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What kind of experience is it when your boyfriend is a prolactin?

Will hate him.

China is called a prolactin, and I think it is more appropriate to call a breast-feeding guidance consultant that meets international standards. Because when helping my mother, it usually takes only a quarter of the time to clear it.

That's right, if it's two hours, you can spend at most half an hour nursing your mother (refusing to replenish her brain), half an hour at the acupoint, and the rest is 1 hour. They are all used to teach mothers how to feed, the correct way to hold milk, the feeding posture, a balanced diet, precautions and so on.

There are also many friends who joke about breastfeeding being so professional. Well, almost all of them are unmarried and not pregnant, so I won't explain it much.

Many people will think that lactation is deceptive, with short prescription and high efficiency. This freelance job is really not as simple and easy as everyone looks, at least for me. I am extremely responsible for every breastfeeding mother.

So far, I have been instructing my mother to understand and feel at ease before leaving. Therefore, it takes me an average of 2-3 hours to provide on-site service, and some have tried it for 5 hours. So far, my mother's satisfaction rate with my service is still very high.

By the way, why did you choose this "occupation" that is not recognized by the state at present? First, I have a deep understanding. I have blocked milk five times during lactation, all of which were "fixed" by mistake. That kind of pain can only be experienced by a mother, just like giving birth to a child.

Second, the market demand, third-tier cities, not well-known, want to find a prolactin, but I don't know where there are many phenomena, and hospitals generally regard blocking milk as a disease, taking anti-inflammatory drugs and taking anti-inflammatory injections, which have an impact on breast milk, and my mother is more resistant.

Thirdly, I think it is very meaningful to advocate breastfeeding. Whether it is in line with the laws of nature or comparing breast milk with milk powder products, I think breastfeeding is the only correct way to breastfeed (except in special circumstances).