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It is really difficult to find a story-telling manuscript within 5 minutes, usually more than 20 minutes.

I posted the first half of Zhuge Liang's rhetoric and Confucianism below:

Zhang Zibu argued with Kong Ming.

Kong Ming walked into the "guesthouse". Scholars of this class in Jiangnan are all sitting in their seats.

All right. Then he bowed his hand at Zhuge Liang: "Please! Please. Please! "

Zhuge Liang is very sensitive to this scene. They are called "please", please.

What is this? Please sit down before you speak. "Please sit down, don't go?

Send ",this kind of words will be said by a three-year-old child, and this truth is understood by illiterate people.

Yes, why don't these doctors in Jiangdong say "sit"?

It makes sense for people in Jiangdong to say "please" instead of "sit down".

Because there is no seat for Kong Ming in the hall. What's wrong with such a big four-sided hall?

Will he have no seat? Initially, a "guest house" and an official hall were set up on both sides of the hall.

Because some things are difficult to decide in the hall, Wu Wen can't think when standing in the classroom.

Get in the way, they will be exhausted after a long time. You can retire temporarily at this time.

The literati retreated to the "guesthouse", and the military commanders retreated to the official hall to sit down and discuss again.

If it concerns the literati, then Sun Quan will go to the "guest house" to discuss with the doctors. if

It's a matter of military commanders. Sun Quan went to Guanting to discuss with the generals. Let's not talk about "welcoming the hotel".

It's still the official hall. Everyone has seats. Now Zhang Zhao has inquired about it.

Zhuge Liang must sit still, so that his thoughts can be turned out and he can speak.

The head is right and the tactics are full. So, Zhang Zhao ordered his men to take all the empty seats.

All the seats have been removed, and there are only 20 seats for more than 20 of us. bag

Just now, Zhu Gejin left with his front foot and moved the seat with his back foot. Let you be clear

Come on, just stand. So you can't say, "Please sit down!" If you say it, Kong Ming

Will say, please come and sit down, why are there no seats? Then we have to give up our seats.

Give it to him. Now it's called "please", and it is stipulated that as long as you stand, you should "stand"

I can't say it, I just understand it myself. In the final analysis, these people (including Kong Ming

) are talented and intelligent literati, so they are outspoken.

It is the choice of words that makes the war of words more refined.

When Kong Ming saw that there were no seats around, he thought to himself, This is an arduous task.

The topic is over. All I have to do is sit down, raise my beard in one hand and fan in the other, and make a good plan.

Come out slowly and make you ever-changing. I always answer like a stream. Now call me a fan.

Stand here, you are all sitting. What's the point? People have no place to live,

Ask in front and answer, ask in the back and rotate your body, so run forward.

After the jump, won't it break? Kong Ming's eyes first turned to the "hotel".

Take a look in the room, haha! No more, no less, only one seat. How can that be?

Suddenly there is no, and suddenly there is? Of course, this is not something you have to have.

Other chairs in the hall can be moved by Zhang Zhao, only one chair is

Sun Quan's exclusive seat, he dare not move it anyway. Because Sun Quan often comes.

Even if he doesn't come, no one will touch him. one more

This seat is empty today, which makes you sad to see Zhuge Liang.

Just like a child wants what he wants, he never gets it.

You Kongming is a guest of Jiangxia County. This is the exclusive seat of the six monarchs in Jiangdong. you

Can only watch, not qualified to sit. If you sit down, you won't be a presumptuous guest.

Lord?

At that time, when Kong Ming saw that this seat was condescending, he thought it must be Sun Quan.

The location of. But he has made up his mind that as long as there is an empty seat, no matter who it is,

I Zhuge Liang will sit down after all. I'm sorry unless you move this seat.

Ming can only stand. To tell you the truth, you put a seat below, and I took it.

I can't show the authority of my strategist, but I'm on an equal footing with you people. at present

After sitting in this seat, you won't be wronged if I call you "Liegong".

Kongming thought of this and walked slowly to the first single seat.

When these literati saw that Kong Ming was going in that direction, they all looked at Zhang Zhao: This.

An old noodle is really going to sit down. Teacher Zhang is calm, which means you don't have to be coquettish.

Move, you can rest assured that Zhuge Liang is rational after all. Ask him to sit down, and neither will he.

Dare to sit. If he really sits on it, I can say that if he can't stand up, I will stand up.

