Funny jokes about happy moments

The most important thing in life is to be happy. The source of happiness often comes from life, and life is full of endless joy. For example, a joke may be your entertainment after dinner. Next is the "Funny Jokes of a Happy Moment" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch!

Funny Jokes of a Happy Moment (Popular)

1. Where is spring in the college version: Study Where is my sister? Where is my senior? All seniors are in the arms of their seniors. Where are the juniors? Where are the juniors? The juniors are all in the arms of their seniors. Where are the school girls? The school girls are there. The school girls are all in the arms of their seniors. Where is the senior? Where is the senior? The senior is in the arms of the senior? Dilililidilidilili?

2. Snow White escaped from the palace and came to the forest and saw a small room. A wooden house with seven small beds arranged inside. Snow White lay down and fell asleep. In the evening the seven dwarfs came back, and Snow White said: "You must be the seven dwarfs in my destiny." ? The seven people looked at each other, and then said: ? You are in the wrong place, we are Calabash Kids. ?

3. Folk signboard: Qin Shihuang? Selling roast chicken. Emperor Welding Wu? He is engaged in electric welding. Tang Taizong? He sells candied haws on ice. Rongmomo? Seller of steamed buns. Lu Zhishen? Sells braised pork. Golden Lotus? Selling door curtains. Happy wedding? Wedding celebration. Shi Jin? Selling Viagra

4. A female colleague got drunk at a work dinner, so I had to drive her home. For fear of misunderstanding, I did not tell my wife about this. Early the next morning, I drove my wife to work and suddenly noticed a woman's shoe next to my wife's feet. So while my wife was looking out the window, I quickly picked up the shoe and threw it out the window, and then I breathed a sigh of relief. When I arrived at my wife's workplace, my wife yelled: "Eh? Where's my other shoe?" (@波波Ohhoo)

5. College students can add three credits to get their marriage certificate, but it's very difficult. Understand why. A senior student next to me said: Of course, the national certificate will add credits... National certificate...

6. My mother often said that boys will forget their mother after marrying their daughter-in-law. After I married my daughter-in-law, in order not to forget my mother, I bought her a computer. Every time I had sex with my daughter-in-law, I would download a mini game or a TV series for my mother. In less than a year, my mother’s 500G hard drive was full. . . . It's full. . . (@ The more you smile, the thicker it will become)

7. In English class, the teacher asked the students to talk in English. The students were very obedient and fulfilled the teacher's requirements. get out of class was about to end, and a classmate couldn't help it anymore and started laughing. At this time, another classmate stood up and said to the teacher: "Teacher, she smiled in Chinese!"

8. A friend's cousin was wretched in appearance, had bad taste, and was penniless. Although she is short in stature, she is always blessed with beautiful women, and she can change her girlfriend faster than she can change the TV channel. One day we finally got to meet each other, chatted over wine, and listened to this man's unique skills in picking up girls. The man's face suddenly became serious, and he slowly uttered three maxims: 1. Use your heart! 2. Use all your body and mind!!! 3. If all else fails, use money! (@马一白)

9. When Xiao Ming was digging his pocket, he dropped a key. He didn’t find it at the time, but he went back to look for it later! There was a young couple on the roadside, and the man suddenly said excitedly: Whose is it? Whose is it? Xiao Ming hurriedly looked for it. Said: Mine, mine, mine! Later, Xiao Ming found out that it was the woman who was pregnant...

10. A couple born in the 1980s had a cute baby. The husband looked at it I was deeply moved when I saw my wife carefully teaching my children to call them daddy every day. I thought my wife was really kind. She taught my children to call them daddy first instead of mommy. I felt really happy. Late one cold winter night, the child kept crying and calling for daddy. At this time, the couple was sleeping soundly. The wife pushed her husband and said, "Your son has been calling you, please go quickly. Only then did the husband understand? So that's it?" . . Funny jokes about happy moments (classics)

1. Weather forecast TVB, looking at today’s forecast, the most important thing is to be happy. I was caught in the rain when I went out, and I was struck by lightning while talking on my cell phone. No one wants this to happen. Don’t be impatient if you encounter such a weather. It will be fine tonight, it will be either cloudy or sunny, and don’t be like the thunderstorms tomorrow. As the saying goes, good people have their own destiny and villains have their own destiny. Now, are you hungry? I'll cook you a bowl of noodles. When you're full, look at the forecast for the next week.

2. I think the fact is this: No matter how many new girls are introduced every year, the freshman girls pretend to be their childhood sweethearts in high school, the sophomore girls pretend to be outstanding seniors, and the junior girls pretend to be excellent seniors. Girls pretend to be going abroad for postgraduate entrance examinations or to work, and senior sisters pretend to be your sister's juniors... There will never be a place for juniors and seniors from freshmen to juniors, so they are all excited for nothing...

