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202 1 I propose a toast to the past. The story is not strong for you.

1, you never know how much people who miss you love you.

I want to put out the cigarette in your hand and block the wine in your hand. I don't want you to have nothing but loneliness.

I don't know what I have been clinging to, but I know I have been embarrassing myself.

After being disappointed in you, I feel ordinary.

Before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up, so be patient and give good luck some time.

6, some roads, you must walk alone, this is not loneliness but choice.

7. The right person for you is the one you want. If you really want to get married, please hold the arm of someone who really loves you.

I propose a toast to the past. This story is not credible to you.

9. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't speak, I'm too kind and have no brains.

10, now every day is the youngest day in the rest of my life. Please don't get old too fast, but understand too late.

1 1, what is injustice? You are not the only one in the world who loves it. Almost everyone will meet someone who can't get married but loves him deeply.

12, nobody wants me except you; I just don't want anyone except you.

13, later we, later only me, not us. Don't want to be friends, dare not be lovers. This is the furthest distance in the world.

14, some things are hidden in my heart, which is a great grievance. It's not worth mentioning.

Tell me about toasting yourself.

I hope you can feel all this when you meet, know each other and love each other. I hope you can hold back after the passion fades. You can make your own decision, don't stop because you are worried. Let's drink to the past. May there be no turning back.

Tell me about toasting yourself.

First, haha, you are too strong, aren't you so good at winning? I remember that the South Wall of 1967 was not about respecting feelings, respecting yourself and respecting opportunities at all. Let's drink to the king and stay in Wan Li. May you live forever and set me free for a long time.

Second, in fact, others have never hurt you, but they just refuse to let go. Obsession is sometimes terrible. Let's respect the past, have a drink and never look back.

A toast to the past. May there be no turning back. I will taste the ups and downs myself, and I will bear the joys and sorrows myself. May there always be light in your eyes, and may you live as you please.

Fourth, on the way to work in the morning, listening to classic old songs, thinking about the past, some inexplicable feelings, mixed feelings. In the evening, I will drink a glass of wine to the past and a glass of wine to the future.

It is never straw that kills camels. Let's drink to the past and wish ourselves better and better.

Sixth, drink to yourself, and you will be in my heart from now on; Drink two glasses of wine for yourself and silently guard the best and warmest you in your heart; Drink three glasses of wine by yourself and live forever!

Seven or five glasses of wine. Respect for heaven, respect for land, respect for parents and respect for yourself. Last drink, to your future. I fucked you. Whatever.

Eight, look at the past all the way, look at the past all the way, for a comfortable life, I missed a lot of wonderful! I am glad that my independence is still there, and I am glad that I still have passion! Let's drink to the past. Should I start over?

Nine, a toast to tomorrow, a toast to yesterday, a toast to yourself, a toast to you, drink the most bitter and strong wine, and have a hangover.

Ten, three glasses of wine: one for your "true temperament", one for your outspoken, and one for myself: poor memory.

1 1. If no one marries me, I'll marry myself. Here's to myself. I wish me invulnerability, invulnerability and happiness.

Twelve, when I was a child, I hoped I would grow up quickly. When I grow up, I find that I lost my childhood, and I always feel less happy than before. Since then, laughter is no longer pure, crying is no longer complete, I propose a toast to the past, the story is not strong with you.

I hope you don't get me wrong, but I didn't expect you to have such a big mood after your separation. There is absolutely no need to delete your true feelings at a certain moment because of me now, because I won't have any influence on you any more. I am just a person who likes to listen to stories, even though I have been involved in them myself. Here's to a glass of wine in the past. Never look back.

Fourteen, a glass of wine to the past, I hope there is no time to look back, I will taste the ups and downs myself, and I will carry the joys and sorrows myself.

I drank a lot of good wine today, one for myself, one for love and one for the future. I really want to come back, but I can't help it.

16. Thank you. Let's drink to the past, experience and make ourselves better. Life is never to please people, but to do it diligently and practically.

17. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today and worry tomorrow. To the past! Another drink, to the future! Third cup, to yourself!

I propose a toast to myself, wishing me invulnerability.

Funny QQ talks about Daquan: don't drink a glass of wine and it will pass. It's all so disgusting.