You can say to him, "Mr. Kong Ming, you are Liu Bei's strategist. How do you go to Jiang? "

East has seized the only seat and created a crisis? So, what are you?

He is a farmer in Nanyang, a countryman, and knows nothing. How did you make Liu Bei?

Strategist, how did you get to our Jiangdong and convince Liu, the main union, to refuse Cao? Not much.

Said, and quickly turned Jiangxia. "As long as this talk, he was in distress situation.

Fidgeting.

At this time, Kong Ming went to the edge of the single seat, and he was also thinking about it. If this is the case,

Sit down, all wet, pigtails were caught by them, no use.

Hou Yisheng went to the church, and everything we discussed all night went down the drain. That was Kong Ming just now.

There will be countless gossips in the future, and one of them is not afraid of anything. Now Zhuge Liang

Come, everyone is timid and hesitant.

Zhang Zhao, he is in no hurry, thinking about how to speak. He thought, I

If I don't speak at last, I will speak, and I will say a word. In fact,

You want to say something, that's impossible. Zhang Zhao, the question you asked

It must be important, even a blockbuster. However, Kong, you feel the importance of the problem.

Ming thought it over and over again. Mr. Zhang thought for a moment, next to gu.

Yongwangwang: Gu Lao, I'll have a meeting first. There are three ways to speak in my stomach, that is.

Like a general on the battlefield, play three rounds to explore the opponent's reality. But, I

These three times are also very powerful. If I can win these three times, then things will be solved.

The blade is solved. If I lose, Please come up and see me. I'll wait for two.

A dozen people took turns arguing with him, which made him thirsty and exhausted.

Gu Yong saw Mr. Zhang staring at him and knew that Mr. Zhang was going to talk, and his heart was there.

Make up your mind: you, Zhang Zhao, are the most prestigious literati in our class, and you only have talent.

The best. You won. Let's push everyone out of the wall, with a plan, with a plan.

Seeks, the kongming shamelessly said to lobbyists; If you lose, so do I.

Don't make a fool of yourself, why bother! -the war of words hasn't started yet, he has already

Think about the retreat.

Then Zhang stood up, put his hand in front of him and said, "See you next time.

Strategist "

When Kong Ming heard that someone was taking care of him, he realized that the war of words had begun. This person comes from

I don't know who I am, but I don't know my first and last name. But Kong, ask him.

Do you want to? Therefore, I opened my eyes slightly and looked at the visitor, but I saw about thirty.

Eight feet old, with a gauze hat and a red robe, the family dressed up as a doctor. Secretly thought:

Those who can bear the brunt will definitely be unlucky. This man looks familiar. commemorate

When crossing the river, Lu Su once introduced it, and its appearance and costume are exactly the same. It must be written by Sun Quan.

Zhang Zhao, a red man. So Kong Ming did not hesitate to call him by his first name: "Mr. Zibu."

Ah! I don't know him. I met him here for the first time in my life. Why?

I don't know him, but he feels at home like an old friend reunited after a long separation? therefore

Standing there thinking.

When Kong Ming saw him stay, he thought, you really are Zhang Zhao. You are a scholar.

First of all, I'm sure I can expect both, and I'm good at asking questions. I, Kongming, catch the thief first, and catch the king first today.

I'll try to stop you and see how you literati end up! So make a gesture.

It seems that you are disdainful. Since you claim to be next, I won't be polite to you.

Just fight.

"I've heard that Mr. Gao is better than tube and music. I wonder if this is true.

Huh? "

In short, it is a round. I heard that when you were in Wollongong,

I often compare myself with Guan Zhong and Le Yi. Although we heard some things in Jiangdong,

After all, from the mouth of others, I am afraid of blackmail. Today's opportunity, face to face, can be.

Is there such a saying? This is really dangerous. If Kong Ming says it did happen, then

Mr. Zhang will say that Guan Zhong helped Qi Henggong and nine princes, and helped the weak swallow to cut the strong Qi.

In more than 70 cities, both of them have experienced talents. You, Kong Ming, are an ordinary person in the countryside.

If you boast that you are in charge and you are happy, you will not be arrogant or boastful! If Kong Ming

If you don't admit this statement, you won't be oppressed: seeing the literati in Jiangdong is extremely scared.

The first round is a shoo-in In a word, it's not good to say yes or no.

No, both sides are dead.

Hearing Zhang Zhao's questioning, Kong Ming felt really bad, so I met him today.

Opponents. Before I came out, I was well thought out and prepared in many ways in my study.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhao asked cleverly and unexpectedly, but it was difficult to prevaricate at the moment.

