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I bought a car. Tell me about it.

I bought a car. Tell me about it.

First, my husband said he would buy a car. So now I'm looking for a scooter below100000. Because I have to pay rent and social security this month, so, uh, I went to eat dirt.

Second, when I went home on Qingming Day, many friends in my hometown bought cars, and most of them also bought houses in the county. Life is nothing more than going to work, drinking tea and eating barbecue. It is not thrilling, only calm and comfortable. They are all 24-and 25-year-olds. One is sad to choose a big city, and the other is comfortable to choose a small city. Sometimes I doubt the meaning of staying in Hangzhou.

Third, I had a dream last night, dreaming that you bought a car, the house was being renovated and you were getting married. Very happy, congratulations ~

Fourth, this traffic jam is enough! I want to save money to buy a car! I buy two rounds, which is faster than four rounds! Enough!

Jiang Yahua is learning to drive now. Her family has already bought a car and a Buick,1.2000. Think about my house, my car, my savings. I feel so poor and sad that I don't even have a husband. Where can I find it? Will he show up? Still waiting for me to find him, alas, this day is so hard!

Six, the students have bought a house and a car, and I just want you to give me a ride ~

If you work in Haimen, you will buy a car, but if you work, you will live a life where your salary is only enough for rent. Work for a few years first.

I am really happy to learn that a classmate has been promoted to business manager today. I remember when I went back to play with him during the Spring Festival, we were still riding motorcycles. Today, he said he was going to buy a car. Looks like this kid doesn't have to be such a loser this year.

Nine, I am a liar who is full of lies, and lies are readily available. Students bought cars before graduation. It's good to be a rich second generation.

Time really waits for no one. Friends around me are buying houses and cars one after another, and then it's up to them. It seems a little too much.

1 1. Looking through my personal historical records, I sigh that time flies, as if I have gone backwards. In the second year of graduation, I started to get 7k salary. After so long, I have regressed. Think about where all the money I saved before went. Did you buy a car? It will be a mess if it is not cleaned up. Start saving this year.

Twelve, we finally have our own small home in Nanjing. We plan to buy a car in May. Hurry up and put it on the agenda. Come on! I also plan to travel abroad. Let's suck gold from now on. Yeah, come on.

Thirteen, talk about others doing so much, this divorce that derailed, this bought a profitable car. Can I give you some benefits? Do your own thing, obey the law and work hard. This is the most real thing.

Fourteen, registration means getting married, then it means buying a car, and it also means having another home.

My parents are going to buy me a car recently. After some discussion, I finally decided to buy my favorite model. Really, not to mention that I saved the world in my last life, and I have made great contributions to meeting such good parents in my life.

I bought a car this afternoon and I am very happy. I'm even happier that you came to see me right away ~ let's cheer together. Today is a good day.

17. My roommate, who graduated from college together, has bought a car and a Buick of 654.38 million yuan, and may get married today. It is false to say that you don't envy, but more of a sigh. There seems to be no difference in college. But what can I do? I can only study hard and work hard. I hope all the efforts and waiting are worth it.

18. Last year, the person who clamored for Mercedes-Benz finally bought a car, but she bought a Volkswagen with hundreds of thousands. The other day, I heard that she was with the rich second generation who drove more than 300,000 cars in the company, and it felt great. Full leather seat Barabara estimated that the rich second generation rolled their eyes when listening.

Every day, I ride in my brother's car and listen to his wife's biggest love song in his car. I'm thinking, when I buy a car, I must fill my car with my music collection-give it to someone who loves music.

At the age of twenty, I bought a car It hasn't been said here. I bought it yesterday, dear.

I dreamed of buying a car and taking you to play. I think we can travel together during the three-day holiday. I thought you would greet me with a smile when I came back. I should think that you have always been mine. Sadly, you have left. I also want to cry in front of you and tell you not to go, but I won't. Maybe you never belonged to me. I want to say to you, come back! Wait for me.

Twenty-two, you can always encounter strange mental disorders by bus. Should I buy a car, but I dare not drive without money.

