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Euphemistic sentences describing a person's nausea are very offensive to what a person says (33 sentences)

1, why are you like a pig? Fat!

2. I wish your girlfriend to inflate forever.

I wish your boyfriend electricity forever.

Your eyes are like dog eyes, and dogs look down on people.

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

6. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

7. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

8. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

9, hair again, can't change your age and appearance.

10, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

1 1. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

12, avoid when you meet, a disgusting look.

13. When I have money, I will take you to the best hospital.

14, hey, is your coffin turned over or slippery?

15, who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

16, I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

17, there is a reason to hate someone, and it is inexplicable to like someone.

18, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

19, I really regret that I didn't pat you in the toilet and wash you away with water!

20. When I throw a bone at the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

2 1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

22. If you take a path, hold your head high, don't hug, and hug a small steamed bun.

23. Others waited for his reply for a long time, only a calm "Oh".

24. Do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I can't feel that you are a treated woman?

25. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

26. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

27. If you know that you are walking in the airport, you should hide. Don't be cocky, lest others don't know.

Don't wander in my sight, lest I don't want to open my eyes and I can't find my way home!

29. I hope you are a piece of mud in my hand, and I will let you enjoy falling from the sky and breaking into pieces.

For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.

3 1, not to mention others, they also have a flower at the head of the village, but since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

32. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum peed by a dog on the side of the road.

33. I don't want to hit you either Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.