3. In the freshman dormitory of a key university, four freshmen took turns introducing themselves to their roommates. ?My name is XXX, I got 650 in the college entrance examination, and I come from Shandong. ?My name is XXX, I got 635 in the college entrance examination, and I come from Zhejiang. ?My name is XX, I got 630 in the college entrance examination, and I come from Hebei. ?My name is XX, I got 490 in the college entrance examination. I am from...?Beijing!? The other three said in unison. People in Beijing scratched their heads in wonder and asked: Hey, how do you know?

4. My dear, I love you. If I betray you, God will punish me. ?Soon he cheated on his wife. One day, during a storm on the plane, he remembered that oath. He knelt down and prayed: God, although my sin is irredeemable, please forgive me for the sake of other innocent passengers. Suddenly, a voice sounded in my ear: What innocence? Do you think I have been idle all these years? Is it easy for me to fill this plane?

5. A family of three was sitting on the sofa watching TV. The father was thirsty and asked his 3-year-old son to bring him a glass of water. The son squeaked from the sofa. He climbed down and walked out again. Not long after, he came back holding a glass of water. The father took a sip from the cup and praised his son. My mother asked my father: He is so short, where can he get water? My father thought hard for a long time and painfully came to the conclusion: only the toilet!

6. In the morning when the courier came to deliver the books, I took out a Zhang Yibai, he said just swipe the card, it’s convenient. I said, I’d better withdraw the money for you in the morning because I’m afraid you didn’t bring a POS machine. Then he said, 100 yuan?! It was a man who had withdrawn it in the morning. You have to have 2 or 3 hundred dollars in your pocket, otherwise you won't be able to afford a taxi. I, who never had more than 100 yuan in my wallet, instantly became petrified (@蠹鱼说)

7. The sophomore girl is such a good girl. She is more mature than the older girl. Younger than my third and fourth sister. I wipe. What a combination of cuteness and sexyness. If you are a freshman, the sophomore seniors can help you get familiar with college life. If you are an old man in the third or fourth year of college, a sophomore girl can take you back to your youth! Is it true that a sophomore girl is the best of the best!!!

8. Robles: I'm sorry Liu Xiang. I'm sorry. This is my fault. I just want him to remember me forever.

9. When running hurdles, the most important thing is to be happy. Breaking the world record and winning the gold medal cannot be forced. We only trained our lower body strength during track and field training, but at the end of today's competition, the Cubans used their triceps to mess up the performance. No one wants this to happen. Hey, are you hungry? Go home to Haidilao and do interviews after the game. Can you not be Dongrina? (@Luthur_Lee)

10. Comments on Liu Xiang’s hand with radish, this is how the world is, a socialist country, Third world countries and developing countries are trying to push each other back and forth, but in the end it is the Americans who get the advantage. (@tanjieistanjie) Funny jokes about happy moments (selected articles)

1. ?Summer vacation, you can’t die! You can’t die! What should I do if you die? I don’t want to be with Mr. Graduation Let’s go! I don’t want it!? Are you abandoning me, Mr. Commencement, too? How am I going to live!? Stay away from me, Mr. Graduation!? You, you, Mr. Work? Stop! I don’t want to go with you! No!?

2. Drink and chat with your buddies and fall in love.? Fail in love every time, Fail in love every time, I really envy you...? What’s wrong with me? Success in love every time, fall in love every time. Success once...? Is there any difference between this? (@ Female Hooligan Digest)

3. The principal delivered a speech in the school auditorium: In order to better communicate with young people, I read during the summer vacation The seven-part Harry Potter series and the school philosophy of Hogwarts are worth learning from. ? The students in the audience were very happy. The principal sighed again: What a great school.

No matter whether it is haunted, students die, teachers die, parents of students are killed, the principal is killed, or they are attacked by thugs, nothing can prevent it from opening on time every year. ?(@马boyong)

4. A girl celebrated her birthday. In order to express my love for her and be the first to bless her, I decided to send a message to bless her on time at 12 o'clock. At 12 o'clock, I took out my mobile phone in a daze and sent a message directly to "sofa". . .

5. The party newspaper "Guangming Daily" published an article on its website, criticizing Locke's simple and simple behavior, which is the infiltration of capitalism and Western values, and is a manifestation of American "neo-colonialism" and "cultural colonialism". If you are so angry that you can’t stand it anymore, why don’t you just say it directly, why are you making such nonsense? (@北京雪晓)

6. "2012" has been played for 90 minutes and 18 seconds. Super hurricane Irene will hit tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. After New York, someone must say that following the train accident and the London riots, "2012" has reached 90 minutes and 18 seconds. (@fanye强)

7. People who want to start school will find partners at school

8. I really hope that we can end this summer and go back to school like in previous years , go to sleep in a dormitory without air conditioning, eat unappetizing cafeteria meals, take classes without passion, eat late-night snacks made with gutter oil, and meet people you want to see every day...

9. Sherlock Holmes just now Gaddafi was hiding in the small garden outside Rice's home, holding a pile of photos of Rice, with tears streaming down his face. (@李成peng)