Can you understand what it's like to wear a bra when running as a man?

Introduction: I went shopping in the supermarket with a buddy yesterday. No sooner had I entered than I saw two monks in robes come in. I pushed the shopping cart and started to get something. I bought a cart at one go. I looked at my buddy and said, "Being a monk means having money! Look how rich you are! " Then I only saw them go to the cashier. The waiter asked them whether they would pay by credit card or cash. A monk came forward and said, "benefactor, Amitabha, the poor monk is here for alms ..."

1, having dinner with my cousin, my cousin looked at the menu and said how this dish was. Cousin replied: "signature dishes, be sure to eat!" " My cousin was stupefied and a bus slapped him. "Who do you think Bichi is!"

I took my son to take a bath today. My son asked me, "Dad, when can I grow up?" I thought about it and answered him: "You take a bath for 20 yuan now, and when you take a bath for 200 yuan, you will grow up ..."

3. My colleague added another daughter. I heard that my eldest daughter was jealous of her sister recently. She used to tease their eldest daughter: "Yuanyuan, can you lend your sister to your aunt for a few days?" As a result, Xiong Haizi said, "Yes, you don't have to send it back."

The company opened today, and all the girls are wearing cheongsam! Have you grown taller? As a result, we went to a restaurant to eat, and others saw us and said, "Wow! These waiters' clothes look good! "We also eat here!

In the history class, the teacher asked me, "Which emperor in China lived the longest?" I knew nothing about it when I was a student! Suddenly, I don't know where it came from: "Jade Emperor." The teacher was speechless!

6. The female colleague said: I always shake the letter to the same man. I can't help but say hello to him: "Hey, can you shake it later?" He also immediately replied to me: "Why? Why not wait and shake? " I was speechless, so I ran to the living room and said to my mother, "Mom, dad is playing and shaking."

7. "Goddess, would you please say good night to me? Good morning, good afternoon will do! " "Kneel down."

8. The chicken is frozen today. I secretly kissed the goddess Lin Chi-ling when she wasn't looking. The only drawback is that the TV screen is too fucking dirty. Full of dust.

9, a bowl of instant noodles in the eyes of the same person will have two kinds of treatment: thin people eat, no wonder you are so thin, always eat these nutritious things, don't eat, then eat thin; Fat people always eat this junk food when they eat. No wonder you are so fat. Stop eating, it will kill you! What a painful understanding.

10, m: "Your legs must be very tired!" Woman: "Why?" Man: "because you've been running in my head all day!" " "Woman:" I think it's ok, because your brain is so small! " "

165438+ Now, the condition is getting worse and worse. How come even my daughter's kindergarten homework is difficult, and she can't do it! Hey! The family's economy is average, so I dare not take her to see a doctor. Forget it. Let's live every day.

12, go to the mall to buy clothes. The shopping guide enthusiastically asked me what I wanted to buy. I said if you look at me like this, bring me my clothes. The shopping guide said yes, give me a mask.

13. My friend works in an old hotel. Every night, the ghost of an armored warrior often appears in the shop. Last month, a historian was staying in a hotel. He happened to bump into it and cried out in horror. The waiters are all scrambling to watch the excitement and asking, "What era do you think he is?" "Who is the general?" "What battle did you die in?" The scholar replied: "The armor level is very low, just a soldier." Since then, ghosts have never appeared again ... How strong is self-esteem?

14. My little niece painted nail polish on my bath towel. I hit her, and then she cried, but she didn't cry. I asked her why she didn't cry. My niece said, "Let me burst into tears. It doesn't hurt to hit me. I won't cry. You hit me again! " "Is this' silence speaks louder here'?

15, some students updated the news: Can students studying in Lan Xiang and New Oriental University use excavators to cook?

16, just chatting with my dad, I said, "What should I do if I marry a foreign daughter-in-law?" My father said something that embarrassed me. He said: "Like you, don't say that foreign countries are aliens, and dad agrees."

17, finally realized that he was a fat paper. Can you understand what it's like to wear a bra when running as a man?

18, female: I have always regarded you as my brother. Man: Different genders, can we be brothers? Woman: I have breasts, you have brothers, we are not brothers! Man: Come on, let their brothers meet!

