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Please help me translate it into Japanese. I don't want translation tools. I want yours.

I went home last Thursday. I checked the number of trains online in advance. I took the train from Zhengzhou to Urumqi. I'm going to get off at mianyang railway station.

After an hour and a half on the road, I arrived at the North Railway Station. I waited in line for another 30 minutes, and was told by the staff, classmate, all the tickets to mianyang railway station were sold out.

I had only one thought. I want to die, completely!

With only 20 yuan left and a student ID card that can be discounted, I slowly walked out of the ticket hall. I am not reconciled. Am I really not blessed? I don't believe it!

So, I wandered around like a thief for 10 minutes and thought of a wonderful plan.

As for what a coup is, of course I won't tell you. However, I made it to mianyang railway station. On this happy train, I also met a handsome guy from Sichuan University!

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はそれらがすべて?されてぃるにのススてにににににス 12 はぇてぃただけ, はぬことを, にぬしたた.

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