What does a senior satirist say with low IQ?

1, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

2. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

3. the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of their ancestors who were humiliated,

4. Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

5. 10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

6. Damn guy like you:

7, can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

8. It's not as good as chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside.

9. Even a flower is more handsome than 10 times.

10, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.

1 1. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.

12, in order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.

13, if your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

14, if you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you.

15, grenades will explode when they see you.

16, if someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you can have the same power as long as you skydive.

17, all the places of interest you have visited become monuments, and all the monuments you have visited will become history.