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The coming winter vacation in 2020 is very funny.

1. Are you excited about your holiday? Yes, but homework will make you more excited!

2. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a late night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

3. Lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I slapped myself when I thought that I hadn't touched the book after a long vacation and was still distracted by playing with my mobile phone.

4. Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to start this function.

Vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is the same as no weekend. To sum up, holidays are like farting, but I still want to fart quickly.

6. It's only after a holiday that I find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

7. I feel as relaxed as before the holiday. I didn't do my homework.

8. You must do three things every day at home on holiday [being scolded for eating and sleeping]

9. I like two holidays best in a year, one is winter vacation and the other is summer vacation!

10. I want to go to Hawaii most this holiday, it's too far; So, I went to Sanya to relax!

1 1. The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and having a special day.

12. I hate having too much homework during holidays. That's just an excuse, because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this.

13. The so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle ~ Hey, the holiday is about to start school, wandering in excitement and loss.

14. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How many points did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?

15. Happy summer vacation, make use of Xia Fengle, arrange leisure and entertainment, pay attention to safety when traveling, observe scientific laws in daily life, and do not forget to exercise and study. I wish you a happy summer vacation, peace and health.

16. Summer vacation is coming, not afraid of high temperature: when the air conditioner blows, the hot air escapes, and it feels wonderful; Eat sorbet to increase coolness and stay comfortable; Short message reading, cool vacation, mood ice dance! Happy holidays!

17. Summer vacation is coming, happiness is coming, the sky is bluer and the water is clearer. Smile more, worry less, feel better and feel less stressed. I wish you all a relaxed and happy summer vacation!

18. This is my summer vacation this year, a colorful and meaningful summer vacation, and I hope it will be the same in the winter and summer vacations in the future, so that our primary school students can really feel the happiness brought by reducing the burden.

19. Whenever summer vacation comes, I will be very happy. It's the best time of the year to think that I can have two months without class.

20. Alas, a holiday is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

2 1. The so-called holiday home scolded, go out without money, an extra day at leisure.

22. I have a holiday and want to go to school; School begins, I want to have a holiday; Is there wood? Is it easy to waste all summer? The students have a holiday in January. Did you miss me?

Yesterday, my classmates asked me if I had done my homework. I said, it's only a few days off. What homework should I do? At first glance, school is about to start.

24. The devil came out of the hole and the angel went home, ready to escape!

25. Suddenly, it is a very innocent word. It seems that everything that is not cherished and caught off guard can be attributed to suddenness. Suddenly winter arrived, suddenly winter vacation arrived, and suddenly I found that the old man was one year older.

26. I said what is the saddest memory of the winter vacation. Didn't you review your books with your schoolbag on your back and go to school without opening it?

27. Alas, winter vacation is also a kind of pain, but I just like it.

I am so happy that the winter vacation is finally over. I look forward to it every day, and this day has finally come.

29. It's winter vacation. I'm going to do my homework first, then practice the words, and go out to play after practice.

30. During the winter vacation and the New Year, the house is full of joyful atmosphere. Have a winter vacation, celebrate the Spring Festival, and watch the Spring Festival Gala around TV.

3 1. Have a winter vacation and celebrate the Spring Festival. Nothing is more symbolic than firecrackers. Every Chinese New Year holiday, the first idea is to set off firecrackers. I feel itchy when I see colorful firecrackers in the street.

32. After finishing our homework in winter vacation, we can play with firecrackers and fireworks. Winter vacation and personal leave are both holidays that we especially want to take.

33. We have a winter vacation. We are very happy. I am very happy because there are a few days to celebrate the New Year in winter vacation and I can get lucky money.

34. It's winter vacation, and I want to get a lot of lucky money, because we haven't relaxed this semester. After I get the lucky money, I will let my classmates get together and treat everyone to a meal. I will buy potato chips and popcorn hamburgers to make everyone full, so that I can achieve it.

It's winter vacation, and our children are finally free. There is no teacher's supervision, no parents' discipline, no grandparents' nagging, no school rules. This is really an ocean of children's joy!

