Humorous sentences about children's summer vacation

The humorous sentences of children's summer vacation are as follows.

1. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Heat expands and contracts! Then why does winter vacation homework have as much homework as summer vacation? The quality is the same!

Today seems to be a good day to tell you. It is a great comfort to have a son like you. I wish you the happiness you deserve.

3, hate holidays, homework is an excuse, just because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this.

Happiness in my eyes is that on weekends, families get together, play football with children, bask in the sun and go shopping.

The children's winter vacation is over, and parents feel as if they have ushered in it. Which parent is not like this, stand up.

6. The children have a winter vacation. They are not busy, do not run around, do laundry, cook, clean and tutor children. I think this holiday is very valuable.

7. I like to stay at home alone, watching the dim lights outside, drinking my own wine and thinking.