19, m: how did you persuade my mother to let us be together? Woman: I told your mother that if you don't let me be your wife, I will be your stepmother. How's it going? Wit! Man: wit! But now my dad doesn't agree

20. River God: "Did you fall into the river with this golden axe or this iron axe?" Youth: "Neither." River God: "You are an honest boy. I gave you both axes! " "Young man:" Give me back my diamond axe! ""River God: "No ...

2 1. My girlfriend bought clothes online again last night. I asked, "Your clothes are all in the closet. Why do you think it's not enough? " "This is a hobby. Do you have enough movies on your hard disk? "

22. Every time I see someone who is particularly beautiful and I like him very much, I will keep staring for a long time ... until my hands are so sour that I have to put down the mirror.

23. The doctor said to me, "Young man, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is very serious. You must take medicine. A course of treatment is 9994 yuan. Are there any questions? " "Yes, can you charge 10000 yuan?"

24. After all my salary is paid out, it is not as thick as a mobile phone. Damn it, I will work hard, and I will try to make a thin mobile phone as soon as possible!

25. My friend proudly said to me, "No, my buddy met a beautiful woman in the swimming pool yesterday. She is super spicy! " I swallowed and asked, "How?" He smiled wisely and replied, "She said her skin was a little dry recently. I kicked her into the water without saying anything, and then jumped down and crushed her head to death. That's been called for a long time! "

26. Everyone is sleeping. The teacher tried to tease us: "There is a monster. It ate all of you, but not me. Do you know why? " A faint voice came from the back corner: "Because this monster is a Muslim."

27. There is a factory opposite the unit, and the slogan is posted on the door: Enterprises depend on me to survive, and I rely on enterprises to develop! It was windy yesterday and the slogan was blown off in the morning. Watching the slogan become: the enterprise depends on me for survival, and I depend on it!

28. If one day I change Weibo's real name, my photo to myself, my signature to the front, and all the previous words are deleted, it probably means that I will start a new life or my mother will pay attention to me.

29. Traveling means picking a sunny day, walking away, buying a ticket with only two yuan, taking the subway at will, not reading the cellular travel guide, and not asking about the direction and destination. Erase the heart that has been dusty in the city for a long time, and unload the heavy camouflage and preparedness. Embrace the world with your heart, talk to everyone with your heart, and express your gratitude to the world: "Thank you, thank you, kindly give some money ..."

After traveling for two days, my husband said to me, "Wife, I found that I can't live without you." Just when I was so moved, he said, "Mosquitoes bit me when you were not at home."

3 1. My buddy was bitten by his sheepdog. We went to visit him. Oh, it's really bad. Seeing us, my buddy burst into tears: "I thought it was boring to drink alone last night, so I let him accompany me to drink two cups." I didn't expect it to be bad. "

32. An intern girl was lying on the desk in the company library, her face was full of pain and sadness. I went over and patted her and said, "That's what I do when I come out to work. There are many unspeakable grievances and pains. We must be brave ... "The girl stopped me and said," Senior, I have dysmenorrhea. Can you leave me alone? "

33. The new female colleague usually looks soft and weak, even the bottle of water is for others to twist. Today, I met a drunken molester and started to hide back and forth. This man is becoming more and more presumptuous. Just when I was going to save her, I saw her kick the man down and said something that has left me in a mess so far: "Hey, it seems that I can't let go in the future!"

34. When I was a child, there was always a classmate named Wang Xiaoming. He always spills all kinds of black ink on his white trousers and is not careful in class. He failed to finish his homework. He used to be the most hacked person in the country. Now he has changed from Wang Xiaoming to Lao Wang, and he has moved next door to everyone who hacked him. ...

I have a good habit and a bad habit. A good habit is to like to look at my sister's figure. The bad habit is that you can't help running to the front to look at your face.

36. My brother is afraid of his wife and will be scolded if he comes home late. Once he heard that a woman is like a spring, you are strong and I am weak, and she is strong, so he went to a bar to drink and came home very late. As soon as he got home, he dropped the bottle on the ground preemptively and shouted, I'll be late! I didn't expect my wife to quietly cook hot porridge for him. My brother was instantly moved to tears, drinking hot porridge and saying that my wife was wrong. At this time, the wife pressed porridge on his face, which was another domestic violence.

