are introverted.

44. Women are heartless. Why are men affectionate?

45. Women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.

46. A man, even if he is rebellious and free when he is young, will try to be a woman sooner or later.

47. The rich have a loud voice, but the wives of the poor have a loud voice.

48. Every successful man has a fast broadcast on his computer.

49. Don't fall in love with a shrew.

50. It is difficult to be a man, a woman, a man and a good person. Might as well be a child.

Good personality. Tell me about Daquan 202 1.

1, long hair and waist are out of date, short hair and shoulders are appropriate.

2, love has no reason, hate has no excuse, can only care.

Being away from boyfriends is the most basic thing for being a girlfriend.

If the person you like doesn't like you, will you still feel lonely even if people all over the world like you?

If you have never been humble, you have never really loved.

6. The past will eventually become history.

7. It is wise not to oppose others, and it is also wise not to oppose yourself.

8. People are getting more and more beautiful; Heart, more and more ugly.

9. Don't underestimate anyone. The more modest a person is, the more he will do unexpected things.

10, I would rather be lost than reluctantly accompany.

1 1, strong love is the end, and love as a relative is eternal.

12, I hate anyone who approaches me with a purpose, whether it is friendship or love.

13, Time is a quack who claims to cure all diseases.

14, the person who really waits for you, he will always wait sincerely; People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around.

15, there is a kind of cuteness called kimi, a kind of loli called Sendie, a kind of domineering called angel, a kind of narcissism called daily life, and an understanding called stone!

16, the greatest happiness for Xingfan is meeting.

The world never appreciates tears.

18, the three easiest words in the world to make people cry are, don't cry.

19, I can't cry when I bleed, turn on the light when I am afraid of the dark, miss when I am tired, feel empty when I am weak, and feel homesick when I grow up.

20. People who are often not available will be called male gods.

2 1, those ages that are allowed to be willful are called youth.

22. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful existence in my heart.

23, it is you, let me know how to cherish in the loss.

24. Deliberately creating conditions to test your lover is asking for it.

25. Lacrimosa, the weak, cheered up by tears.

26. Cry if you want, smile happily. I don't want to be profound, I just want to be simple.

27. I learned that I was lucky and lost my life.

Anger, like sadness, is also a kind of weakness.

29. I often wet the bed when I was a child. I often cry when I grow up.

30. Don't say that you only love Mori disc and black rice. Actually, everyone loves it, right?

3 1, learn to be grateful, have a grateful heart, look for hope in adversity and find happiness in pessimism.

32. The price of courage is to let go first.

Only by sharing can happiness be doubled.

34, pay, not whether there is value, but where the benefits are.

I love you because I am loyal to my faith in love.

Don't point to the sky because of a cloud and say there is no sun.

37. Perhaps the passing of youth is a grand nirvana.

38. Fireworks in troubled times can't ruin the legend of love.

39. Look at this future change with your life.

40. Face the complicated life with a cynical attitude.

Silence is the best attack.

42. Forgive me for being bohemian and loving freedom all my life.

43. It's a pity to eat tasteless and abandon it.

44. It's not impossible, but the road is bumpy.

45. Swim across a world and live and die once.

46. Yesterday was the curtain call, today is the assurance, and tomorrow is the prediction.

47, love is not a person's business, but two people's efforts, two people's struggle, two people's creation.

48, bad heart, bad color.

49. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.

50. There is a way to do it first in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea.

202 1 The most incisive personal quotations.

20xx's most incisive and incisive personal quotations.

1, what's the point of life without ups and downs?

2, willfulness is a woman's talent, I hope you can hug from time to time.

3. Close your eyes to the imperfect things.

4. Finally, finally, loneliness remains.

Time didn't teach me anything, but it taught me not to trust a promise easily.

6. From another angle, the world would be very different.

7. No one will tolerate all your mistakes.

8, feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone.

9, floating life hurts the years, sad and playful.

10, I thought I would walk away gracefully, but I didn't expect my reason to be small because of you.

Everyone is humble and proud in his own love world.

12, love without regrets can only be given to those who are willing to accept it, otherwise, it is a painful feeling!

13. The person I once liked very much is now my brother. I had to give him up.

14, don't be shocked if you find that your sister has become gentle, it's because my sister took medicine on time these two days.

15, Tencent is ok, at least he didn't forget my birthday and sent me the only blessing.

16, why can the injury be so far away, but the comfort must be around?

17, I delayed because there was a brother behind me.

18, confident women are not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

19, don't show off your simplicity in front of me, I'm complicated.

20. The distance between the left shoe and the right shoe is only an instant.

2 1, facing this life with a nonsense attitude.