Yesterday afternoon, I went to buy a car. I really bought his favorite mvp, and it felt very good. It is also very hard for my mother-in-law to accompany us. Mom and dad like this car and feel happy to see it. Our little life will get better and better. Dark clouds and that woman will go further and further in the rearview mirror. We will continue our good life. I hope there will be no such days, gloomy, sad and furtive.

The last can of oil took a long time. After thinking about it, I used to charge because I took too many roads that I shouldn't have taken. Now I basically don't go out except for commuting. When I buy a car, I will never buy my dad's high fuel consumption. Fill up the gas today, wash the car tomorrow and dress up for new things the day after tomorrow. Everything seems beautiful, but who knows if it is really beautiful. Anyway, it's better to have expectations than no expectations.

At the age of twenty-five, I started to buy a car, but the house of Nimaai is not optimistic.

Twenty-six, it was another spring, and it kept raining. I always liked rainy days. When I was a child, I sat at the window listening to the rain and watching it fall, writing a diary belonging to a girl; When I grow up, I like walking in the rain with an umbrella and thinking about my youth. After graduating from college, I have worked and bought a car. I like driving alone in the rain and listening to my favorite music. Married, have children, take them for a walk in the rain in the future!

I don't know why. After I failed with a man, someone always told me that he bought a car. Didn't my sister see a car in her last life?

Twenty-nine, I bought a car! So happy! Today, I went to Audi 4s store and bought a Q7. After a test drive, I felt a little long and it was difficult to drive, so I tried Q5, and I thought it was ok, so I planned to drive away. The manager came to me for money. I said, what do you want? He said Q5' s money, and I said I traded Q5 for Q7. How much do you want? He said he didn't give money to Q7, but I said I didn't take it. What money do you want? What money do you want! Then I drove home! I have a point. What am I afraid of?

30. Mom has a good news for you. I bought a car today. Audi A4 Sports Edition, I am a person who is not entangled. I want to buy something cheaper after reading it. As a result, the car was only equipped with a 4-wheel drive roof, which was tens of thousands more expensive. My old fart and I immediately took a good look. I like the rooms inside and outside. Thank you, mom. If you are still here, you can take my new car. I'm sorry I didn't buy the BMW that you were asked to buy when you were sick. Old fart said it would take three years.

Thirty-one, colleagues buy a car, unspeakable feelings. She, studying, working, buying a house, buying a car, everything, dad is in charge. I graduated from junior high school and was forced to work to support my family. Because I was unwilling, I took the self-study exam. Three years later, junior high school students became undergraduates, earning money again and going to graduate school two years later. Now I'm trying to enter the institution, and I'm almost successful. I worked hard, but I fell far behind. It's good to have a father to play! Children who have no father to beat, come on ~

Thirty-two, my mother said, I also bought the car next door. Shanghai Volkswagen

Thirty-three, what a living failure. I am 23 years old, with no face value, no figure, no education and no savings, let alone buying a house or a car. I get tired of a kiss like a dog on that poor salary every month, and then I get engaged. This life is really over!

I bought a car this year. I used to dream of owning a car, driving my own car, going out to play, taking my grandparents for a ride and taking them home. Unfortunately, I only picked up my grandma, and grandpa didn't wait until that day. Today is Tomb-Sweeping Day, and I hope everything is fine there. I'm fine. I know you miss me the most. Don't worry.

How to express your feelings when you are getting married?

It is really exciting to finally enter the marriage hall with my lover. But I'm getting married. How can I express it? Let's refer to the wedding mood shared in this article and talk about examples.

I'm getting married. Tell me about 1.2.

1, holding your hand, day and night, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that you are the only person I want to see.

Talking about Marriage Publishing 3.4

I have asked for thousands of times: don't force me to leave you, don't let our vows become painful memories, and don't tell me with your cruelty that I will really lose my only bet.

Your name is the only word in my favorite quotations, your smile is the only image in my favorite movie, and you are my only flight in the ocean of love! You are the only one I miss in every ordinary day!

Married, published about 5.6

Falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life, thinking of you is my sweetest pain, and being with you is my pride. Without you, I am like a lost ship.