37. Once upon a time, there was a very powerful middle school student who often farted in class, with the emphasis on blaming others. One day, the teacher came to class and sat in the last row. A teacher is sitting next to him. In class, this wonderful flower farted a particularly loud fart. At this time, the whole class quieted down and everyone turned to look back. The goods looked at the teacher next to him, covering his nose, and all eyes turned to the teacher. The teacher suddenly became dull and his mouth twitched …

38. I hugged my girlfriend's waist and looked calm. After thinking for a long time, I turned to ask her, "Honey, have my hands become shorter recently?"

39. When my friend got married, the host invited me to the stage and said, "Today is your good brother's wedding date. Why not come up and say something? " I'm a little excited. "Then order sweet and sour carp and braised pork ribs."

40. "Boss, is this watermelon sweet?" "I hate to sell sweet ones!" "Then bring me one." It's not sweet to go home and cut it open I'll go back and talk to my boss. "How can you lie? Not sweet at all! " "I'm not lying. I really can't bear to sell the sweet ones! "

Editor's note: I met a robber last night. He said to me with a knife, "take out the money, or I'll kill you!" " I spread out my hands: "Come on." The robbers searched my whole body, but didn't even find a steel jump and turned to leave. I grabbed him and said, "Didn't you say you were going to kill me?" Kill! I am too poor to live. I killed myself when I came out. Let's kill each other! "The robber was tied up by me. He stamped his foot, gritted his teeth and raised his hand to give me 200 yuan.

Keep running and talk about feelings.

Keep running and talk about feelings.

1, running is a persistent exercise, and a person can exercise his will better when running! Don't be lazy, come on!

It's a pity that it rained, so I couldn't keep running. I'm a little lost. Actually, it should be rain or shine.

I didn't do anything these two days. Eating and sleeping makes me feel insecure. From now on, I will conceive the second rule, insist on running and do Duoyan Zheng aerobics at night, so that my body and mind will be transferred to the state of starting school. Come on!

4. Quit smoking and keep running. The original intention is not to pursue health, but to try to overcome some ideas that affect the will.

They all looked down on me when I went running at night, but the result surprised them. Sweat, sweat across the cheek, that is called a cool. Life is like running. See how long you can last, and I'm afraid you don't have that endurance. Nothing is impossible as long as you persist.

6. Yellowing leaves are floating in the mud. It doesn't rain in Mao Mao now. Those who still insist on running inexplicably feel a little more tragic than themselves.

I want to hear you sing. I wonder if it's my heart. Every time I run down and hear your voice, I immediately return to blood. I've been running every day recently, and I'm rarely so serious about one thing for the first time. Rather than a goal, I want to prove it to myself. I hope we all have such stubborn obsession, and life with expectations is always good.

8. Punch in the first100th day, hoping to live younger and younger!

9. Keep running with me every day to increase your resistance, and you will have a great figure! Come on, son.

10. Jogging plan Day 46, keep running and love! I feel much better than before. I can easily run 10 km the next day after climbing Huashan Mountain. In an instant, I was shocked! Your energy is beyond my imagination!

1 1, I hope it doesn't rain, so I can continue running instead of playing table tennis with my roommate all night.

12, a new low this year, excited! ! Keep exercising for an hour every day, not seeking to lose weight quickly but seeking to lose weight healthily! ! After several attempts to keep running, it remained at 53. Make up your mind to manage your diet these days! Eat seven points and practice three points! Words of wisdom! September goal 50! !

13, jog for 40 minutes at 8km/h continuously, and challenge yourself again. Keep running and meet a better self.

14, I was lazy, and I only ran for two days. I have a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder and a sense of insecurity. I am straightforward, and offending people has become a common occurrence. I love to lose my temper, but I don't know how to control my emotions. I have no patience, especially for things that don't interest me. I am self-abased, confident and extremely contradictory. I feel embarrassed when facing people who like me. I'm not very active. I always want to have a holiday. I am not obedient, and my parents can't help me. Finally, I hope I am really strong.

