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Tell me about it.
The first time I saw you, it was like being hit by a wild cat in a hurry. I just want to hug you and look into your blue eyes.
If I want to see you, I will leave everything behind to see you. I'm sorry my love bothered you. I hope you are happy and have a better life than me.
We are far apart. As an ordinary little star, no matter how hard I try and reach forward, I can't reach you.
It is true that I like you and I am willing to go through fire and water for you, and I will do whatever it takes. But it's true, when my passion is frozen into ice, I will never look at you again.
6. All who should come and all who should go. Don't resist, don't stay, don't be greedy, don't give up, don't worry.
7. When you become more and more beautiful, people will naturally pay attention to you. When you become more and more capable, people will naturally look at you with new eyes.
No matter how unhappy you are, we all have the responsibility to eat well, sleep well and dress well first.
9. Maybe you have taken many wrong paths in your life, wronged many people, suffered many betrayals and were in a state of despair, but it doesn't matter. The rest of your life is long, so don't panic.
10, one day, you will stand in the brightest place and live the life you once longed for.
An unpleasant sentence. Unpleasant words
1, material independence, good feelings, you will be very happy; With material independence, you will be happy even if you lose your feelings. Count on others to get happiness. Once you lose it, you will have nothing. The stupidest person is not trying hard, but also hoping to meet someone who loves you for life.
2. Being in a daze has become a habit. Ask your heart what you are expecting.
You never know how strong you are, until one day you have no choice but to be strong!
4. Most of the things you have been waiting for too long are not what you originally wanted.
I want to talk big, and I want to love you in the afterlife.
6. Who will give away the person they love deeply?
7. Don't tell my sister about my conscience. I didn't. I just donated it a few days ago.
8. Pretending to be strong is not to let people see weakness; Pretending to be happy is to keep people from knowing loneliness; Pretending to be happy is not to let people see the wound; Pretending to be sweet is not for people to see tears; Pretending to be relaxed is not to make people sad; Pretending to be happy is to keep people from seeing scars; Pretending to be happy is to prevent people from seeing loneliness.
9. Everyone has his own things to do, whether happy or sad. Everyone has someone to meet, whether it's holding hands or passing guests. Therefore, don't envy others' lives, don't judge others' right and wrong, and don't care about your own efforts and gains. Don't lose face, you have no intention of staying or staying. As long as you are happy, you don't lack anything.
10, there are only many blessings, and joy is burning; Discourse permeates laughter, including punctuation; Lock the greeting target and make you smile; Holding a happy dance, holding a happy high jump; Send New Year greetings. may you have a happy new year!
1 1. Thank you for having the cheek to say: I won't.
12, be optimistic, be happy, life is so short, don't waste time on things that are not worth mentioning. I laugh every day, but only I know whether I am good or not.
13, listen to the teacher, do as the teacher says, and do your own thing.
14. If you meet someone who will make you angry, make you happy and make you sad within three days, you may like him on the fourth day. Tired of being angry
15, [He said: I will accompany you when I am happy, and I will accompany you to heal all my wounds in a simple sentence when I am unhappy]
16, if possible, I hope to meet someone who is willing to let me give up my life to love.
17, whenever I am unhappy, I will go to visit the personality network.
18, the road ahead, you have to adapt to running alone.
19, don't complain about the boredom of life. Life is about having fun when you are bored.
20. No matter how ugly the truth is, it sounds much better than the so-called white lie. Please don't lie to me, or lie to me all my life.
2 1, there is a difference between love and dependence, dependence is inseparable, and love never leaves.
22. A woman's greatest achievement is to find someone who holds herself in the palm of her hand and get married.
I am really happy to see all kinds of sweet love between you and her in the space.
24, love, is an ordinary time, but also rely on the wind and rain.
Actually, I am very tired. I am used to pretending to be happy, sad, caring and indifferent. I am used to facing everything alone. You can say nothing when it hurts. I can say it doesn't matter when I'm sad When I am lonely, I will laugh. I can say in despair that the world is still beautiful. I only hope that when I start complaining about God's meanness, someone can tell me that I love you very much.