1. People fall in love by looks, routines and burning money, while I fall in love by blind date.

Being a handsome man is very tiring, I really know that.

3. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; If you are excited, we even have children!

Don't blame your partner for being too strict with you. We don't even have partners.

People who say that girls won't admit their mistakes are lying with their eyes open, so my wife admitted her mistakes to me: I was wrong, and I shouldn't have married you in the first place!

6. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

7. What's wrong with my short stature? I am short. What's the matter? I am short. What's the matter? I'm short, you can't even lift your head in front of me!

8. You look serious like a roadside movie.

9. Everyone else uses Chanel bags, lv bags and Dior bags, while I use Yan Wen!

10. Have you ever touched a boy's face? Have you ever held the hand of a boy? Arm wrestling Have you ever held a boy's arm? Over the shoulder. Have you ever touched the boy's head? Have you ever put a forehead on a man? Iron fist Have you ever been sneaking around with boys? Cheating in the exam, that's scary. Oh, lie down!

1 1. Don't drink a glass of wine for the past, it's all disgusting.

12. If you can't find someone, don't always complain about others. Think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are so good that no one deserves you.

13. We must learn history well. What if we cross one day?

14. When doing the problem, try to figure out the intention of the questioner. Teacher, he wants me dead.

15. Maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful, gentler and loves you more than me, but definitely not as charming, playful and annoying as me.

16. Every time someone says I'm ugly, I feel sad. I went blind at a young age.

17. I grow black because I don't want to waste my life.

18. There is really no coat that can match the school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

19. Many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't, so I can only eat by my mouth.

20. At the beginning of college, I finally walked into Tsinghua University's classroom. I looked at my classmates in the room and said, hello everyone. I know you got here with your parents through relationships, and I did it by myself. Then the security guard rushed in and shouted at me, that's him, coming over the wall. Call him for me.

2 1. I know I have many advantages that you can't stand, so please reflect on yourself.

22. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

I love you, and I will never forget you. If there is someone more handsome than you in the future, of course, it is another matter.

Everyone cares how high you fly, but I don't care about you at all.

25. A roadside vendor selling watermelons is shouting that he is not ripe and doesn't want money. I went to see him, but I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

26. Because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

27. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

28. Someone laughed at me for being timid in front of me. They are so brave. I envy them.

29. What are the obstacles? Besides, my legs are so long.

30. A man walked into a small shop and asked his boss, do you still recognize me? The boss shook his head, and the man said, I knew it long ago, but I won't forget it! Ten years ago, I walked into your shop penniless, asked you for five yuan, bought a ticket, took a long-distance bus and went to the big city to work hard! The boss smiled: it is right to help others! Well, you can lend me another five dollars. Sadness: drink a glass of wine for the past, then love again and never look back.

1, I think your time is longer than I love you, and then I am still young, and you are not old.

Drink a glass of wine for the past, then love again and never look back.

When I grow up, I see that I have deviated from the real track. I start with lies first.

4. You are the support of my life.

5, don't feel small, because you are very important, so you need to be treated equally!

6. The best gift for yourself is to go to a place that you have been longing for and take a walk.

7. Qiqi [I hope you are still here after thousands of years of war]

8. No one can truly feel another person's pain, and never understand the extent to which your wound has festered.

Although you don't take me seriously now, one day I will make you kneel and beg me to look at you again.

10, why don't you marry me, because I'm too short, and I'm afraid I'll show my ass in a halter top wedding dress?

1 1, parting, parting, can not bring other feelings and memories except pain and disappointment.

12, men love material things, all I want is your love for me as always, and the rest is dispensable.

13, I also tried to be beautiful for the person I like, but after I lost it, I showed my true nature.

14, time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

15, simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the instant lasting feeling, and I am not happy at all, so I only believe in the moment.

16, I don't know if I will be willing now.

17, do you know what despair is like? Attached to the human body like a predator, occupying every inch of warmth and turning into darkness.

18, I'm just an ordinary person. If I am thirsty, I will drink water. If I am sleepy, I will want to sleep, and I will probably let go.

19, and only one word from you can tear me into tears. I don't blame you. I know you don't love me anymore.

20, people may only be divided into two kinds; What you want to hug and what you don't want to hug.