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Sand sculpture, say a sentence

Take pictures politely, like (? ˋ*)?

1. Work hard so that your mother can boast when she walks on the street corner.

2. About ideals: What I want most in my life is the kind of person who is great with two stinking money.

3. I love cooking. I like the feeling of carefully preparing materials, carefully blending, frying and cooking, just like my life.

I hope everyone is well, except that someone, that someone, that someone.

Every time I meet that kind of induction faucet that doesn't work well, I feel like a beggar

6. Be a likable girl. If you don't know what to do, you can refer to me.

7. If I have to add a deadline for "I love you", I hope it is two minutes. If there is no reply, I will withdraw.

8. Work is like instant noodles, with twists and turns and three minutes of heat. The key is to increase the quantity without raising the price.

9. Sweet food ... when ... I ... forgot it ... Shit.

10. Happiness is a day, and unhappiness is also a day. In this case, I was happy every day, which means I lived for two days.

1 1. Sometimes I feel inexplicably: although my life has just passed more than 20 years, I already feel this way. This feeling is like scratching, scratching a word "thank you" ...

12. Tesla is in his twenties, and I can play it in my twenties.

13. What bad ideas can I have? I just want to get something for nothing and get rich.

14. This is my circle of friends, and I pretend to be affectionate here. Dear folks, welcome to my world.

15. When looking for someone, you must find two kinds of people, one is like me and the other is like me.

16. unwilling to live, dare not die.

17. Other girls go through Helv, while I go to work through the crowded crowd.

18. I have been warm and virtuous all my life. The most aggressive thing I have done is to throw tomatoes at SB teammates when I am happy to fight the landlord.

19. It is safe to use your birthday as a password. After all, no one remembers your birthday

20. Peggy, the next wild boar, Ming pig doesn't pretend to be dark. I'm going out to have a bite of pig food. If I don't get ten praises when I come back, I will bow to everyone sitting here. Attention, it is on the spot. (including passing by)

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