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The sentence of a juggler satirizes the sentence of a juggler (42 sentences)

You have no friends, because you are too selfish.

Hypocrisy will never become true because of the growth of power.

3. It seems that everything is so funny. Oh, what you care about is not what I care about, and what I care about is not what you care about. So how long can two people meet unexpectedly in love (ai)?

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

Selfish people can never achieve great things. On the contrary, being kind to others, being broad-minded, helping each other and loving each other, no matter how big the difficulty is, is only a stumbling block to success.

6. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

7. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

8. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

9. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

10, the world is like this, it's all hypocritical. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world? Yes What's so funny about death? People are forced to commit suicide. The world is full of complaints. If you don't adapt to this world, you will only be eliminated by this world.

1 1, the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.

12, your teeth are really white (you are so black).

13, you have a peony-rich appearance, a plum-blossom tough quality, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-blossom sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a nymphomaniac!

14, aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.

15, you said you were happy with me, and all my unhappiness disappeared. You also said you wanted to laugh when you saw my news. I wonder if I'm the only woman who gives you this feeling.

16, the hippo was crushed by Noah's ark and a new volcano erupted.

17, a superorganism living with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality.

18, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

19, hypocrisy cannot create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing. ...

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

2 1, life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation

22, give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, give you some flood, you will flood, give you some color, you will open a dye house.

23. I wish you early success! (Hurry to the west.

24. When a mosquito bites your face, it will want to commit suicide.

He is so selfish, no wonder he has no friends.

26, you treasure, you treasure, you eat the most, with salt dates in your mouth, dog tail grass in your nose, eyes like light bulbs, and nose like urine. You think you are a silkworm baby, but in fact you are a big straw bag!

27. Some people criticize our reality and say that we are hypocritical. Those who have read the book of sages are really hypocrites. They use their power to make false search for so-called welfare, so social people will be selfish.

28. People like you are really rare in the world!

29. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

30. If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you're an orangutan.

3 1, pack, pack again, are you tired?

32. Selfish people can never achieve great things.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

34. The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.

35. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

36. The mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.

37. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

38. Don't cheat or fart in the exam. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

39. Life is limited and you can't make money. If you spend your limited life making money that you will never make, you will eventually leave endless regrets. I hope that after reading this message, I will not be so stingy and selfish.

Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.

4 1, ugliness is really hard for you, running out in the morning to scare people, and running out at night to scare ghosts.

42. Smelly garbage people are the source of the word "spit".