Connotation joke: Are you bored? Bite me 800 times a day.

The first key to chasing girls is sincerity, and insincerity can only cause bitter results for yourself and others. Second, don't be too reluctant. The third is to be smart. Generally speaking, you can't say "I love you" on Lulu's first date-girls will be shocked ... the means of chasing different types of girls are different:

1 silent and arrogant girl

2 romantic fantasy girl

3 a gentle and considerate girl

4 lively and lovely girl

5 sensitive girl

A girl older than herself

There are many girls like 1, and friends often meet them. At first glance, it seems quite tricky. In fact, these girls are indifferent in appearance and often fanatical in heart. They generally like wild children. If you are a gentle boy with poor looks and less possibility, you'd better choose another beautiful woman. If other people's comments on you are so cool! Then you hope big! If your first invitation is not rejected, then you must not miss the opportunity! They may be extremely careless about you at first. At this time, we must not be discouraged. You must persist and even be stubborn. It's a good idea to watch movies, dance, skate and go to her usual study room. Be sure to find more opportunities to express yourself, a lot (of course, I love you until the last time, hehe) ... For this type of girl, your true feelings are very attractive. This kind of girl usually takes a long time to pursue. If you are about to graduate or leave school now, it seems best not to start, so as not to waste ... hehe. But after catching up, she will generally be dead set, and you will be on cloud nine and feel that you are the happiest person in the world! Ha ha.

If you really like such a girl, let me remind you first-you are going to taste the ups and downs! It seems that this kind of girl pursues spirit more than material things. Actually, it's just the opposite. Romance needs money to build. If you don't have enough financial resources, I hope you'd better reconsider. Because she likes romantic things, flowers and chocolates, you'd better send more gifts to touch her heartstrings. If you want to catch up with this kind of girl, don't be stingy with your little money. Except the moon in the sky and ... (What? I don't remember. //Shy) As long as she wants it, you should try your best to get it. Ordinary roses and snacks are even more subtle ... In short, if you want to chase such a girl, you must cultivate the ability to read the girl's mind. Don't forget to bribe her roommate and classmates. They will tell you a lot of useful information. You should consider your own skirt. Don't be rustic all day. After catching up with a girl, you can safely show your true colors, because you are no longer rustic in her eyes. Haha) you should also go to romantic places to play with her, such as spring outing, dance and reading love stories ... she will gradually be inseparable from your care, haha! Although such a girl costs you a lot of money, it will also bring you a lot of wonderful fun. As long as you really like it, you can still live happily.

3. This kind of girl is very devoted. Once she becomes your GF, she will take good care of you, be gentle and amiable, and let you feel the warmth and reliability of love. If you can catch up with this kind of girl, you will become the most comfortable man in theory. First of all, you should take care of her more. You don't need anything, but you need a kind of heartfelt care. Of course, if you are a romantic, it is foolproof to send flowers and gifts on holidays. You can send some friendly things at first, and when you think you can express it, you can send roses! If you don't want to be so extravagant, you can reveal some in your daily chat. When the time is right, you can suddenly say something like "It's good to be with you". If she doesn't shy away, you can strike while the iron is hot and say what you have long wanted to say. The best time is at night: people's defense ability is weak at night. If she starts to avoid, don't force her, you can care silently until she is moved. BTW: If she does, she will stare at her when she doesn't know you. You can pretend to know her by chance through friends like her, and then deepen your impression through several encounters, and then you can start. Don't think that this kind of girl is honest and it will be safe to catch up with her. Actually, it depends on someone. Once some girls break up for more than a certain period of time, someone will pay attention to her again. You should be careful. It's best not to let her leave you in an emergency.

This kind of girl seems to like a lot of people, and she is often the first to have BF in the new environment. Not because they are easy to chase, but because they often take the initiative. If she likes you, it will be easy. Contact her more, show good feelings occasionally, and she will be close to your goal in sync with you. If she doesn't like you (to make matters worse, she likes another person), neither will she. You have to fight for it (of course, you are only average to her, so you don't have to). You can first exist in the form of friendship with her and try to cultivate her hobbies. In the meantime, your humor and open-mindedness are very important, so that she can still think of you on her way back. If the person she likes is not interested in her, you can take your time until she compares you with him. Sincerely let her be your girlfriend. If she and he like each other, if you think she deserves to be accused of stealing others' love, you can give them a final blow before they pour out their feelings to each other. At this time, opportunities are very important. You should observe carefully. When they have conflicts and misunderstandings, take advantage of them (it doesn't seem too ... haha) and arrive first. Victory is likely to belong to them in the end. (Generally, girls don't have other ideas after catching up, haha) This kind of girl may be liked by unsuspecting people after having BF. You should inform them in time: please! She belongs to me! The result should be optimistic.

