Very procrastinating children use these personalities to talk about it.

Second, the man forgot to bring money, so he left the bill on the counter. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, here is your bill.

Third, the university is to learn!

Fourth, Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculation. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

Six months ago, in order to urge myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling out Excel forms and generating trend charts. My colleague passed by my seat, only to see him fall back thoughtfully and whisper in my ear: Can you tell me which stock you are? The trend is quite good.

Pick up a mouse pad and want to match a computer. What do you say is missing?

Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

Nine, long ugly, live for a long time; Handsome, dying.

Ten, look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

Eleven, the sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of the world.

In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: What should I do if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than that man's mouth.

Fourteen, most of us who are alive have only done three things in our lives, deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being bullied.

I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

Sixteen, I finally know why I lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.

Seventeen, when you are an onion, who the fuck will eat you with sauce?

18. Blame me me for being too young to see if I am a human or a dog.

Nineteen, one by one, isn't it that I haven't finished my homework yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

Twenty, spit is used to count money, not to make sense!

Twenty-one, rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, the quality is not good, why not look around?

Twenty-two, I say I am introverted, others say I am abstract.

Twenty-three, there is a kind of yearning called autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

Twenty-five, I won't say anything if I die. You haven't made a beauty plan!

Twenty-six, when I was a child. Cry, cry, laugh, grow up, laugh, laugh, cry.

Twenty-seven, Valentine's Day is over, should we share it?

Twenty-eight, the most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

I play computer too much, so I want to watch TV quickly.

Thirty, a gentle gentleman, an eager lady.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am not in Weibo and you are in Weibo.

I don't tidy my room. I'm a beauty in a messy room.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

Thirty-four, I wrote a composition when I was a child and learned to lie; Writing a thesis in a university, I learned to plagiarize; Write a report after work and learn to disguise; When you are in love, write love letters and learn to be melodramatic; When I was old, I wrote an autobiography and studied packaging.

Thirty-five, when our summer homework teacher has finished all the homework, there will be many cars parked in the school to collect waste.

36. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, and don't say what you shouldn't say. Don't listen to what you shouldn't, don't think about it, please concentrate on soy sauce.

Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, not to mention having two feet on both sides.

Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!

Thirty-nine, the fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

Forty, I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you want to carry a heavy load?

Forty-one, pleasing to the eye, chasing, um, kissing, quarreling, being indifferent, tired, scattered, pretending not to know, scolding you behind your back, not knowing at all, making me collapse.

Forty-two, this is completely unnecessary shit. Do you regard others as martyrs' cemeteries?

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

Forty-four, be like Conan, have a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

45. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

Forty-six, at first glance, you are not so good, you might as well take a closer look.

Forty-seven, when I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to that time. As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

Forty-eight, tell me from childhood, there is nothing else, nothing else, no money, no feelings.

49. The teacher came into the classroom and said, Who is sitting in the village? Don't even clean the blackboard!

Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

These characters, when spoken, will make you feel loved.

1, love is a sudden and timely rain. If you listen attentively, it will become infinitely transparent.

Your thoughts are so strong, but my emotions are so tangled.

If I can do it all over again, I will give you everything without reservation.

Baby, use my whole life to taste the joy and sadness you gave me.

5, watching you play with others, with a smile you haven't seen for a long time.

6, close your eyes, dizzy, but just want to be hugged by you.

7. Love is a sudden and timely rain. If you listen attentively, it will become infinitely transparent.

8. Your thoughts are so strong, but my emotions are so tangled.

9. You said that if you met earlier, you would need a few more minutes and seconds.

10, I am the key and you are the lock. You won't leave without my help.

1 1, I shouldn't, how can I be with you as soon as possible.

12, idiot, my love for you is not clear in a few words.

13, I was not at home when Happiness knocked at the door, and I was at home every day.

14, you are sitting next to me, so at ease and calm, which makes me think forever for no reason.

15, true love is exclusive, and the field of love is very narrow, so narrow that it can only accommodate the survival of two people.