15, at present, it is still running. I have been running for half a year. Although it is intermittent, what I can feel now is that my lower abdomen has begun to flatten, and then the meat at my knees has changed a little. I have seen so much now, although I am still very fat.

16, I'm so depressed, I want to keep running! Cheer for yourself!

17, running, insisting on more than five kilometers often has an inertia, and the will after ten kilometers depends on tempering, which is self-evident.

18, try to convince me! Get up at 6: 30 in the morning to read classics, and insist on running 8 laps at night. A little weak, I hope to regain my strength through tomorrow's party!

19, I have been asked why I want to run recently. Why do you insist on running? Just stick to one thing, don't regret it, don't feel useless, and keep your little pride of recognizing yourself. It's actually quite simple. Now that it has started, it has started.

20. It is a change and a small breakthrough to fall in love with the gym from never exercising to now. I like the feeling of persistence when running. After three months of exercise, you have gained the most. Fortunately, none of us gave up. I hope there will be countless firsts to accompany you in the future. I wish I had a time machine, so that I can go to the future and see if we are still drinking tea, chatting and gossiping together when I am old.

2 1, I will go back to school tomorrow. I hope I can live a good and happy day according to my own plan. Don't waste time, after all, the days of being a student at school are numbered. I said, this year, I insisted on running, going to the library, learning foreign languages, passing Band 6, and not repeating the grade. I wish to be an ordinary college student, but if I can really stick to it, I already feel particularly remarkable.

22, sister, I'm running, I'm thin, waiting to meet you, hmm.

23. Today is the fifth day that I quit smoking. I insist on running every night. Some people say that when you stop being overbearing in front of the opposite sex, it proves that you are mature again, but I just like medium rare.

It seems to be cloudy and cold outside. I don't know if it will rain, but I want to go running. If I can keep running in cold weather, it's a real persistence.

25, the first day of running, I don't know how long I can last. Running every day is a day!

26, insist on running for more than a month, each time 10 km, about 20 times faster, from 88 kg to 77 kg. If you can do something seriously, you can certainly do it to the extreme. If only there were such forests and running water around, running would be much easier.

27. After three years of graduate life, the only thing I can persist in is running, and the persistence that I tried to persist has been forgotten.

28. Although the hair is not long during a holiday, it has gained weight. Although running has made me taller, I have acne. Although the abdominal muscles are not long, the legs have muscles. Although I am fat, I still like to eat high calories. . .

29. Many people can't persist and usually lose in the first two weeks. These two weeks are the most painful for people who have just started running and have no sports foundation. My lungs are on fire, and my legs are so sore that it hurts to walk. But as long as you stick to these two weeks, you will find that you have entered a new world. For 2 weeks, keep panting for 30 minutes every day and enter the world of running. It's that simple.

30. After running for five months, my pants have gained a lot of weight. Should I be happy or happy or happy?

3 1, you must insist on cycling or you will be completely surpassed by someone.

32. I want to get up at 6 o'clock every day to run, but I can't insist. I really don't have any perseverance. Who will help me?

33. I have been running for almost a month. To sum up, there is nothing I can't stick to, and there is nothing I can't practice. Just look at yourself. After experiencing some things, I know that nothing is difficult in the world, and I am afraid that there is a will.

34. Running in the rain is like sorrow in life. Keep walking, it will clear up. Stepping into a puddle, splashing mud and soiling shoes and socks is like stumbling in life. As long as you calm down, everything becomes so simple. If it's particularly congested, why bother? Remember to stick to the fifth day of running.

35. It's very uncomfortable today, but I still keep running without slacking off. I feel great. After ps ran, I found that this can record the calories consumed during running, and suddenly I felt stupid.

Say: you are in pain, and no one can feel it.

1, [I hate quarreling, it's a deep-rooted chronic disease that I can't get rid of. Even if I want to change it, there is nothing I can do]

Well, if you don't have a beautiful appearance, you won't be noticed at all.

3, calmly face everything, plain is true, only happy!

You are in pain, no one can feel it. You must be strong, even if you have been hurt and shed tears, you must grit your teeth and go on. Because life is your life alone.

Don't think that everything I tell you that makes me laugh is a good thing. You have no idea how many nights I cried about it.

6. I intended to be a lightning bolt this year, which will make your eyes shine, but it turned out to be a nut wall, blocking your sight.

