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Talking about the strength of punishment

Penalty dynamics suitable for big adventure: 1. A few days ago, a girl with long hair and shawls came to the store and cried that she wanted a haircut. The reason is that her boyfriend cheated her. This must be very uncomfortable, so I advised her: "girl, remember that a man who will make you cry is never worth your love." Don't punish yourself in such an extreme way. " She asked, "What should I do?" I smiled: "You can punish yourself with more membership cards."

2, the criteria for choosing a husband: even if I am disfigured, I have the courage to take me out. Even if I have plastic surgery, I have the ability to get me back.

3, I am not a straw boat, don't send me if you have a bitch.

At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.

5. Take my girlfriend to rent a house and look at the apartment with one room and one living room. The rent is more than 1000, which is acceptable. Looking at the bedroom, my girlfriend cheered: "The wardrobe is so big that it is no problem to hide two people."

6. When you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king.

7. This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like death.