16. How lucky I am to meet you in the long river of life.

17, please remember my name and the years I spilled on you.

18, can you tell me the truth and make me feel that you are really dating me?

19, tired, not in love. Tired, you left.

20, spent all the courage, how to accept that you want to leave.

2 1, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

If I can see you today, I have something to tell you.

23. At a certain turning point in a certain month, I promised you that I would not love you anymore, but I forgot to promise myself.

24. Love is the most gorgeous illusion in life. It's embarrassing. Sometimes, after walking through this world, you don't want to wake up.

25. I know that everything about me is no longer what you want, and giving it to you crazily will only make you want to escape.

26. If my sunshine can make you happy, then I will abandon darkness forever.

27. The most beautiful love is not being together, but abandoning each other. True love is inseparable from distance.

28. Happy posts, you can never close them.

29. First love is puppy love in the eyes of adults, and we think it is true love.

30. I really love you, and it will not change for a hundred centuries.

3 1, if you can't get love, you'd better kill it before it sprouts!

32. Love is drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

33. Balloon flowers have two layers of flower language: eternal love and hopeless love.

34. Sometimes a smile from you actually subverts my whole country.

35. Love her and accompany her from school uniform to wedding dress.

36. Don't you like me being lukewarm to you now? Do you know that I used to be like you?

37. Why are you in my heart? How long will you stay in my heart?

38. I have become a habit of yours, just a self-righteous habit!

Except for you, I don't feel the slightest affection.

40. Dear, I am a great happiness.

4 1, please use your love to wash all the uncertain feelings in my heart.

42. Who remembers who said first, love me forever?

43. I want to grow old with you and cherish every minute I love.

44. Love that is not cherished by the other party is a shameful joke.

45. When will the flowing love dry up?

46. I love you so much.

47. For me, love is a luxury.

48. Cover up sadness, loneliness, and the first experience of love.

Love does not belong to me. I don't need love.

50. Happiness is the only perfection of love, and tears are the beautiful encounter of wrong love.

These individual mood phrases are profound realities.

1, the entanglement in the heart, the solution is the knot, and if it can't be solved, it is robbery.

2. Some feelings have been tangled for a long time, and later you can't tell whether to love or win.

3. Many people are not withdrawn, but socialize with principles and choices. Say a thousand words to the person you like, but not a word to others.

4. Take the right path, let go of the unintentional hand, make friends, break friends without meaning, drink tea, abstain from drinking wine, open the door to convenience and close the mouth of right and wrong.

5. We are all such people: in the face of pressure, we instinctively choose to obey, because we are not persuaded, and we are too lazy to convince others; People are proud and self-righteous, and the only way to live in peace is to cheat.

6. Memories are just a bowl of soup cooked by Meng Po. Has anyone been injured by new scars and old wounds that have passed through the intestine?

7, a cup of hot tea, warm is the body; An understanding word warms the heart.

8. Don't be a bad person, because there are always people who trample on your tolerance and accommodation as weakness.

9. A woman's happiness lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.

10, I can't stand falling in love too early, meeting too late, hurting too little fate, and loving too many peaches. True love is neither too early nor too late, neither too much nor too little, it is you, it is you.

1 1, the most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery; What hurts the most is always the truest feelings.

12, maybe you won't be so confused as long as you turn around.

There are three ways to solve all the problems. Accept, change and let go. If you can't accept it, change it If you can't change it, let it go.

14, the strongest feeling in the world is not "I love you", but "I am used to having you". Mutual dependence is the deepest love.

15, the lost days are like a good girl melting in the crowd. I watched her walk beautifully and married someone else.

16, you never know how strong you are until one day you have no choice but to be strong.

17, it is yours, it is yours. Not yours. Don't force it. I have tried, cherished, and have a clear conscience. Leave the rest to fate.

There are many things in life that can knock you down, but what really knocks you down is your own mentality.

19, be gentle with people and things. Don't lose your temper at will. Nobody owes you anything. There is no word "should" in this world.