7. That man doesn't love me no matter how good he is, and the story ends here.

8. Don't tell me your position in my mind.

9. How many people can be with you? No matter what you are, they will always be with you. . . I find myself lonely.

10, let time dilute everything y

1 1, when can I stop comforting and coaxing men like men?

12, as long as you are kind to me, I will do whatever you want, even if it is death.

13, you will meet some people constantly, and you will say goodbye to some people constantly, from strange to familiar, from familiar to strange, from congenial to parting ways, from meeting each other late to not meeting each other. ...

14, are you tired of playing with your mind? Is it hot to wear a mask? Is it troublesome to play tricks? Is it easy for your mother to give birth to you? Is it so cheap?

15, National Day is infinitely good, but there is a lot of homework.

Sentences of feelings and experiences

Sentences of feelings and experiences

(1) I haven't looked back on my life for a long time, trying to sort out all my emotions, trying to make all my actions meaningful and make my mood calm and happy. Suddenly I looked up and found that for such a long time, I didn't write my feelings and experiences about my boss.

(2) I called my father, looked at the QQ mood and photos a long time ago, and felt that I had gone a long way, which was not easy. So we should redouble our efforts, don't give up halfway, and don't let down the indomitable teenager himself. Forget it, don't do it. Although I have always felt that it is a very sentimental word not to forget your initiative, it is really such a feeling and experience for me who is in a state of confusion and powerlessness at the moment.

(3) I always feel that when listening to songs, I will leave an impression on all the environment at that time. That's what movies do. The final exam before the winter vacation of freshmen is really boring. I watched Long Time with Anthony, and the theme song was also very good. Once I hear that melody again in my later life, all my feelings and experiences, even the temperature at that time, will come to my mind when the prelude rings.

I used to hate dyeing my hair, but I was against other people's colorful hairstyles. Suddenly one day, I was suddenly enlightened and wanted to find a different self. I want to break my old ideas (original black hair, ponytail, no hair) and give myself a different feeling and experience.

(5) The classic collocation of black, white and gray is fashionable and generous, simple but not simple. Taking white and log color as the main color system, it highlights the warmth of home and the flight of time, feels the thinking and experience brought by time in different stages of life, and realizes the changes and feelings brought by time. I hope it will be so beautiful forever. Through the deconstruction and reorganization of indoor space, it brings the yearning and pursuit of leisurely life, as well as a new understanding and yearning for time.

(6) Who really understands the bitterness and pain behind the glamorous career, who can feel the hesitation and anxiety, who can tell the loneliness, and who can really understand and experience it? I sincerely hope that besides money and temptation, people can see other values that they can get along with. I also hope to pay attention to the mental health of artists.

(7) Are people really old enough to stop joking? Calm? In other words, one step at a time, people gradually realize what they can really feel when things come, and gradually the teenager is really gone.

(8) I found that there are many things that I like to hide silently in my heart. Whether I am happy or unhappy, I like to feel and experience quietly in my heart.

(9) Once people get used to jumping endlessly in the flurry, the peaceful and quiet realm of nature can no longer be perceived and experienced from themselves and from the whole nature. For the record, the painful body feels as soothing as a knife, and the scarred retina can't piece together a strange and magnificent river and fall into the yen.

(10) One day, I finished painting a book from morning till night, and the plot attracted me very much. When I first saw this title in the library, I was thinking, what is the third way of love? It was not until I finished reading it that I could vaguely realize this unique love, but I still couldn't say the real meaning. I look forward to new feelings and experiences when I watch it next time.

(eleven) some things, some shock, can't be there, can't feel and experience. Neither can express its beauty.

(12) A little bit of happiness and sense of belonging, I am feeling and experiencing, and I am getting more and more silent. It seems that I haven't updated my circle of friends for a long time. Silence doesn't mean I've been bad. Happiness only needs to be known to the closest people. Wear beautiful clothes, and it is not necessary for everyone to know. Happiness is even more so!

(13) I met the high-speed train for the first time and was late. In this strange city, I thought about the ups and downs of the past year, and thousands of flavors came to my mind: one year's tempering, one year's growth seemed immature, and more precipitation was needed, waiting for me to really smile and recall those endless feelings, endless feelings and experiences, endless concepts and definitions, endless politics and humanities. . .