26. Be a happy person until others see you.
27. You said you liked me and I was always silly. I asked why. You said: you have a high IQ, and I can't make you happy in the future!
28. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.
The boy who panicked when I was unhappy said that he didn't love me.
After a long time, I finally learned to grow up. It's just that those thoughts about you still have nowhere to put them.
3 1, you never know how much people who miss you love you.
No matter how happy you laugh, I am instantly quiet when I think of you.
33. I just need a blue confidante, congenial, and then the meaning of life.
34. Give the soul a pure land, a quiet place, and let it bloom slowly like a lotus. This is the realm of truth, goodness and beauty. Life is a journey. People have been in the world for a long time, and it is inevitable that they will be contaminated with dust, which will blind their minds and eyes. Worry, desire, pain, secrecy and darkness all come from your heart. Once you put it down, it will bloom instantly.
35. If I am not strong, who can be brave for me? If I am not independent, who can give me support!
36, big mouth sexy, picking your nose is called personality, flowers love beauty. Of course, you are the most beautiful in my heart! Be happy ~
I'm waiting for you to apologize to me. I'm waiting for you to make me happy. I'm waiting for you to tell me that we should be fine, but all I'm waiting for is your word. Leave me alone.
Take your beloved to eat hot pot.
A copy of eating hot pot with your lover (I) 1. I ate a hot pot tonight, but I haven't lost weight or gained muscle.
2. Sleep during the day, walk around Jiao Da at five o'clock in the afternoon and drive to Henan Polytechnic for two minutes. It is suitable for eating hot pot in rainy days, and it will soon be full. The evening breeze in early autumn is very comfortable, so I'm going to pack my things and go back.
It's cold, I don't want to eat hot pot alone!
4. I love hot pot barbecue so much that I was a hot pot in my last life.
5. Winter is coming. Go to the movies and eat hot pot with people you like.
6. Hot pot is a good match on snowy days. Eat hot pot at night.
7. My world is never about others. I eat hot pot alone, feel the heat of hot pot, and feel the enjoyment on the tip of my tongue brought by delicious food!
8. What is more sad than eating hot pot alone is that a person has no money to eat hot pot.
9. I can't tell the taste of eating hot pot meat and drinking hot soup.
10. I know that I have diarrhea every time I eat hot pot. Immortality is one of my …
1 1. It's strange that someone is fishing at the bottom of the sea, but I'm not.
12. I want to eat mala Tang, cake fruit, hot pot, slightly spicy, barbecue, lettuce, and I want to eat more ~ Auntie, where is my steamed bread?
13. Eat hot pot in the air-conditioned room on rainy days, eat iced watermelon and yogurt after meals, and watch TV series.
14. "Do you know what happens when you eat too much hot pot and mala Tang?" A: "Smile."
15. Some people's biggest effort to lose weight is to match a bottle of sugar-free drink with hot pot, barbecue and cake.
16. Hot pot can be eaten by one person, and movies can also be watched by one person. However, just failing the course is absolutely impossible.
17. I finally enjoyed the delicious food I missed day and night, and I was really happy to have a hot pot fish!
18. I may have been a hot pot in my last life! Why else do I love hot pot so much, hahaha!
19. put the bad mood in February into the fat cow and eat it with the bottom of the wok and delicious peanut butter.
20. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.
A copy of eating hot pot with your lover (part 2) 2 1. Hot pot can be eaten by one person, movies can be watched by one person, wine can be drunk by one person, beautiful scenery can be enjoyed by one person, diseases can be fought by one person, gifts can be delivered by one person, and one person can stop and go from beginning to end to be self-sufficient.
22. Every time I eat hot pot, I get hungry in the middle of the night ... Hot pot really doesn't suit me!
23. I hope I can sit around your table, eat hot pot and drink big kiln, and talk about life in snowy days.
24. When you are upset, the secret of staying happy is to eat hot pot.
25. I don't feel lonely eating hot pot, watching movies and shopping alone. Only when you go to the hospital when you are sick, it is the loneliest to register alone and wait for the test results.
