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Humorous sentences that will burn to death.
1, it's not naive, it's childish that beats me. I'm really dying from the sun.
2. After washing your face, you'll get sunburned soon after applying a layer of oil on your body. At least apply 100 layer of sunscreen, otherwise it will become a dead pig.
I really can't go out after the sun comes out because it's too hot, but you have to ask me to go out. Now I'm out, but you're not. You are really my best friend, just like drying me to death to inherit my ant bud.
4, look at this day, you have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy. Me, hehe, I'm dying.
You asked me how hot it is today. Let's just say that I spent an hour putting on makeup, opened the door without makeup, and then walked outside for a few steps to die.
6. The weather is so hot and sunny. There is only a handful of cumin between me and the barbecue.
7, the weather is very hot, dying, looking for someone to fight the cold war.
8. Starting today, I am not single dog, I am a hot dog, and I am also a sunburned hot dog.
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