(14) How many such spring days make you feel that everything is full of hope? How many such nights have you sighed at the wonder of everything in the world? The most precious thing in the course of life is to have a beautiful heart with feelings and experience at all times, not to be annihilated by trivial matters or hidden by external influences.

(15) The significance of travel lies not in the scenery, but in the inner feelings and experiences.

(16) Since I broke my foot and lay in bed every day, I have deeply realized the feeling of confinement.

(17) If a person can't fight loneliness by giving himself more beautiful and dignified life, it's hard to accept that some things need to be done by himself after all, and some happiness is his own business after all. Even people who love each other can't fully understand and appreciate the other half's small thoughts, feelings and perfection. Carpe diem is a virtue. It reduces our expectations for the future and also reduces our complaints about the future. Everything in the world, the higher the expectation, the more disappointed. No one can compare with buying the brightest lamp, finding the best desk and holding a favorite book. There are trees outside the window and meat on the stove. You don't know where your boyfriend is, but you know how to live here

(18) Different roles lead to different positions. No one can feel it from the other's point of view, because everything has nothing to do with themselves. People who say "I understand" on the surface will basically never understand or experience it.

(XIX) I am a little excited to see myself as a child in the WeChat group at home, because I only have one photo about my childhood, except graduation photo in primary school and graduation photo in high school. Because of the changes of the times, I have some feelings and experiences. Hehe, time is not slow either! It's no use denying that you are old!

Life is colorful. Some people live a pale life, some people live a wonderful life, some people live hot water, and some people live a sweet juice. Everyone's living environment is different, so everyone's understanding and experience of life is also very different. If you feel happy, your life will be more satisfied.

(twenty-one) feelings and experiences are only warm and cold. I hope my future life can be more casual and less helpless.

Friends, it's easier said than done! Many times, many things have different feelings and understandings in many people's hearts. Nowadays, many people know people's faces, but not their hearts. If you want to know if you are sincere, it depends on your feelings and thoughts.

(23) I hope to have someone like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city, from morning till night, from Shan Ye to the study, as long as it is you in the end. Every time I read this passage, I have different feelings and experiences about this book.

(24) I took the green leather train for the first time in my life, which lasted more than 10 hours. I was deeply moved. I'm not disappointed or lost, and I'm even a little glad that I didn't buy a sleeper, which makes me feel and appreciate the feeling of sitting in a train carriage in the movie. There are always some things in life that you will understand and cherish more. This is bound to be an extraordinary and meaningful journey!

(25) When a person goes to see Passing Through Your World, he cries bitterly and wipes his tears with his skirt. Only another pure person can perceive and experience the purity at the end of Chen, and this opportunity is destined to belong to Yao Ji. Suddenly I want to see Chongqing and Daocheng and feel the warm light of the ancient city. Passing through your world, love is waiting for you at the end.

26. Some movies are really worth remembering, especially literary films. It seems that I am a young woman of literature and art at heart. After watching the movie, I usually go to search for some film reviews and have omissions and guesses about the details in the movie. The majority of netizens are really crouching tiger, hidden dragon, and then go to see the movie again with film reviews. Really have more different feelings and experiences, but also can not help but worship such a powerful director and actor. It turns out that my taste is so weak and so literary.

(27) It's really great. Although prose is inseparable, it is really profound. I am studying it, including his feelings and experiences.

(28) No matter whether you talk about art or literature, there are always theories and reasons. Theory is to better explain art, and the theory itself comes from the feeling and experience of art. I think experience is more important than theory, and sentiment is the real infiltration.

(29) Every piece of raw purple sand ore is infused with hard sweat, which is constantly turned into softness and firmness, and it is worth feeling and experiencing alone. It is magical but not mysterious.

(30) Although the material enjoyment of the rich and ordinary people is not at the same level, when all classes get used to their own level, their feelings are the same. I think: rich people living in luxury houses and driving luxury cars every day have the same feelings and experiences as ordinary people driving ordinary cars and living in apartments. Nothing more than repeating the trivia and busyness of life every day, we all need to find our true feelings and then die.