Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - A veteran who just retired from the army, when he got up to go to the toilet one night, found that his wife was not sleeping with him, his pillow fell on the wooden floor, and then he left in confusio

A veteran who just retired from the army, when he got up to go to the toilet one night, found that his wife was not sleeping with him, his pillow fell on the wooden floor, and then he left in confusio

A veteran who just retired from the army, when he got up to go to the toilet one night, found that his wife was not sleeping with him, his pillow fell on the wooden floor, and then he left in confusion. 1: No one died, but the veteran died of psychological suggestion.

"A Little Green Skirt" tells us that in this incident, there is another role besides the veteran couple, and the biggest possibility is the couple's child (baby).

Because the veteran is Wu, who has just retired, his wife used to get up in the middle of the night to take care of the children, such as feeding and changing diapers. The veteran is not used to this. On the day of the incident, the wife actually got up in the middle of the night and went to the toilet to change clothes for the child who wet the bed, conveniently put the changed clothes on the toilet, and then went to the child's room to put the child to sleep. In the meantime, the veteran came to the toilet and was scared to death by himself.

Veteran's past

Because the topic comes from the FBI, veterans here refer to American soldiers in particular.

In the wars of the last 20 years, the US military has always occupied an absolute advantage in weapons. The only thing that makes it difficult for them to move forward and causes a lot of casualties is the minefield. Veterans are probably mine-clearing engineers. Usually when mines are found, the disposal process is to cover them with military canvas (green) or military uniforms to indicate that there are mines here. If necessary, dig out the mine with a shovel and other mine-clearing tools and put it in an explosion-proof box.

Because the perennial war has caused great psychological trauma to the soldiers, as a result, a tragic accident happened in the army during the veteran's service: a comrade-in-arms of the veteran used the head of his comrade-in-arms who lived together as a mine in his sleepwalking, cut it off with a sapper shovel and put it in the toilet, and covered it with a military uniform to indicate that there was a mine here.

Because the veteran once sleepwalked when he was young, he always subconsciously worried that he would do the same thing one day. Therefore, when he saw the green clothes on the toilet, his potential psychology was aroused again. He made an absurd inference to ordinary people, but he thought it was reasonable: he killed his child in sleepwalking and put his head in the toilet. The "pillow" I saw before is actually the body of a child without a head!