Satire those who borrow money and don't pay it back.

A collection of stories that satirize people who borrow money and don't pay it back.

With the development of social networks and the update of smart phones, more and more people will speak in their spare time and share their feelings and beautiful sentences of the day. Still struggling to find something unique to talk about? The following is a collection of satirical remarks made by people who borrow money but don't pay it back, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

1. I have handed it in for several years, or my situation will be very ugly if I don't come back.

It's hard to pay the bill every year, so please pay me back quickly.

Who said you can't eat instant noodles in the car? It is difficult to pay the bill in this economic situation.

4. It is difficult to get a hukou, but it is difficult to go to heaven! Everyone's group year is so lively, but I am in a hurry to pay the bill.

Time and again, it is difficult to collect money, collect accounts and do business. If you try again, you will have to use legal means.

6. You know, I miss you every day. Every night, when I eat, sleep and work, I want to say to you, friend, remember to pay back the money!

7. I am in a good mood today. I will be happier if those friends can pay me back.

8. Everyone has different values. If you don't pay back the money you owe, it's an honor to get someone I can scold you but you can't scold me. Is that how your mother taught you to be a man? No culture, no quality, no values. Or a man without money.

9. Be a man: no matter how poor you are, you don't owe money. No matter how difficult it is, don't break your word.

10. When you are in trouble, friends are willing to lend you money to help you solve your urgent needs, which shows that people trust you. This is a great kindness. No matter when he asks you to pay back the money afterwards, you can't just complain and be upset. It must be difficult for him to ask you to pay back the money. In fact, finding someone to pay back the money is very similar to finding someone to borrow money, which is difficult to talk about. So, don't take others' help for granted, please be grateful to those who help you when you are at a loss.

1 1. There are so many bad guys, so many people who make rumors and slander, so many people who break up their marriages, so many people who don't pay back the money, so many people who cheat others to see a doctor, and so many people who are driven away by the landlord ... How can we break it?

12. It's difficult to collect accounts! Don't even answer the phone! Don't be honest! What should we do?

13. I hate this feeling. I don't pay back the money I borrowed. People in trouble helped you, but until now, if you are in trouble, you said no. It's easy to borrow money, and that's how you pay it back! Why, why, I really hate it! Very annoying! I did everything. It was beautiful when I borrowed it. I'll return it to you next month. I borrowed it for a few years.

14. Never believe "I'll pay you back in two days". I don't know when to pay me back.

15. If I don't pay back the money and keep my word, I will kick me out of my life. Don't make yourself so sacred. If I want to lend you money, I am a villain. Hehehe.

16. Lending money to a friend means trusting a friend, and the freedom to pay back money to a friend means leaving a sky for a friend. It is still difficult for friends to borrow money. When he can hold up the sky alone, he will naturally send you a blue and bright sky.

17. The lent money was wasted and the previous friendship was broken.

18. There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

19. What's wrong with people now? Asking for help is like collecting debts. Such friends can only say goodbye in the future

20. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you … pay back the money quickly!

2 1. Love maintained by touching will be numb and tired sooner or later: you are hurting me! "Another flustered and frustratedly said many people want to debt at the end of the year! "How can you be so stupid!

22. I really think those friends who don't pay back the money or delay for a long time or are short of money are very tasty.

23. Talking about money hurts feelings. If you don't pay back, you have to borrow it again. I'm not a bank, what's more, I have nothing. You have a car and a house. How can you ignore others?

I knew her a long time ago, but we have been apart for a long time, and it is difficult to collect the accounts when the Spring Festival is near.

25. Gentleness/giving you money/friendship of friends/I just hope I can help you/now/for a long time/it's not easy to make money/I wonder if you still remember.

26. Borrow money from pessimists because they won't expect you to pay it back.

27. Lending you money is support, not urging you to pay back the money is trust, and paying back the money in time is honesty. For the sake of your integrity, please don't undermine your integrity with the support and trust of others.

28. The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

29. Rich people are grandfathers, especially if they owe money.

30. It is difficult to collect accounts at the end of the year. I have money but no money to go home for the Spring Festival, alas.

When 3 1. was born, no one was thoughtful and was born late; Everyone was worried when he died. It's like borrowing money casually when you borrow money, and it hurts to pay it back.

32. I feel very tired and don't love anymore. Every day, I study how to get others to pay back the money voluntarily.

33. Once upon a time, someone owed me money and refused to pay it back. Later, he died.

34. I don't know when it started, and paying back money became the only criterion for testing friendship.

It suddenly occurred to me in the middle of the night that everyone should go their separate ways after graduating from college. If you want them to remember me, you must make them remember me. The solution is to borrow money and not pay it back. Yes, you are not mistaken, that is, borrowing money and not paying it back. It is best to let them collect debts. I will treat them with snail powder as a landlord. In fact, snail powder is the best in dry fishing.

36. Please recognize these two animals! The first beast, who borrowed money and didn't pay it back, also said that he wouldn't pay it back if he borrowed it. The second beast, the first aunt, cheated the old man of his money.

In this fickle age, the only way to make someone love you is to borrow money and not pay it back.

38. Be careful when borrowing money. Who can borrow, who can't borrow, must know; If you have the courage to borrow money, you must have the consciousness of not paying it back.

39. I am helpless if I don't pay back the money! Three or four dollars each time, even once or twice, peat, every little makes a mickle, that's a lot of money! Lao Tzu's money was not blown by the strong wind, but earned by my parents! If you don't ask for it, you will have it. If you don't return it, you will have it. It's too stingy if you want it! Shit, what do you want? The question about money will be counted separately in the future! I am so angry.

40. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. My friend, there is nothing wrong with this feeling.