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Every time someone attacks me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me. One is someone who can tolerate my mental illness, and the other is someone as crazy as me.

Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point. The first question is because I don't know the way at all. The second is to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

I went out to eat beef hot pot with a foodie, saying that beef tendon is the best, and then I ate a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

For those parents and teachers who always doubt that I have someone, I just want to say: you overestimate me.

One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write the word "handsome" silently, but the deskmate couldn't write it. She looked up at my face quietly, and then she wrote it down.

All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

If you get married in the future, instead of me, I will move next door to your house and be a quiet old king.

I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.