20. The pain is only temporary. In retrospect, it was nothing.

2 1, learn to forgive those who hurt themselves, because they are also poor, pushed by pressure and involuntarily.

22. Everyone is an independent individual. There really is no such thing as who can't live without him.

23. Although love is beautiful, it hurts the most. Don't turn around easily, or it will hurt you for life.

24. Life always laughs at us being too young, but youth doesn't grow old easily.

25. Some people say that life lies in stillness, others say that life lies in tossing ... In fact, laziness is lazy and comfortable, and tossing is fun. The important thing is that you have the wisdom to enjoy the process and the ability to bear the consequences.

26. Never fully believe what you see with your own eyes. Probably what you want to see.

27. Whether a person is mature or not does not mean that he has spoken a lot of profound truths, nor does it mean that his ideological realm has reached a high level. It's that people are comfortable and supercilious. It retains the edges and corners of the self and has the roundness of accepting other people's lives. Mature people don't need excuses, just a smile.

28, if people know their destination, why care about wandering at this time.

There are 6 billion people around us. However, in this life, we live among 60 people at most. And there are only a few people who make you love and hurt, happy and sad, live and die. These people are your world. So, you don't have to care about more people and more things. The more you care, the deeper you will get into, the longer you will struggle, and the more you will be tortured. Simplicity, simplicity is happiness.

If you learn more skills now, you can ask for less in the future.

3 1, let the heart be full of hope, follow kindness, walk through the noise of the world of mortals, and write touching warmth in the shallow years.

Don't think too hard about life, but be grateful that you are still alive in this world. Life has no answer, and life doesn't need an answer. When life is about to belong to you, you will find that life is just a process, no matter how complicated the process is, the final outcome is the same. Life focuses on the process, not the result.

33. Restore the true colors of life with a dust-free heart.

34. In my lifetime, I only complain about warmth, the flowers are getting stronger and stronger, and the tea is getting more and more mellow. I will meet you sincerely and be with you.

35. The longer the time, the lighter the heart. Breathe gently and smile gently.

These mood phrases are widely circulated.

1, I remember when I was a teenager, everyone was very sincere and sincere. A word is a word. At the railway station in the early morning, the long streets are dark and deserted, and the small shops selling soy milk are steaming. The past days passed more slowly. Carriages, horses and mail didn't arrive quickly. You need to love the right person all your life. The previous locks were also beautiful, and the keys were also beautiful and fashionable. If you lock it, people will understand.

2. I hope that in my early twenties, I will do something that will smile when I think of it at the age of 80.

Spend too much time thinking about the rest of your life, but forget to live well.

Even if two people get along well and are happy together, there may not be a future.

When I am happy, I will find someone to share it with. The first person is happier than me, the second person looks envious, and the third person tries to pretend to be calm, but his heart is fluctuating. I hope my happiness will not turn into a breeze in an instant. Since then, I have divided these three people into three types: bosom friends, friends and acquaintances.

6. The result of heart-wrenching is either heartbreak or ruthlessness.

7. Many tastes of life will not be known until an age, such as this kind of mutual affection and happiness. However, once understood, everything is far away.

8. What we have been looking for is what we already have; We always look around, but we miss what we want, which is why we can't get what we want so far.

9. It is better to manage your own dignity and beauty than to manage the betrayal and badness of others.

10, farewells are all free and easy. After saying goodbye, we are all trying to hold back our thoughts, and we can't escape the night when drinking is a song or the deserted streets.

1 1, I finally understand why you don't like people. You are not hypocritical enough. You don't lie with your eyes open. Slowly, I find that a good mouth is not as good as a good heart, because a good heart is never better than a good mouth. Nowadays, society and people like fake ones, but they don't like real ones. They don't do as well as they can say.

12, I went to check his past, not because of jealousy, but because of sadness and affection, and he never gave it to me.

13 years old was ruined by pride and took the road paved by parents. At the age of 25, he refused to change and was ruined by his own ideas. He works with a fixed salary every month. The 30-year-old disappointment was ruined by laziness, and he watched the success and failure of others day after day. At the age of 40, the enemy ruined his face and was jealous of other people's wealth. 50 years old, regret being ruined by troubles! I can only live carefully. It's too late to sit in a rocking chair at the age of 60! In one's life, one should either attach importance to it or settle for it.

