The lines of the man who wants a straw in the nightclub

George Cukor: I think I need to say something. I just bought some goods from you and found three problems.

First of all, how did the money get into your personal pocket when the machine did the accounting?

Second, this ice cream has melted before I went out. Well, that means there is something wrong with your refrigerator.

Third, this soybean milk has been ordered. Why not give me a straw, this little comrade with braces?

Li Junwei: Soymilk is a hot drink, which burns easily. It is not equipped with a straw.

Guest: Excuse me, how do you drink it? Just like I go to a restaurant for dinner. How can I eat unless you give me chopsticks? I went to the bathroom to solve the problem. How can I solve it if you don't give me toilet paper? I bought a car without a steering wheel. How to drive?

He Sanshui: Well, all you need is a straw. Little Kouga, give him one!

George Cukor: What do you mean I don't want straws? I said this bald old comrade, you are wrong. You are a supermarket, and you have an obligation to give me this straw. It's my right, okay? You leave me a straw, ten people leave ten straws, and one hundred people leave a hundred straws. There are so many supermarket chains in China, how many straws do you want to save? Hum, come on, I feel that my words have touched your soul. I won't say much, my lawyer will tell you.

After going out, I drank hot soybean milk through a straw, burned myself and spilled it all over the floor.