26. The sky is gray and wild, nourishing hot pot to rinse fat sheep.
27. I always wander between full and full.
28. Long pants can't satisfy me! Soak in hot springs and eat hot pot items automatically!
29. The best experience in my life was getting on a poetic train in a spring, reading Ye Saining's poems and Borges' poems, and eating hot pot with her in winter, but these wonderful experiences have all passed away.
30. Eat hot pot fish and pick it up with friends. Let's get together and enjoy the delicious food brought by fish!
3 1. Eat hot pot and watch your weight.
32. Hot pot glugs, and my heart is pounding.
33. The person who can sit with you and eat hot pot shows that you are from the same world.
The secret of my happiness is to eat hot pot.
35. All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you for a while.
36. There will be times when you don't want to eat. It's cold. I want to eat hot pot, rice noodles and mala Tang to warm myself up. When the weather is hot, I want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and my appetite is amazing.
37. One person eats hot pot, one person eats Korean food, one person eats Japanese food, and one person eats Lazar, so he will never feel uncomfortable because of loneliness again. I think I'm used to this life.
38. Everyday ~ Take my parents to eat hot pot. It is more suitable to eat hot pot on snowy days ~
39. Life should not only be sweet, but also meat.
40. Life has given me a bag of hot pot, and I want to turn it into a boiling hot pot.
Suitable for weekend snacks, a hot pot meal, punching cards and posting.
Suitable for weekend snacks, a hot pot punch card, in a word, 1. I love hot pot, and hot pot loves me!
Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and delicious food.
This is probably what I call goodwill. I hope business is booming and I will eat hot pot at the beginning of the month!
4. High-end ingredients often only need the simplest cooking method. After working for two hours, Master Chen decided to eat hot pot.
I love meat, I am serious and timid, and I will always be faithful.
6. When it snowed for the first time. We should eat hot pot. You can't beat a snowball fight, but you're a postgraduate dog. Only quiet. Finger lock. Grow old together. How far people are. At this time of the end of the world * * *.
7. Eat hot pot with friends at home on snowy days. It's perfect.
8. You watched me eat spicy hot pot, and I didn't know whether it was so spicy that I blushed or my heart was pounding.
9. The smart pot on the earth is not as good as hot pot.
10. I hope I can sit around your table, eat hot pot and drink big kiln, and talk about life in snowy days.
1 1. Fear of leaving, fear that you can't love without love, and you can't do it without love, which is the most uncomfortable feeling.
12. You always get fat when you hang out.
13. Traditional snacks have been handed down to this day, and friends from all over the world come to taste them. Whether you are used to eating or not, your face is smiling! Beijing Roast Duck Zhajiang Noodles and Tianjin Steamed Buns are well-known, Hubei vermicelli is praised by everyone, and Chongqing Hot Pot is full of praise! Yunhe is a powerful country with an ancient civilization of 5,000 years, and its historical sites are amazing. Chinese descendants have a good meal!
14. This winter, I want to eat hot pot, go shopping, drink milk tea and watch the first snow with my favorite people.
15. You can never wake a person lying in bed, but hot pot can.
16. Choose to eat hot pot in winter, eat enough and wear warm clothes; Choose to eat hot pot in summer and eat a tune; In summer, I choose to go to Thailand to eat hot pot, and I eat passionately. Learn to change, just like tigers don't eat pigs here.
17. My life is so happy, so happy. I eat hot pot at the beginning of the month. I think only in this way can we reflect the delicious food!
18. On a snowy day, I should have stayed at home to enjoy the snow, drink tea and eat hot pot. What classes have I taken? I also called me lazy.
19. Every time I go, I will make a big table of delicious Caicai. My husband made hot pot and mixed the sauce. It's cool to eat hot pot in cold weather.
20. You are a comfortable relationship that I can eat hot pot all my life.
Suitable for weekend snacks, a hot pot, punching in and sending messages, short sentence 2 2 1. The secret of my happiness is to eat hot pot.
22. Nothing can't be solved by a hot pot. If there are, then two.
23. Zhong Zhen wants to eat hot pot and an oil dish. Sesame oil and garlic. All kinds of delicious food. The thought of it makes my mouth water.