36. The countdown to the winter vacation begins! The classroom is crowded with people.

A few days ago, we had a winter vacation. I'm happy and worried. I'm glad I can have fun after the holiday, but I'm afraid there are many winter vacation homework waiting for me to do.

38. Homework Jun really spent this long winter vacation with me faithfully.

39. The winter vacation is coming, and there will be piles of homework soon. What is the concept of winter vacation homework? We write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading.

40. Winter vacation means that you can't get up in the morning and can't sleep at night. The night owl mode has been started.

Interesting talk about winter vacation in 2020

1. Copy homework, and occasionally you need to cut corners.

2. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Heat expands and contracts! Then why does winter vacation homework have as much homework as summer vacation? The quality is the same!

I really want to crush the class teacher when I bury my head in my homework.

Today, our challenge is to do our homework while chewing dazzling gum. After a while, I couldn't stop reading a lot of homework.

Shouldn't you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?

6. Let's separate our homework. I don't think we are suitable.

7. Homework can't be burned, and the teacher blows again.

8. I learned to swear, puppy love, compare, rebel and copy my homework. Do you know where it is? At school.

9. Teacher, I don't want to do my homework. This is not cool at all.

10. Teacher, I saved winter vacation homework and have feelings. Aren't we going to pay?

1 1. Homework 3, please respect yourself. I have a winter vacation.

12. What kind of person do you think the exercise book is? Is dedicated to destroy others winter vacation life!

13. I am really a playboy. It's just summer vacation and I want to have a winter vacation.

14. winter vacation homework wants a bedroom like a spoiled little wife, but since the winter vacation, she has been diligent and loving the people, caring about potatoes and Tencent, and has not set foot in the harem.

15. Wow, it's snowing! No, God is tearing his winter vacation homework.

16. My favorite winter vacation and my most annoying school gave birth to a baby, called homework, and asked me to raise it, alas.

17. These days, I don't have dozens of papers or seven or eight winter vacation exercise books, and I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

18. I broke up with the winter vacation because of that bitch who started school.

19. On New Year's Eve, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Evening and burn winter vacation homework for warmth.

20. Homework is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of the winter vacation.

2 1. Homework Jun, it's all your fault. I have never been alone with Winter Holiday Jun, and now Winter Holiday Jun has broken up with me!

22. I'm sorry about the winter vacation. My mother asked me to marry the school.

23. Every time I do my homework, I automatically skip the questions I can't do, but this jump is like chewing for show, and I can't stop at all.

24. Homework three, please respect yourself. I am a person who has a winter vacation.

25. When the winter vacation comes, just wait for the homework to become a mountain.

26. The teacher is not cool at all, not awesome at all, and gives so much homework.

27. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

28. Sorry, homework comes first. We are not suitable. I only love him during the winter vacation.

29. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Thermal expansion and cold contraction. Then why is there so much homework? Because the quality is the same.

30. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you and help me with more problems. Call our teacher and ask.

3 1. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.

32. I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

33. What kind of person do you think the homework is? Is to ruin someone else's winter vacation!

34. Flip a coin: head to the Internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

35. Some teachers are really addicted. I copy my homework. Why did she say I copied other people's homework? It better be empty. I handed in my homework empty-handed, and she said I would.

36. Actually, I don't want to have a blind date with my homework, because the teacher forced me!

37. These days, no one believes that you are a student because you are not puppy love, mean, cheating, rebellious, copying homework or playing mobile phones.

38. The homework is almost on fire, so you can go to the fire. Can't you find a bigger fire? How can you burn so much homework?

39. Describe our winter vacation in one sentence: we can pass the first day of junior high school, but we can't pass the fifteenth.

40. I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

Humor about winter vacation, humor about winter vacation, encyclopedia.

1. Copy homework, and occasionally you need to cut corners. 2. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Heat expands and contracts! Then why does winter vacation homework have as much homework as summer vacation? The quality is the same!