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Make a funny copy (selected 46 sentences) 1. Others stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal. This is the smartest thing I have ever done when I have no money. You only see that others are happy on the surface, but you don't know that others are happy behind their backs. The so-called review is to confirm what you can't do and what you really can't do. In fact, there is nothing to be ashamed of being ugly, and no one wants it if it is lost. You can eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming. 6. Touch your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong. 7. After ten years of continuous struggle and tempering, I finally grew from an ignorant, sensitive and fragile teenager to an ignorant, sensitive and fragile youth. 8. Remember, if you can't meet good things and find interesting people, it's really not God's fault, or others are blind. It's just that you are not good enough, so they are avoiding you. 9. Who says you have no perseverance? Aren't you single for decades? 10. God gave you an ugly appearance and a low IQ, just for fear that you would be uncoordinated. 1 1. If you persist, you will fail one day. 12. If God closes the door for you, he will definitely open a window for you. Too bad you are too fat. 13. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny. 14. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly. 15. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat. 16. There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back. 17. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others. 18. People who love to laugh are not too bad luck. To tell the truth, if a person is unlucky, I don't know how he can laugh. 19. Holding a hot, charging mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life. 20. Time is not pig feed, and time is not a knife to kill pigs. Time becomes feed and knife because you are a pig. 2 1. Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness? The person who kowtows has one word: practical! 22. Social status: Life and death friends are all over the world, and no one in the same city has dinner together. 23. Time is a butcher knife. It's for those who look good. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them. 24. If today's girls walk in the ancient streets, are dragged back by the emperor to wait on the bedroom and wash their faces at night, will they be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on? 25. You only see others thriving on the surface, but you don't know that others are thriving behind them. 26. At our age, you must wear a helmet when driving an electric car. Otherwise, students driving luxury cars will recognize it. 27. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger. 28. Boys fool girls and call them flirting; Girls fool boys, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called affection. 29. In fact, Tang Priest is also very sexy. He was called a benefactor when he met someone who looked very poor. When you meet a good-looking person, you are called a bodhisattva. 30. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, and others envy you for having a good stomach. You envy others that they have money, and others envy that no one asks you for money! 3 1. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair style and figure have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem. 32. In the past, mail was slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work. 34. A woman standing in front of clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who should she favor today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends. 36. A beautiful skin is 3,100 nights, and an interesting soul wants a car and a house. 37. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like someone, every second will be changed to the original picture. 38. A woman has the pain of her father when she is young, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old. 39. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, with one class longer than six. 40. Why does grandma prefer her granddaughter to her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend! 4 1. I want to be a degenerate rich woman, who is addicted to men's sex all day, gains without pains, learns without skills, loves each other without harm, and is not fat after eating too much. 42. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold. 43. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers. 44. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding under the quilt and secretly laughing. 45. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyles and figure have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.