24. The sky is gray and wild, nourishing hot pot to rinse fat sheep.
25. Hot pot, barbecue, beer and food are indispensable for three musketeers.
26. I want to eat hot pot with my date tomorrow. Do you have any good dating recommendations?
27. What if you are thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; What should I do if I miss you? So send a text message and try it.
28. Winter is coming, which is a good season to eat hot pot. Prepare a pot and invite three or five friends to eat together!
29. The happiest thing is that the family eats hot pot together. This raw grilled shrimp and crab have long wanted to eat. How can there be such delicious food in the world?
30. When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and tell yourself that this is an illusion. The best winter is to eat hot pot with people you like.
3 1. It is the source power for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through fire and water.
32. I want to eat mala Tang, cake, fruit, hot pot, slightly spicy, barbecue and lettuce, and I want to eat more ~ Aunt, where is my steamed bread?
33. Eat, drink and be merry and live forever. Fat in vain, full of hope.
34. Choose to eat hot pot in winter, eat enough and wear warm clothes; Choose to eat hot pot in summer and eat a tune; In summer, I choose to go to Thailand to eat hot pot, and I eat passionately.
35. It began to rain and snow last night, and now it is getting bigger and bigger! Winter is really coming! It's time to eat hot pot and ice cream indoors.
36. The last sentence of the gourmet: Do something else. Burn me a plate of Haidilao and two waiters.
37. Winter is coming. I want to wrap my coat and eat hot pot. Snowflakes fall on my head. Leave all my regrets this year.
38. Winter is suitable for watching snow, falling in love, eating hot pot and sighing. There is no snow in the south, and my stomach can't taste hot pot. It seems that I can only sigh, sighing that good luck will slip away, or read a book and watch a play.
39. It's cold, and you have to eat hot pot to keep warm. I suggest everyone shout extra spicy, medium spicy is like eating hair blood.
40. I just want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream on a hot day, and my appetite is amazing.
Suitable for weekend snacks, a hot pot punch card, a short sentence 3 4 1. Eating hot pot meat and drinking hot soup in your mouth is beyond description.
42. The highest level of eating goods: seeing is eating!
43. I had hot pot with my mother last night, and I ate a spicy three-fresh pot. As a result, I still have diarrhea this morning. I don't know whether the spicy pot is too spicy or my level of eating spicy food is not good at all.
44. Why are there little fat cows and sheep eating hot pot, but there are no little fat pigs, because little fat pigs eat little fat cows and sheep around the table.
45. Some people's biggest effort to lose weight is to match a bottle of sugar-free drink with hot pot, barbecue and cake.
46. This family likes to eat hot pot. On Saturday, the whole family had breakfast at home, cleaned with my mother, cleaned the stairs with my father and chatted with my sister.
47. Eating in the bowl and watching in the pot is the minimum respect for hot pot.
48. I really haven't eaten hot pot for a long time. This is really a long-lost hot pot, which makes me feel that the taste of hot pot is really delicious!
49. Eating hot pot is a must for Sichuanese! It is really a happy thing for a family to eat hot pot around it in winter.
50. Every time I eat hot pot, I know that I have diarrhea. Immortality is one of my …
5 1. I'm waiting for the pot to boil and you to come.
52. Eating hot pot and sweating on a snowy day is called Su Hu.
53. Winter is the best time to stay with people you like. Go to eat sugar-fried chestnuts and sweet potatoes, go to eat hot pot, and go to eat beef hot soup noodles. Beef patties are also super delicious! Wonton in old Shanghai is also good. I made an appointment for rice rolls at six o'clock in the morning and soymilk at night ... Alas ... I will meet someone in almost three months. Come on ~
54. It's cold, I don't want to eat hot pot alone!
55. Choose the most difficult way when you are confused, or calm down and eat a hot pot first.
56. Eat hot pot tonight. I haven't lost weight or gained muscle.
57. I went to eat hot pot with my girlfriend. I pointed to the pot and said, look, this hot pot is just like us!
58. I didn't like hot pot before, but now I want to eat it whenever it rains or the weather is a little cold. I think maybe I just like doing nothing.
59. Eating vegetarian dishes in hot pot will definitely not make you fat.
60. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.
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