Dragon 8, look at those casual funny stories in the boring collection game ~

Let me introduce myself first. I'm Wang Er, nicknamed Dog Egg. Worked as a mason in the construction site, without any bad habits, diligent and thrifty, and worked hard. It combines the advantages of all men in life, and the biggest hobby in life is playing dragon. But today's game is the world of the rich, but I want to aim at every newly opened new district, because I am born unyielding!

Tianlong Babu New District165438+1October 1 1 Shengshi opened. At twelve o'clock that night, I braved the downpour and rushed to the Internet cafe. I took out six one-dollar coins with a slight temperature from my inner trouser pocket, put them on the bar and said, stationmaster, I stayed up all night. The stationmaster gave me a contemptuous look, took the money and said that he was looking for a position. I said, can we have free drinks? The network manager said impatiently, yes, tap water. I found a seat near the air conditioner and said, ok, have a drink!

After registering the name of the character, I dare not say that I can afford a name full of enthusiasm and ingenuity, so after the rapid brain rotation, Money is not a problem was born gloriously. While drinking tap water, I was thinking about how to find a wife to spend a wonderful night with me in the shortest time. It seems that it is really difficult to get along without spending some money. With my enthusiasm for Tianlong, I reluctantly filled five RMB ingots in the Internet cafe and bought a 10 speaker. I immediately shouted: I want a wife, beautiful, with a video and a good figure. Thank you ... I applied twice and no one applied. I was so angry that my nose was bleeding. As the saying goes, I can't bear to part with my children, my daughter-in-law, and my satyr, so I'll throw caution to the wind tonight. I took out a week's living expenses, came to the bar with trepidation, and reluctantly gave it to the stationmaster to help me charge 100 RMB ingots. My heart is actually bleeding with a straight face. ...

The gold ingot arrived, and I threw a handsome 2000 gold ingot fireworks. A line of red letters reads: money is not a problem. Fireworks were set off in Luoyang Square. Please look ahead. Then I wrote a pink word: I'm looking for a wife, beautiful, with a video, in good shape, without being disturbed, thank you ... In an instant, at least 20 female IDs were kept secret from me at the same time, and my card almost didn't crash, so I picked a female ID with a fresh and lovely name and added it to my QQ. Cut the crap and play the video. Wow ... beautiful, really beautiful, I am infatuated with YY: be my wife! The beauty said without thinking, ok, dear, let's enter the dragon.

When you are a man, there are always depressed days, afraid of being cuckolded carelessly. But it's different now. As long as you have money, you can always get a woman easily without any effort. It's good to be a man. But it's not easy for me to get the fucking money. I lost a week's living expenses in order to pick up girls. That MM gave me an adoring expression and gave me endless satisfaction. In order to please MM and show my ultimate YY skill, I must show it. MM said to me, honey, I didn't see you in the video just now. I said, honey, forget it. Today, our whole building suddenly lost power. In a rage, I smashed the monitor and the host computer and threw the camera out of the window of more than 30 floors. I hit an old woman downstairs fairly, and I lost her 50 thousand medical expenses. Money is not a problem. MM said in surprise: Wow, dear, you are so rich, how can you play when your computer is broken? I said, I called the computer city and sent it to me. The best configuration is only over 10 thousand yuan. Well, computers are very cheap now. Unfortunately, I forgot to ask him to bring me a camera, so you didn't see me. It is estimated that MM has been fascinated by me at this time. She said to me, honey, what do you do? Do you live alone? I said yes, my parents are abroad, and they have opened two listed companies, and they are entrusted to take care of them. When I graduate from college, I will go directly to be the general manager. Now I live in a five-bedroom, three-bedroom apartment with my nanny. There used to be a villa of 500 square meters, but it was too big. I have to go to the toilet for half a day. I don't like it. Just put it there! MM hit a few dizzy in a row, I can't help secretly pleased.

At this time, the two families quarreled for no reason and used big speakers to scold each other. The language is extremely vulgar. In order to show myself in front of MM, I said with a megaphone, I haven't used up all of it just now: What are you arguing about? A bunch of farmers have influenced me to pick up girls. However, just finished, my heart still hurts, a dime. I thought the gang would shoot me, but they all missed. I guess it was mostly suppressed by my name and the fireworks just now. Do you think, who dares to provoke the person who plays fireworks with you at every turn? I was secretly proud, and MM also said to me, husband, you are so manly. But the weather didn't go according to people's wishes. A boss-level figure immediately brushed out ten fireworks and said with a horn: Money is not a problem, and labor is a farmer. Maybe you can pick up fireworks from your work. I'm so embarrassed that I can't do anything about it, but I'm still proud to say to MM: Wife, wait for me. I'll charge tens of thousands of dollars at once and brush him to death tonight. Just when I didn't know how to step down, MM said thoughtfully: Husband, don't be as knowledgeable as them. You might as well buy me equipment with the money from painting fireworks. You should use it wisely. Since she gave me a step, of course I stepped on it. I was lucky enough to say, well, I'll listen to my wife and go online in seven years tomorrow. I'll ask him to charge you with 100 thousand ingots first, so you can upgrade first and then sell the equipment later. MM was immediately moved with a runny nose and drooling. She hated hugging me and kissing me.

MM said to me, honey, do you have a girlfriend in reality? It seems that this little girl has a crush on me, but to be honest, I am a mason, how can I have a girlfriend? YY was ok, so I said to her: Wife, in fact, I have many girlfriends, but none of them have feelings, and they are all pestering me. I can't help it I gave each of them a Cadillac, and they promised to leave me alone. Hey, it's so hard to find someone I really like. Just finished drinking, I found that the tap water on the table had been finished, so I rushed to the bar and called, stationmaster, another glass of tap water. The stationmaster said, go to the toilet and get it yourself. There are plenty there. Shit, the waiter's attitude is getting worse these days. MM has been fascinated by me and looked at me stupidly. I said to her, wife, wait for me. I'll call the garage security. Just now, my new Mercedes-Benz alarm went off. I asked what was going on. Then I picked up the cup and walked towards the toilet. ...

Before I knew it, it was dawn. The stationmaster strolled to my side and said meaningfully, Brother, it's almost time for you to stay up all night. There are still ten minutes left. At that time, I was chatting with MM in the West Lake, but it was game time. I can't bear to say to MM: Wife, I'll go to bed first. Tell me your account number and I'll get up and give you an ingot. MM sent a long letter, and the stationmaster said, Brother, do you need a pen and paper? Write it down. I said, remember Mao, employers and employees even forgot their account numbers. All right, get off the plane. Go back to sleep first, and then lay bricks in the afternoon.