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Talk about being envied.

First, if I can meet so many sexy and beautiful fairies along the way, I will also learn from them.

Second, you never know how painful I am.

Third, all indifference is due to lack of love, and other reasons are pure nonsense!

Fourth, life is unsatisfactory, and life is earth-shattering.

Since your highness promised me, she is determined to go through fire and water.

Six, no country, no big hands can't protect you. If something happens to you, I can only come out handsome.

Seven, to graduate, I don't know what to give my teacher, so I have to give him my knowledge.

Eight, I envy people who have stories, unlike I have lived for more than ten years and used a handsome word to describe them.

Nine, the phone bill and traffic gave birth to a child called downtime.

I know how many dangers lie ahead, and I will be better tomorrow.

11. Girls always blush in front of you. Hold her hand firmly and take her to the hospital to confirm whether she is constipated.

If you don't love me, give me back my cigarette, my wine, my pride and me.

Thirteen, I think I have some capital, but I don't have you in my heart.

It doesn't matter. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

I heard that it rained in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If you do this, the rain will be in vain.

Sixteen, when others praise me, I am worried that others praise me not enough.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

Eighteen, I am like this, doomed to be different from you, thank you for not appreciating, my style is limited edition.

Nineteen, she made a mistake, why should I make it up?

Twenty, how can we admit defeat and dominate the Wulin?

Remember, you will regret it one day.

I know I'm human, so I won't grin at dogs.

Twenty-three, whoever wants to disturb my silence, I will destroy his glory.

Twenty-four, no love in previous lives, no mixing in this life, no chaos in the afterlife.

I hope to find someone who is worried about losing me.

1, there is always a cry, which makes people grow up instantly.

2. Love those who treat you well and forget those who don't cherish you.

3. I hate that sometimes I have to pretend as if nothing has happened when I hear something that hurts me to death.

4. Strong people will cry, but never give up.

No matter how strong a person is, he will get hurt. No matter how optimistic, it will hurt.

6. It doesn't matter if you watch too much. It doesn't matter if it hurts again.

7. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? It seems that they will only push their luck.

8, always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness, in order to understand people's hearts.

9. In fact, there are many simple happiness in this world, and we are always entangled in those complicated happiness.

10, don't blame others for letting you down. Blame yourself for expecting too much.

1 1, can someone see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability?

12, when a girl is silent, her mind must be full of thoughts.

13, I don't need to be understood by anyone, let alone explain myself to anyone.

14, it is yours, it is yours. The more you persist, the easier it is to lose. We have worked hard, cherished and have a clear conscience. Leave the rest to fate.

15, loneliness means that there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

16, sometimes pretending to be strong for a long time, the heart is really strong.

17, sometimes very tired, don't want to talk, don't want to move, don't need comfort and companionship, just want to be alone.

18, the funny thing is that time goes by, as if nothing has changed, but when I look back, everything has changed.

19, it's good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.

20. Little people, little desires and little satisfaction are great happiness.

2 1. In this impetuous society, it is better to be smart than to pretend to be deaf.

22. Thank those who know me, see through me and are still with me.

23. A strong person can't cope with everything, but he can ignore all the injuries.

24, don't go in the past, because it has passed; Don't go against reality, because you have to live.

25. Similar people are suitable for having fun together, while complementary people are suitable for growing old together.

26. I hope to find someone who is worried about losing me.

27, escape, not necessarily hide; Facing is not necessarily the worst.

28. What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.

29, you have to work hard, you can only give yourself what you want; Someone else gave it to you, so you have to ask yourself if you can afford it.

Don't dwell on an embarrassing thing for too long. If you struggle for a long time, you will be bored, painful, tired, sad and heartbroken.

Personality of 202 1: If you don't bother me, you are not afraid that I will be warmed by others.

1, don't promise at will, it will break a person's heart at will.

2, I love Kai Ko, don't explain!

3. Some people, you are desperate to stay, but you get tired.

4. If you love each other, join hands to grow old together; If I miss it, I wish him well.

I can't stand your philandering, just like you can't accept an affair.

6. If you don't bother me, you are not afraid that I will be warmed by others.

7. I am not the guardian of the moral bottom line. I'm just one of the few people in this city who have an emotional cleanliness.

I just want someone who will always be by my side no matter how difficult it is.

9. Who cares that I feel bad because I stand up and touch my hand?

10, fireworks are not perfect until dark. . .

1 1. softness is an unfair kindness, helping others wronged themselves but being regarded as a fool by others.

12, I think I'm crazy. I'm so sad, but I have to smile and say nothing.

13, people who study tirelessly will become talents.

14, a lot of things you know need to be put aside, but the only regret is that there is no chance to say goodbye:

15, I heard that May 4th is because there are only three days off on May 1st!

Don't worry about me, world.

1, I'm worried that you are the same as others, and I'm worried that you are different from others.

2. Some people always worry, while others never worry. Some troubles are eternal and distant, while others are short-lived and imminent. Trouble is like a cold. After one person is worried, more people will follow. I'm worried and not worried. I just want to be one, worrying for a while and not worrying for a while. What are you worried about in this world?

3. I am worried. The child will say to me faintly: You will never enter my world. Feel my pride and efforts.

I'm afraid your silence is like a solid wall.

She blew happiness into the balloon and the breeze took it away. She blew the absurdity into the balloon, and the rainstorm took it away. She blew fatigue into the balloon and the morning mist took it away. The balloon flew out of their sight, and they gave their bellies back to heaven and earth bit by bit.

6. Send you a magic letter. If you like me, the letter will become fragrant and sweet. If you are tired of me, letters will become bitter and smelly. If you are not sure about the answer, the letter will tell you the most correct answer. If you burn the magic letter, When it turns to ashes, you will start to miss me strongly, and you will feel sorry for your boredom. You will regret it for the rest of your life.