22. Men have four major helplessness: it's boring to accompany their wives, it's too expensive to find a young lady, it's too tiring to have a lover, and it's most affordable not to get married.

23, tea, know the taste of tea, taste life, know the interest of people.

I lost everything, so I can't lose face any more.

25. The saddest thing in the world is being bitten by a mosquito, but you can't get it back!

26. I will use my greatest enthusiasm to perform this drama of life, not afraid of failure, loneliness and despair! Always believe that there will always be a rainbow after the rain!

There must be "three independences": economic independence, ability independence and ideological independence.

The difference between a lie and a promise is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

29. For people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.

30, the first white hair, get hate, the last white hair, get love.

3 1, women show their generosity first, and men dare not be stingy.

32. I like commas very much because they have no ending!

33. Ask how much you can worry about. Flowers can be like dreams.

34, a kind of care and enjoyment for too long, you forget to move.

35. As God is my witness, giving up is just another option.

36. The gourd dolls in our mountains will never beat the Altman in your city.

37. Laugh uncomfortably because you are not here.

38. It's not that I'm unhappy, but that I want too much.

39. You never explain what you say. You have to translate and find a mother. That's right.

I will never forget that name.

4 1, love is a dream, I overslept.

42. Living in peace with the world is my way of life.

43. People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

44. One heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not alone.

45. Why do you love the world more than yourself?

Generally speaking, intervention is out of kindness, intervention is ulterior motives.

47. Money is like dirt, but friends are worth thousands of dollars.

48. Imagination is beautiful, reality is sad, and finally follow the sadness.

49. Some people's love, like the wind, can't be seen, but can be felt.

50. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further!

202 1 talk about the most fashionable super-buckle personality

1, I'm covered in thorns because of you. What makes you say it hurts?

If you regret it, don't come to me. Even if I can't find more love, I won't choose you.

If you don't have the potential to be a lovely girl, then you must have the consciousness of being a woman.

The more arrogant people are, the more modest they are, and the more incompetent they are.

5, prostitutes are sentimental, prostitutes are affectionate.

I'd rather be lonely than be bound by others.

7. I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

8. When I am my brother, I will cherish it all my life. If I'm not my brother, don't pretend to be forced in front of me.

9. How can you learn to bully people without learning dregs?

10, you have your brotherly feelings, and I have my sisterly feelings.

1 1, spell what I want. Make what I don't have!

12, no matter how good the relationship is, don't break a person's taboo.

13, be smart, wipe your eyes and see the bitch's face clearly.

14, you will never understand my love.

15, black eyeliner, red mouth, my grass, all tattoos on your mother's head.

16, some things don't try to be brave, some people don't have to force.

17, as long as you give me glory, I will be crazy!

18, I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say regret.

19, don't look at me. In fact, I have shot through my heart with an arrow.

20. One day, I will be radiant.

2 1, I thought about it, I am better without you!

22. If EXO is time, paella is eternity. Whoever wants to break EXO's wings, I will waste his whole heaven!

23. Live like a queen to attract the king.

24, this second, fight side by side, the next second, fight for brothers!

25, I am not hypocritical, how can I match your chop and change.

26. In this society, there is no right or wrong, only strength.

27. I am not complicated, but I am not simple.

Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others.

29. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow is not good for anyone!

30. The mushroom is cold. You can disagree with my sister's idea, but you are not qualified to say that my sister is doing something wrong.

3 1, he is black, he is ugly, he is poor, he is short, he is a diaosi, and he is my brother.

32. They are used to criticizing you behind your back, because there is no capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner. Don't be afraid.

33. I swear. My mouth is intolerant. If I don't protect myself, who will?

34. The most ridiculous reason for breaking up is that we are not suitable. Can you find the most suitable one besides me?

35. You don't love me and expect me to wait for you in the same place. Am I a dead dog?

36. If you want to play with flowers, you must be a rogue first!

The world is so big that I can live without your father's care. I live better and brighter than you!

38. I can give you enough face and slap your mouth!

I won't let people who don't cherish me stay with me for too long.

40. What you didn't create by yourself is not qualified to show off at all, understand!

4 1, as the saying goes, always walk by the river and don't wet your shoes. I want to say that I am wearing boots, which are waterproof.

42. Be nice to yourself. Those dogs are not worth loving.

43. I am me, different colors of fire.

44. Men are just things for entertainment.

45. Just leave. I don't miss the past.

46. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you, even if it is heinous.

47. Being broad-minded and fat proves our mental health.

48. If you don't work hard, can you prove to the person who abandoned you how blind he is?

49. If your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

50. If you love, please love deeply; If not, please leave!