The typical feature of this kind of girl is that her feelings are exposed. She can cry if she wants to, and laugh if she likes, which often makes people feel a little ridiculous. This kind of girl is also chased, which makes oldfriend feel strange, but I heard that love is often blind. Oldfriend will understand the meaning of this sentence better when he sees the emotional experience of his friends around him. Crazy girls are like wild horses. If you feel that you don't have enough ability to drive it, don't rush after it and choose another one. If you feel good about yourself, you can have a try. First of all, you should give her the impression that you are awesome (whether he is a T or an F, haha), so that she can worship you well. Before catching up, you'd better sum up your own strengths and design the time for the show so that she can look up to you unconsciously. With this good start, we can launch a full-scale attack. Just go out with her a few times more (you can choose a friend who is not as handsome as you but stronger than you, haha) and show your elegance more, and her heart will slowly move closer to you. Don't catch her at once, or it will come and go quickly. You should try to get her into a trap. Your task is to create as many opportunities as possible to contact and show your talents. Wait until her heart is completely suitable for you.

It is a common problem to like girls older than themselves, and it is a fine tradition for lovers to be older than girls and younger than boys. For a novice who has just entered the field of love, there is no need to panic in this situation. Go! But in the process of pursuing, we must pay attention to the following points:

Never act like a little boy. Even a truly mature woman wants to be spoiled rather than spoiled. When you encounter difficulties or problems, you must take the lead and don't ask her to protect you. Your subjective judgment is very important. Don't act like a parrot in front of the girl you like.

B: I am mentally older than you, which should be your mantra when she has an idea. Let her feel that this is really more realistic than her biological age.

C: I must never think that she is older than me. I must forget this when I chase her.

Lesson one

Chasing a girl, of course, you must first know the girl's code name, and then you must have that meaning to her.

Send a message: I enjoyed chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?

Note: If the girl agrees, it will take some thought to find a place, which can be a quiet bar, and don't go to the restaurant for the time being.

Lesson 2

When you get home from your date, don't forget to send a message: Nice talking to you. I look forward to seeing you again. Good Night!

Let her know that you are a sweet person. The next day, you can send her a funny one. For example:

1. This is the panda's birthday. He was asked what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo.

2. I am Yuanmou from Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou; I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love, let's walk upright.

Let her know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Don't make dirty jokes!

Lesson 3

Girls are vain. Usually, you can send something like this:

1, I think what you are wearing today is very special and cute.

2. Seeing your beautiful skirt today will make my eyes fall.

Don't be stingy with your description of beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4

I've been in contact for a while, and it's time for you to present your treasure. Use yours to please the girl you like.

1, (hint) If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other stupidly, live stupidly, snuggle up and be silly together.

2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, your mouth will smile and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think that you can't; E. all of the above.

4. (Issue weather forecast) Tomorrow's minimum temperature 1 degree and maximum temperature1degree. Let me tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add another dress (XX, yourself).

Lesson Five

The advantage of hair is that it can say things that you usually dare not say to your face. Even if she is sour, girls like sweet talk and care about others. But pay attention to the following matters:

1, the number is small, girls should not like the boys in their mother-in-law's house, are you tired of being around you all day?

2, don't always copy online, and use your own thinking.

3, occasionally it rains for three days and dries the net for two days, playing hard to get. After repeated bombing, all of a sudden, no one sent it for a day or two. When you really become a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send it to me today. When she sent it to you on her own initiative, no matter what she said, you were already halfway.

4. After giving you enough care, the first thing a girl sends you is often complaining, such as I'm bored to death, I'm about to collapse, I'm depressed and so on. Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Girls need it most and are the easiest to pursue success. Encourage her as soon as possible: in fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will always disperse. In fact, the sea is not wide, even the other side is sweet with tears. I want you when your heart wants it.

How do boys chase girls?

It's too easy for boys to chase girls. After reading this article, you will become an expert.