As the saying goes: a wise man who worries too much will lose something; A fool may give advice to a wise man. he

Our literati in Jiangdong are brilliant and superb in pen and ink. Although I am a fairy arrival,

There will inevitably be mistakes. But at the beginning of the war of words, didn't I even have a parry?

Default loss? No way! This is no small matter. I lost to them in this battle.

Can't be based on Jiangdong, so we have to turn to Jiangxia County. Cao Cao is unbeaten, but Han is not.

Being able to flourish shows that Liu Bei's three-point world has been wasted.

The hardest part is actually at the beginning, just like going to the battlefield. If the other party plays, use it.

The killer really found it difficult to deal with, so he had to try his best and was at a loss. if

The two generals were just fighting wits and wits. After a long time, they became familiar with each other and killed the enemy.

Life. Fortunately, today is a literary struggle, and there is no life in and out. I, Kong Ming, just calmly confront the enemy.

Don't get cold feet. Kong Ming thought of this and his mood has calmed down. You and me

Confucian scholars in Jiangdong have no hatred the day before, but have no hatred recently. Why do they have to quarrel? not have

Not all to save the territory and defeat Cao Cao. At this point, we have * * *.

Language. But you must give up if all the names; I want to fight and help Liu Bei win the world.

At the same time, it is also for the sake of your master Sun Quan's reputation. Those who fell, the hearts of the people,

Less help; This war should be natural and smooth, and the general trend is also inevitable. When you went to war with Zhang Zhaoyi,

I'm sharp-edged, and I have to be tit for tat. I can't be polite to you. Yao Ke

Angry to see sun quan, can only be polite. Do you think I'm Kong Mingcan?

Answer you "yes" or "no"? This can really be described as a "villain".

Heart, belly of a gentleman. "If I really get the job you expect, it's not called."

Wolong ",why not say" lying worm "is more accurate? Therefore, Zhang Zhao is tilted.

A little finger, a sneer: "hey ... this bright life is a big deal!" " "

I compare myself with management and pleasure, which is really the most modest comparison in my life.

Metaphor. My talent, since ancient times, no one can compare with it because

This has to be humiliated and condescended. Let's make an analogy between Guan Zhong and Le Yi. but

Doesn't mean I can only compete with them. On the contrary, my talent is far from them.

Above. Your question is unexpected, and I can answer it well.

Zhang Zhao never imagined that Kong Ming would be so supercilious.

It has reached its peak. Teacher Zhang knows in his heart that he should manage himself and enjoy himself.

Away from our dynasty. Although I don't believe his works, I'm unreliable.

On the basis of. He looked at Zhuge Liang, although you boasted:

Pretend to be conceited, but you, Kong Ming, didn't take advantage. It was just a hollow shot.

Let's get started. The fun is yet to come, and you will be at a loss. See hole

His face lit up, and then the second sentence blurted out: "Ah! Sir, you

This statement is too late! "

"What happened later?" I'm not late at all.

"Liu Huangshu visited the thatched cottage three times and saw your husband say' like a duck to water'." foot

When I went down to Xinye, I saw that my uncle was just a tiny place and wanted to sweep Jingxiang. Unexpectedly, once

Has returned to Cao Cao. Excuse me, why is this? "

As Kong Ming said, Guan Zhong and Le Yi are not as good as you. Why is Jing Xiang-jiu of Liu Biao?

Counties were annexed by Cao Cao, but Liu Bei didn't benefit? Isn't that about you?

Can't do it, can't do it? Defeat Changbanpo and even settle down.

There is nothing in it, how can it compare with management and music? Zhang Zhao is the first round.

It is developed in three rounds.

After the first round, Kong Ming understood Zhang Zhao's intention: do your best.

Despise me and raise myself. Don't think how good your talent is,

Trying to bring me down with all kinds of accusations. To be honest, I'm not willing to open my mouth now.

I'll give you some color to see see. He held out a left hand and tried to say, "Broad vision."

Take the land of the Han Dynasty ... "The land of the Han Dynasty refers to Jingxiang, also known as Jingchu, because

In the past, it was the boundary of Chu. It means, in my opinion, Zhuge Liang should take Jing Xiang.

Nine counties. He flipped his left hand up and down and said to Zhang Zhao, "It's as simple as flipping a palm."

It's as simple as flipping your palm.