6. While reading in the classroom, I suddenly found a beautiful girl sitting opposite. You are not in her class. At this time, you should read patiently and don't look around. Wait a minute, then ask: Do you have a dictionary? I don't know a word here.

I'm getting married. Tell me about 7.8.

7. There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

Please tell me that you are mine. Every year, I will always belong to you.

I'm getting married. Release 9. 10 or so.

9. People always don't have so much happiness in happy moments, and they feel quite happy without it.

10, one of the secrets of happiness is to grasp the rhythm of love. Remind yourself of the current beat at any time, step on the right rhythm, stop when it is time, and leave when it is time; Enter when it is time to enter, and return when it is time to return.

I'm getting married. Talk about 1 1. 12.

1 1, if missing is a disease, then I am terminally ill; If missing is a feeling, then I have the depth of the ocean; If love is because of hate, then I already hate it; If you poison blindly, I will spend my life for you.

12, I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, just like on the equator.

I'm getting married. Talk about 13+08.

13, there is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There is no sea in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a tear, and that is the Pacific Ocean.

14, a heart full of love and gratitude will make the family get long-term warmth and happiness, the society will have real stability, the country will be more prosperous and the world will be more peaceful!

I'm getting married. Talk about 15+08.

15. Being with you is the will of love. I want to give you my heart and let you arrange it. It is ready to accept everything, whether sweet or bitter!

16, loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

I'm getting married. Talk about 17+08.

17, when hearts collide, love is born; When love meets love, it is destined to be with you for life; Fate makes us hold hands, love makes us stay and cherish each other forever.

18, for those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let this turn into pain.

I'm getting married. Tell me about 19.20.

19, the rosy sunshine shines on the world, and romance lasts forever; Sprinkle happiness on your body, and the fragrance will last forever; Sprinkle warmth in the palm of your hand and care for it forever; Valentine's Day belongs only to you and me, soul mate!

20. I miss you every day, miss you at night, dream about you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hand and love you in my heart!

The above is an example of marriage brought by everyone's arrangement. Friends in need can refer to it in detail, hoping to bring useful help to everyone.

I left my job and didn't get paid.

I didn't get paid when I left my job. I am in the mood to talk about a 1. Looking for Bole, confirming dreams. The future me, not here.

2. A whistle falls in the wilderness, and infinite melancholy and loneliness grows from my heart at the moment of parting.

Stumbling on this road of love, all we see is desolation.

Don't do it if you are unhappy, and I don't want to make money!

The world is too big, I want to see it again. That's what I said today.

6. You can ask the name, but you can't steal it.

7. Give me the salary I deserve, give me the vacation I deserve, or you ask me to resign. People don't have to waste their lives in a place that doesn't care who you are!

8. Actually, it's really easy to quit smoking. I thought about all kinds of reasons in advance, all kinds of war of words, and the results were useless.

9. There will always be a period of time, and only when it has passed will you find it deeply in your memory.

10. Eye swelling! This may represent a sense of responsibility! I want to resign.

1 1. Parting and reunion are dramas that are constantly staged in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

12. All banquets have to come to an end, and many things have to be faced by one person.

13. I dreamed that I left my job in my dream, relaxed physically and mentally, and suddenly woke up.

14. You are born with a refined temperament and attractive charm, so that you will always exist in the hearts of people who know you.

15. Although I'm a little overwhelmed, I'm much more relaxed and happy. Sometimes you have to take an unknown step to see what you want.

16. There are 10,000 reasons to quit every day, especially in class. I really can't control it in the first grade.

17. Boss, I have closed ten enterprises. Do you want to be the eleventh?

18. I dreamed of watching your game last night. I was so happy that I took a group photo. I said I wanted to quit my job and go to Chengdu to watch your game, but now I'm ready to quit my job but I haven't had a chance to see you. ?

19. Enterprises can control efforts and investments, but they cannot control the results.

20. Dead wood burned my white hair, and a year later, the flowers were gone.

I didn't get paid when I left my job. I'm talking about the second part of 2 1 Three stages of life: stronger than talent; Compared with financial resources; More important than the kingdom.