Don't say anything until it's ripe. Some boys have only dated people a few times, and then they want to further establish relationships. This is a bad thing. The beauty of love is that you don't have to say anything. Clear, clear, but not beautiful. Originally, people were willing to come out and talk to you alone, indicating that girls have a good impression on you. But sometimes you can't even say it yourself, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty, so don't blame others for staying away. Look around at the love that died before it started. Many of them are caused by boys not mastering the temperature.

Put your fist away for a better attack. What if the girl refuses? Some people say that we should pursue hard and persevere. Actually, it is not. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it is hard for you to bear the dirty eyes of girls and the mocking eyes of peers. Why don't you stop and take a break? This not only protects one's dignity but also leaves a way out, thus creating opportunities for the future. Let her wander in the crowd. When she hits a wall, go to her again, and she will realize that you are the one who loves her most. Even if you really can't give up, you should pay attention to the ways and means to find her. Don't let her find you annoying. This is usually difficult to do.

Don't be too explicit and learn to care about her silently. Treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only in this way can you get her attention among a large group of boys screaming around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention.

Don't enter unless absolutely necessary. A boy who always runs to the girls' dormitory will not attract girls too much affection. Some student union cadres often run to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then stay there all the time, which brings a lot of inconvenience to others and the effect will only be counterproductive. The root cause of this result is still too explicit.

Strategic contempt ... tactical value ... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together and so on. You'd better look at these things with a normal heart, and don't have a burden, you'd better suffer from loss. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she casually says. Some boys are easy to be romantic, which is the reason. However, we should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, the first conversation should pay attention to discretion, and it is best not to involve the scope of love. Let's talk about childhood. It's not good to go straight to the point! Girls should be wary of you like wolves.

Might as well kiss up less. You praised her for her beauty. If she is really beautiful, then you are only the 700th person to praise her for her beauty, and what impressed her most is probably the first person to praise her like this. If she is plain-looking, there is no telling what will happen if you praise her like this. If she finds out you're not sincere, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. Before catching up with her, you didn't master the performance of the temperature.

Don't be so macho. A boy finally invited a girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had already paid the bill for him and he wanted to pay her back. Girls don't want to. He was angry that the girl stripped him of his face. The girl cried with anger. Girls pay for him, which shows that they have a good impression on him. He lost his temper instead of trying to please him. No wonder he is going to be single. Few girls will have a good impression on boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember!

Unite the majority. Almost every girl has one or two closest girlfriends. When everything else is blocked, they are your road to success. You can know whether girls are interested in you through them, and you can also convey your meaning through them. This is much better than what you said directly. Don't ignore this new force. I have seen the boy succeed in this way more than once.

Finally, I want to remind you that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; The way others fail may be just your beauty. I only mention some principles here, and I must not copy them mechanically. If it ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, even the Jade Emperor can't help it. As the ancients said, it is the best policy to defeat the enemy without fighting.

A girl wrote: how to chase girls, super classic.

First, what kind of first impression should I leave on MM (time: I just started to contact MM)

1, I think the most important thing is to let MM see your self-motivated.

The greatest charm of a man lies in his successful career. Young people can't be "successful" if they don't work long hours. At this time, you should make MM feel that you are a self-motivated person.

Others can talk nonsense, but this question cannot be vague. You must tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you have a long-term plan. In a word, your future is not a dream.

2. Be confident and responsible.

Don't be a child. Girls are lazy and want to find someone to rely on. You should show your confidence and sense of responsibility.

It's better to have a wrong choice than no choice at all.

Not too formal, but not too casual.

Be serious where you should be serious, and ridicule when you should be ridiculed.

Girls like men who are a little cynical, so it seems that they don't care about anything, which is too dull.

Step 4 look mature

A leisurely man has fatal attraction to mm.

Second, how to further contact MM (time: the stage of starting to chase)

1, the most important thing at this stage is not to worry, not to make things so clear that people can see at a glance that you are chasing others.

Think about it. Most people don't like you at first sight, but they don't hate you at first sight. They are all children of ordinary people (unless you look like Chow Yun Fat, Andy Lau or kevin costner). Good feelings need to be realized through constant understanding, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want.

Think about it from the girl's point of view: if you rush directly to have sex, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find that I don't like you after a while, it won't be a lie, will it? So if you come out resolutely from the beginning, you will basically be bored back immediately.

