A classic sentence in which a daughter-in-law satirizes her mother-in-law

The classic sentence of a daughter-in-law satirizing her mother-in-law is as follows:

1, don't always think about how much money and room your daughter-in-law has, no matter how much, it doesn't matter to you. It's not your turn.

Your son is just an ordinary man, not as great as you think.

Don't think your daughter-in-law owes you just because you are kind to your son. Even if you collect debts, you should find the right creditor. If you want your daughter-in-law to be filial and care about you, please be kind to your daughter-in-law. It's not your request, you must ask others to satisfy you.

Don't make me take care of him like you do. He is your son and my husband. I will only treat him as a husband, not as a son.

Please don't speak ill of me in front of your son. If you do this, you will only make us quarrel endlessly. Finally, the last straw is divorce. If you divorce because of you, you will be guilty.

You should know better than I how lazy your son is. Don't say your son is busy. He is busy chatting QQ and playing games.

7. When I give birth to a child and take care of it, you can say that you have no obligation, but please remember, please don't think of me when you need to take care of it, and I will tell you that your daughter-in-law has no obligation.

Don't think that I wronged your son by asking him to do housework. The family belongs to two people, and he has the obligation to share it.

9, don't always say whose daughter-in-law is good, no matter how good it is, it is also someone else's, unexpected. Actually, I still think her mother-in-law is good.

10. Daughter-in-law goes back to her parents to buy things. Please don't be jealous, because they have done more for me. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

1 1, mom is busy, you didn't help, it's okay; Mother-in-law is busy, but your skin itches without help.

12, sure enough, my mother-in-law is not a mother, no matter how much you pay, you can't get anything.

13, hungry, it is natural for mom to cook three meals for you; It is unfilial for my mother-in-law to cook you three meals.

14, the mother-in-law relationship is the most difficult. Asking for a wife is your mother's greeting to your other bride.

15, your sadness, your happiness, my mother cares very much; But mother-in-law, this is not easy to evaluate.