14, I don't procrastinate at all, but I'm lazy and simple, so lazy that I can only find excuses to procrastinate.

15, I wonder how many people have slandered me behind my back. Maybe I am a shameless bitch in their mouth, but there is no way. Some people are in a morbid state: throwing dirty water on others to make them happy. I was criticized, but I didn't dodge. But I know that if you love me, you must believe me.

16. There are some fun and life experiences that we may never have. However, it is between these "can't get" and "get" that we have established our position in this world.

17, sometimes I miss a friend I haven't contacted for a long time, and I turn over and over the phone book and give up. Time has changed, there is no intersection and no reason to contact. Because I'm not sure if the other person is thinking about you, I pretend to be chic and say, "It's better to meet you if I miss you." We are just afraid: in each other's hearts, it is not that important.

18, don't be too kind, too generous and too capable. After a long time, people will think that everything you do is right. Even if one day you are tired of crying, no one will love you. Because in their eyes, this is what you want. Sometimes don't be too kind. Don't think of others in everything! Others will not consider your feelings and difficulties. They will take everything for granted.

19, there are 20% people in this world, no matter how you behave, they all hate you. There are also 60% people who change their attitude towards you according to your actions. Passers-by turn pink for a while, and powder turns black for a while. The remaining 20% people still like you so much, no matter how stupid, careless and wrong you are. This is how the world works.

20, put down your impetuous, put down your laziness, put down your three-minute heat, empty your brain that you can't help but seduce, put down your eyes that are easily attracted to anything, put down your mouth that you want to gossip about everything, and calm down and do what you should do. It's time to work hard!

2 1, fighting all the way is not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.

22, don't be easily influenced, and don't be too rational. People can't live too clearly, just know it in their hearts.

23. If you only read books that suit your taste, you will always know only what you already know.

24, has gradually developed the habit of not explaining, many emotions can not be shared, simple self-digestion. What you know will naturally be understood, and what you don't understand will sometimes be explained. Some stories can only be told to people who understand.

25. You are a lovely person. You really should meet the best person. I hope I am, too.

It took us two years to learn to speak, but it took us sixty years to learn to shut up. Many times, the more you talk, the more alienated you are, and the more contradictions you have. In communication, most people are always eager to express themselves, but they don't know each other at all. Learn to speak for two years, but shut up for life. Do you understand? Don't say much. Uneasy and calm, speak slowly. If you really have nothing to say, don't say it.

27. Instead of being busy and conspicuous, it is better to be a real and natural person in the crowd, not to make public, not to be artificial, and to stand back at any time. I have a fixed mind, just concentrate on my work.

I am eager to see you, but please remember that I won't ask to see you. This is not because of pride, you know I am not proud in front of you, but because it makes sense for us to meet only when you also want to see me.

29. The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.

30. Shopping alone, eating alone, traveling alone and doing many things alone. A person's life is lonely, but more often it is because of loneliness and happiness. The ultimate happiness lies in the lonely deep sea. In this day-to-day life, I gradually reached a settlement with myself.

3 1, what we want to do, we should do it when we think about it; Because people's minds will change, there will be as many hesitations and delays as tongues, hands and accidents.

No matter how hard you try to make yourself perfect, there will always be a group of people pointing fingers behind your back. There is no need to scold anyone, and there is no need to slap anyone. They are not necessarily bad people, they just don't understand your lifestyle.

33. Sometimes people are like this. When something big happens, they will endure, and they will endure. When they hear a word of comfort from people around them, they will be defeated in an instant. Later, I learned that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden tenderness, not suffering alone, but that people around me felt sorry for you, not loneliness, but disappointment.

34. If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.

We have learned a lot of unnecessary things. It turns out that our world is not so happy, but the pain has become forever. Those beautiful pictures, like a ray of fireworks in the vast night sky, are fleeting.