Step 2 start with a low profile

First of all, we should position the relationship as a "friend", which is originally an "ordinary friend". You want to be a good friend with taste.

You can also ask the other person to be a "confidante" or something. Anyway, don't say "chase you".

Think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then there is less chance for a girl to "refuse" you-how can you refuse if you don't chase her? !

This can relieve the psychological pressure of girls and let you have a smooth relationship. Don't fantasize about agreeing to marry you after three days. You should communicate fully and understand that feelings don't come out of thin air.

Don't be too impatient in the process of communication.

Relax and don't pester others all day. Anyone who does this to you will get tired of it. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing girls is eight words-"hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the crystallization of my classmates' efforts for many years).

Staying with people all day, naturally you won't think you are good. If you are indifferent for a day or two, girls will remember the benefits of your existence.

Also, don't show the ambition of "you don't want to marry". It is not good for the price to drop too low. Sometimes you can play a little trick.

4. Create opportunities appropriately.

I said before, don't turn things into "you are chasing others" right away, you need to get close to girls. At this time, it depends on your creativity.

You can collect information and find ways to turn waiting for rabbits into encounters; You can also pretend to be casual and find the best reason to invite someone to do something with you.

In short, this is the most technical place. If it is really not feasible, you can consult your predecessors.

5. Never: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually.

Some people are eager to chase girls and like to give things to others often, but they don't know that chasing girls is the most taboo.

As the saying goes, "something for nothing". You are putting pressure on others by giving them something like this. People will feel indebted to you, so they will try to repay you. If there is no way to pay you back, they will try to stay away from you so as not to owe you a favor all the time.

If you want to show your sincerity, please invite girls to spend money together, such as finding a good restaurant to eat or an expensive place to play together. Girls can naturally see that you spent a lot of money, but after all, the money was spent by two people, not taken home.

Third, what is a "girlfriend"?

1, "girlfriend" is a fact, not a promise.

You start dating girls, from "ordinary friends" to "good friends" to "very, very good friends who talk about everything". On a sunny afternoon, you "accidentally" held her hand; In "Willow Shoot on the Moon", you suddenly attack and kiss her. At this time, she is already your girlfriend. Whether she admits it or not, she already thinks you are her boyfriend.

I know the best. I didn't ask "Would you like to be my girlfriend" until I went to bed. Finally, the girl was anxious: "Why don't you ask me to be your girlfriend!" "

So, don't rush to pierce enough paper, the more hazy the situation, the better for you.

2. What is "confession"?

As I said before, confession is actually just a form, and the correct order should be: in fact, you have become your girlfriend, and you can confess to others. Many people don't understand this problem. They always feel that people promise to be their girlfriends first, and then what? I can only say that he is very, very "simple" and very, very "stupid".

3. Have you ever had to confess?

Yes, for example, there is a third party, or your relationship with a girl is immature, but two people may be separated for a while.

At this time, confession is an immature confession, which is very risky. It is similar to the grim situation when playing Go. The backward side was forced to release the "winning hand". If you win, you win. If you lose, you can only say that you are born with bad luck.

4. Don't export the word "love" easily.

I often see "bold confession". To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment and even a responsibility.

A man who casually says "love" is irresponsible.

Fourth, civilized love cannot be forced.

1, not every MM can catch up with a good girl, there will always be many people chasing, it is impossible to satisfy everyone's wishes, and there will always be losers. For example, even if you study hard and master the principle of chasing MM, you can't catch up with either twin. Look at the problem from another angle. No matter how nice she is to you, a little rural nanny who didn't graduate from primary school will be willing to be a cow and a horse for you, and you won't fall in love with her. If she cries and pesters you every day, you must feel bored.

So love needs a material foundation, at least a balance.

2. Chasing MM is a serious social activity.

Don't bother others, leave yourself a way out. Why don't men have wives? Some MMS are snobs (few). If you are not convinced, you can prove with facts that "she was blind at that time". Never mistake others for yourself.

Finally, don't be cynical in front of MM, cynicism sometimes means "you are a loser".

Tips for chasing girls

The more times you touch a woman, the easier it is for her to fall in love with you.

Touching women can enhance intimacy (physical contact is the best way to get closer to women, and how to touch women without trace requires excellent skills.