22. Now I am tired of this world and want to quit my job and run away from home. I really want to say, don't be blind if you don't understand. What bb loves you most is that my family always thinks that they will decide my life and hurt me for money. How many times have I sent it again and again? I don't want to say more. I don't want to explain that even my own children don't believe in Ren Zhen. That's enough. ?

23. You haven't seen me wipe my hands in the shower because you sent me a message.

24. Mood sentences about to leave.

25. I'd rather resign, because I always hand out shit like rice cookers. ?

26. I believe that no one will alienate anyone for no reason, nor will they deliberately forget anyone because of time or distance. Fifteen, we always think of memories that we accidentally lost when we were vulnerable.

27. I can't love routines that much. Actually, I really want to live a good life. After all, I chose my own path, but I wanted to resign many times. Now I know the endless self-consolation and compromise. If this arrangement is true, I really won't do it. You fired me. This is an extremely unpleasant day. ?

28. I heard that you also want to quit your job and become a freelancer. ?

29. It is said that time is a good medicine to soothe my heartache, but why did it take me so long?

Whenever I don't want to go to work and want to resign, I ask myself, what else can you do? Do you still want to save money for cosmetics? Do you still want to save money to buy it? Do you want the clothes you saw some time ago? There are no shoes in the cupboard again, are there? Then I'm afraid ... to work overtime ... feel sorry for myself ...?

3 1. You only have one life, so don't be too hard on yourself.

32. Haha, I've been working for three years. One minute I want to quit, and the next minute I feel as if I can be saved. ?

33. Tell Deng Guoxing in the evening that I want to resign. I feel too tired and stressed. Busy things. After work, the company group continued, and negative energy exploded. I really want to have a rest before work. ?

I have never had such a strong psychological struggle to resign, although I don't know what I can do after quitting. I was wronged at work, but even the people who advised me know that even if I say it, it will not help, and I may suffer indignities. Longing for company, but only me. ?

I have been calling all afternoon to ask if I have any intention to apply for a job, which makes me want to quit my job even more. ?

36. My heart hurts a little, my eyes are a little red, and I walk around for my ideals. Occasionally, my heart freezes, and I also warm my friendship with a sincere smile. Dear friends from afar, may you be safe and healthy! Happy! Remember to keep in touch!

37. I want to resign in minutes. How can you care if I go to work or not? I took a vacation and left so much homework. I just handed in a big one, and then I'll give you a big one. I am embarrassed. Is it the work of the head of state? I don't sleep for six hours every day. I don't have any time to myself except for 20 minutes of eating during the day. I am happy when I pee. Did the college entrance examination achieve this? ?

38. The weather is fine. I quit my job and feel like the sun. After more than two months, I was free again.

39. I don't know why I particularly want to resign recently. What makes people depressed is not whether the company can make money, but more importantly whether the company itself is worth staying. At this rate, maybe one day I won't be able to resign. So tired.

40. How far life can go depends on who you go with; How much you have achieved depends on who gave you advice.

I didn't get paid when I left my job. Let's start with article 3: 4 1. What's wrong with this fucking job? A job for one person and two people. Quit. Quit. Well, I have already offered to resign. You can leave this month. Life suddenly relaxed a lot.

42. I am sad because I was happy when we met again. If we meet again, there will be double happiness, and I would rather bear more sadness.

43. I made up my mind to resign, and I feel much more relaxed.

44. Around the night, the crescent moon is like a hook. Yesterday was like a dream. Where is the dream? Thousands of miles away, the road is long and people are worried. Please don't forget to send passers-by, Shili Pavilion, your bosom friend is at the end of the world, and you are close at hand!

45. Never quit your job just because it is not good. Be sure to resign, because another job is better.

46. The biggest person in life is always himself.

47.2,000 days and nights of dribs and drabs condensed too much laughter and efforts, and a string of shining touches kept appearing in front of my eyes, so familiar and so nostalgic.

