Tell me the funniest joke you’ve ever heard!

The little white rabbit was walking in the forest when he met the big bad wolf walking towards him. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I want you not to wear a hat." . The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly.

The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up to the little white rabbit and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I Let you wear a hat."

Rabbit was depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.

After explaining the situation, Tiger said, "Okay, I understand. I will handle this matter. You have to trust the organization." That same day, the tiger found his buddy, the big bad wolf. "It's not right for you to do this. It's making it difficult for me." After saying that, he wiped the cigarette ashes falling on the table: "Do you think this is okay? You can say, Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat." Go! She asked for a fat one, and you said you wanted a thin one. Then you can beat her up, Tutu. I’m looking for a woman. She’s looking for a plump one, and you say you like a slim one. She’s looking for a slim one, and you’re looking for a plump one. You can beat her properly and forcefully.” The big bad wolf nodded frequently and clapped his hands, and his respect for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was overheard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I feel this hatred in my heart.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence, the big bad wolf came towards him. The Big Bad Wolf said: "Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat." Rabbit said: "Then, do you want a fat one or a thin one?" After hearing this, the Big Bad Wolf's heart sank. Another joy, I said to myself, luckily there is Plan B. He then said: "Tutu, find me a woman quickly." Tutu asked: "So, do you like plump ones or slim ones?" The big bad wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and said more I gave Tutu two big-eared posts. "Damn, I told you not to wear a hat."

A warship was sailing on the sea. One night, a sailor suddenly found a light in the distance. He immediately reported to the captain: "Report to the captain." "There is a ship heading towards us not far away. If we don't change the course, we will collide with it!" Upon hearing this, the captain immediately called out, "Call, call! I am the captain, please move your ship to the channel immediately." Move 10 degrees to the east!" The other party replied: "Call! Please move 10 degrees to the west!" Captain: "I am a warship, you dare to ask me to move!" The other party immediately said: "Test! I am a lighthouse. If you have the guts, why not give it a try?"

Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit. On the first day, it came to the bakery and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Sorry, there are not so many." The next day, it came to the bakery again and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Sorry, there are still not that many." The third day , it came to the bakery again and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss: "Yes, yes!" The little white rabbit: "That's great, give me two!"