It would be great if I could have a chance to touch her knees or hands. But if it's a first date, don't do this. In coffee shops and restaurants,

You'd better choose side by side seats (that's the chance). If you choose a seat facing each other, you won't have a chance to touch each other. In the female body, the left side (roughly the left side)

Half is the right half, but for left-handed women, it is the right half. This is a non-daily area and it is easy to feel. Therefore, it is best to have women on your left, if you use.

If you put your left hand around a woman from her left rear, she will fall into your arms. Then look forward to further good results. The difference between a popular man and an unpopular man

Popular men always keep a wide distance from women who are not ideal, but for women who want them, there are ways to keep them around. Women are one of the most attractive men.

Curiosity is bound to arise (curiosity is a fatal wound for women), which can be used in interesting conversations and fresh intelligence information. If you don't have

Being popular, even if the other person is curious, I can only try my best to avoid seeing you. Unpopular men are always lonely around, hoping to be in a lively atmosphere at any time.

If you want to be a popular man, you must have confidence (self-confidence but not arrogance is the only way to chase your girlfriend, remember! ), and good interpersonal relationships, I believe that in this way, a good girl will belong to you.

From a friend to a lover, I finally got a chance to ask her out, but I didn't know what gift to bring. On this occasion, it is best to bring a flower, so that you may pin it on her chest or give it to her.

In fact, it naturally forms an opportunity to kiss each other. As for dining, you may be cautious for the first time, but after the second time, you can choose food for two people to enhance each other.

Intimate relationship. If you can have a big bite with her, then your relationship is not just a friend, but a lover. Give yourself a chance to step into her inner world.

After the other person becomes your girlfriend, many people worry that their relationship will not go on. In fact, these people either don't care too much or often give opportunities to enhance their feelings.

Slip away quietly among women, we attach great importance to the boys who want to help women with their coats, because at the moment of taking off their coats, if there are men present, it is easy for women to have the illusion of lovers.

. If you can say "put things that are easy to forget on my side" when you take the bus, it will bring you closer to her. But if these behaviors are used improperly, then

But it will be self-defeating The occasional mystery is very important to women. Compared with men introduced by others or known in the workplace, men who occasionally associate can suck more.

Attract women, if this accidental situation happens again and again, then women will be convinced of the existence of fate. But can you create a second chance? In fact, this is something that everyone can do.

If you want to meet a girl anyway, you can check her commuting route and other related matters in detail, which will make it easy to get a second chance.

Only by accepting a woman's sight can you become a successful man. Women always pay attention to the essential existence of men's true colors, so when they know that men's true colors are not their favorite type, they are likely to take the opportunity to escape.

If it suits her taste, it's better to make some changes. Good memory is a characteristic of women. Some men forget a sentence, but women remember it clearly, so you

You must remember everything you said to her. What kind of gift does she want? In terms of gifts, if a girlfriend likes small things, she can give a ring, a watch or flowers.

For example, if she likes big items, you can win her heart by sending big dolls or large and numerous bouquets. Generally speaking, people who like small things are mostly mature.

People, because these items can be placed within their own control, so most of them will not follow their inclinations. Most women who like big dolls are a little childish, so when she

You may haunt your boyfriend when you are happy. However, it is also possible that after you are tired of hugging dolls, you don't want to hug you anymore. In this respect, women who like small things will make you pay more, but it seems to be more than.

It is easier to cultivate long-term love. There is a principle when kissing a woman, that is, to press her against the wall. Women can find the steps because I can't hide against the wall (-no

No! ! If you want to kiss a girl, give her a step, even a strong kiss is easy to succeed! ) come down. The unavoidable situation is a very important factor in psychology. On second thought.

Before you become an erotic expert, you have to be familiar with all kinds of skills and understand women's psychology in order to win the final victory. Finally, when choosing a bar or restaurant, it is best to choose steps, because this will make

You have more excuses to get close to her. If you can hold her hand, it will make her peel off a layer of defense, and the only thing left is to kiss her. If you give in to women too much

Or attitude, a woman is a lovely and horrible animal. The main difference between women and men is that they both have two kinds of personalities. On the surface, they look gentle, but in fact, their hearts are ok.

Say it's mother's day. Men who are not good at pursuing women can easily succumb to this horror. Men who are not used to facing such women will succumb to women's words or smiles and become indecisive.