48. I was interested in getting married at first, but it was wrong to divorce later.

49. When I said quit, I really wanted to take a risk.

50. Stupid or not, I wanted to start doing things early in the morning, and I stopped immediately when I saw this. Every time I publish something like this, I really want to quit. ?

5 1. Why not forget if you don't look back? Since there is no chance, why curse today? Such as water, no trace, no stranger tomorrow.

52. My resignation came out! I also relaxed a lot! Don't suppress yourself. I cried for no reason! After working here for more than a year, I have some feelings! All good things must come to an end! I hope my future will be better!

53. Resignation is easy, but it was not realized in September, and 10 was successfully realized. Hahaha, fly happily.

54. I dreamed that I resigned last night and was going to go home in June+10, 5438. This is really my plan. It's like rehearsing in a dream. In reality, I haven't figured out how to take the first step.

55. Always pay too much and get too little.

56. Get together and leave, live and die together.

57. I am tired of quitting my job and going home. Everyone finds it harder and harder to love me.

58. Affection hurts parting since ancient times, and the autumn season is even more worthy of being left out. Where did you wake up tonight? Yang Liuan and Xiaofeng are dying. This is a long time, people who love each other are not together, and I even expect to be satisfied with the good weather and scenery in name only. Customs are strange, who to talk to.

59. I dreamed last night that everyone hated me at last, and then I resigned. My first reaction when I wake up in the morning is that I don't have to go to work now.

60. I guess at this moment, her inner pain is blooming like a blue rose.

Publish a sentence

First, if there is love in the sky, it will always touch my wife.

Second, one person blooms and one person falls. From beginning to end, no one asked.

Third, brothers can give up women for brothers, and sisters can stay away for men.

Fourth, the intervention of a third party can test whether your man is reliable.

5. The reply from the invisible man shows that he has never been far away from you.

Six, so hard to please you, but you have always been a joke.

7. Don't ask me if it hurts when I'm apart. The tree stationed in my heart was uprooted. Do you think it hurts?

Eight, many things happen for no reason, such as changes in people's minds for no reason.

You never read my mind. You blame me for being fickle and hard to understand.

Ten, let me get used to not having your son,

Eleven, nothing. It's okay. Pretend you love me. I'll pretend to be moved.

12. Your words and sentences make me unforgettable.

Thirteen, after studying for so many years, now think about it, kindergarten is the best.

Give me a positive look, and I will go with you without hesitation.

Fifteen, I have tasted the feeling of heartache, and that taste is really unbearable.

Sixteen, if you lose your temper, the other party immediately listens to you, it is to spoil you, but also because of love.

Seventeen, who can firmly wait for an uncertain lover for three years, five years and ten years?

Actually, you have to say it if you like it. How else would he know?

I told you you'd regret it. You really regret it.

Twenty, when can life hurt, only feelings can send life.

When chatting with me, you must reply to me quickly, or I will fall asleep.

22. Sooner or later, we will forget our dreams when we were young, our vows of eternal love and all our emotions.

Twenty-three, the most feared relationship is more than friendship and less than love.

24. Will you think of me after a long time and ask yourself why you didn't cherish me in the first place?

Twenty-five, care too much about a person, the mood is often uncontrollable,-the rest is only heartache. .

I'm not invulnerable, I'm not invincible, you just don't love me and I haven't noticed it yet.

Twenty-seven, [details will tell you who is really good to you]

28. Life is easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

Twenty-nine, who will remember that I am afraid of the dark and always have nightmares.

Thirty, you have to love me for a long time until time is immortal.

Just like it, why exaggerate it into love.

Thirty-two, how many people have touched you and how much have I touched you?

33. Some people's wounds heal slowly in time, just like him.

Looking up at the starry sky, there is still a trace of tears in the corner of my eyes. Who carved an indelible scar in his heart?

Thirty-five, thoughts like a burst sea washed my world into a blank.

Thirty-six, tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

Thirty-seven, [seven points ambiguous and three points affectionate, can you give someone]

38. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

39. One mistake is enough to make others forget all your goodness.

Forty, with the truest self, you can meet the most correct person. What scares me is that I remember those memories, but you forget them.