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What's the use of scolding me? I will bounce back.

1. Let's show you one second to sleep in.

2. I hope everyone will stop praising me and commenting on my circle of friends. My wechat is too stuck in the circle of friends. Millions of people like tens of millions of comments. Who can stand it? Rational idolization, thank you.

What's the use of scolding me? I will bounce back.

I plan to visit Europe and Southeast Asia for two months next month. I want to ask my friends who have been there, where did you get all your money?

I am a liar. I want a voice kiss. If you are willing to be cheated, please give me a kiss and buy yourself a lesson. Don't ask me why others cheat money. I stole a kiss because I was a hooligan.

6. It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me if you ask.

7. I am so tired that I can bring a lucky friend to help me with everything.

8. I spend less and less time in my circle of friends, because I'm going to transfer from a large kindergarten class to the first grade of primary school. I've been really busy recently.

9. Tell me about picking my melon. I don't want to whitewash it, and there is no reason or reason to whitewash it. I don't think I did anything wrong. The man who ripped me off, now the whole world knows that I am the object of Li Xian. Are you happy?

10. You can steal my energy, my expression pack and my photos, but you can't secretly like me.

1 1. You must be in love with me. Don't ask me why, because only you can see this circle of friends.

12. When someone sends a circle of friends and wants to fall in love for a week, I get love. I sent a circle of friends and wanted to fall in love for a year. I am still sending it.

13. I really want to have your shadow in every dynamic. After all, it is sent to attract your attention, otherwise it will be wasted.

14. I am so versatile. I have a lot of cute expression packs and a good temper. I send sand sculptures to make you laugh every day. I'm perfect. I envy you having such a good friend.

15. Today's practice order: Take-out with milk tea, no spare money, no spending.

16. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

18. When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter. There are more and more liars.

19. You can steal my jokes or my words, but if you steal my heart, I will call you baby.

20. I have no money and no right. What should I do to chase you and pat my face? Isn't this a little too simple?

2 1. Do not participate in any network disputes. You scold me, I'll turn it off.

22. Pretending to be beautiful is tiring. Fortunately, I am really beautiful.

23. If your boyfriend makes you angry, let him cut paper and scissors in front of the mirror and go to bed if he wins.

24. I have regained my sight. You don't deserve me.

25. fooling around without falling in love.

26. The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but I can't meet it.

27. I can put it off, or you can put it off. Bye.

28. Friends circle: I am so lonely. No one spoke to me in private: Are you there? Me: Ignore.

29. It's really unhealthy to eat takeout at school. I advise you not to go to school.

30. I'm a DJ. Lazy sheep love to eat, sleep and be arrogant.