Zhang Zhao thought that Zhuge Liang had many flowers. He just held out a little finger, and now

Now he takes out his other hand, another big lie. Nine counties as big as Jingxiang

Even if no one is stationed, Liu Bei's occupation will not happen overnight, saying

You Zhuge Liang can do anything, and you can't get it at your fingertips.

When Zhuge Liang saw that Zhang Zhao didn't believe it, he knew he was suspicious again. Think in your heart and say big.

It's just an act, it's hard to say. How can you win people's trust if you just talk nonsense?

People? Two fires killed two hundred thousand Cao soldiers. I'm afraid I can't blow it off just by boasting.

Yes! If you don't believe me, I naturally have reason to make you not doubt. He said: "

Liu Wangbiao, the boss, sent Jingxiang three times. "

Listen to it. Is it like a somersault? Liu Biao invited my master Liu Bei before his death.

To go to Jingzhou, above the banquet, he repeatedly asked my master Liu Bei to be the boss.

After the death of the king, he received the ninth army of Jingxiang; Because neither of his sons is as good as Liu.

The watch is so powerful that it is simply unbearable for this job. At this time, as long as my master Liu Bei promises one

It sounds "good". Jingxiang's land is uncle's territory, and no one can compete for it. because

This continued: "He Nai, my Lord can't bear to take the land of the same clan. However, Liu Biao

The second son, Liu Cong, listened to the slanderers of Cai and Zhang, and secretly sent Cao out. Sure enough, Meng De took Jing Xiang.

And so rampant. Adults are in Jiangxia County today. There is no good plan. "It means to tell.

You: Although Jing Xiang has been returned to Cao Cao, my uncle is not a mediocre person, just

Why can't you run away and build a new foundation? Although it is Jiangxia County now,

However, there are already incisive opinions. So, he said, "You have to wait and see!"

My uncle's ambition is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people of your generation.

Yes, this is something you can't imagine. So he said, "Sparrows know swans.

Ambition! "Maybe swans are ambitious. Do you know these birds?

Kong Ming said, "Then he gave Mr. Zhang a sneer.

After listening to these words, Zhang Zhao felt that Kong Ming was really glib and tactful.

Clear pronunciation and mellow voice, unable to distinguish. Both rounds were easily blocked by him.

His intelligence is obvious. I have prepared three sentences, and now I have the most left.

After that, if you are defeated, I think I am no match for you, and I am willing to worship.

Have a good wind. It is important to say "ah! Sir, I heard that Xu Yuan recommended him directly. "

This is not bad, Kong Ming thought. I didn't know Liu Bei before because of Xu.

Shu recommended it in Xinye.

"Yuan Zhi said in Shili Pavilion, Mr. Wang looked up to know astronomy, and bowed his head to know astronomy.

You can know the harmony between people and planes by looking at geography, and you know everything by six strategies.

Know everything. The so-called astronomy, geography, wind and cloud, meteorology, and prosperous times.

Bad luck. The solution to chaos is hidden in the abdomen, the strategy is in the chest, and the talents in the world are in the chest.

Win management and music over Sun and Wu. Megatron is all over the world "

I asked Xu Shu to help Liu Bei, and I was forced to be a traitor. Out of helplessness, it is indeed growing.

Pavilion, praise my Kong Ming to such an extent. Listen to him.

"Uncle heard, but braved the snow in first frost, Mr Three Gu in the thatched cottage.

In the middle. "

Liu Bei heard that you, Kong Ming, had such great talent, so he avoided it and rushed into the wind.

Xue, it is not easy to ask Zhuge Liang to be sincere and firm.

"Mr In longzhong, tuck and sit; Be proud and romantic. Take xinghan as the first step.

Go up and help. Since Liu Huangshu is a matter, we should promote the interests of the people and get rid of thieves. emperor

Although naive, he knows that he is like a tiger with wings, which is the icing on the cake.

Imperial heroes and hermits in the mountains, wait and see: Sir will save the people.

Come out of the mire and see the light of day again. "

Hearing this, Kong Ming felt more and more that Zhang Zhao was an unusual person. It was written by Sun Quan.

Next to the first counselor. Speak calmly. I did my best in the first two rounds.

To belittle me, this time uncharacteristically, full of praise, let me know.

This move is so exaggerated that it seems that there is no life in the sky and no life in the ground. however

Zhang Zhao's original intention is not to accept me, nor to convince me, but to belittle me.

My means. He praised me first, saying that I was extremely capable. Take it.

Use examples to deny the preface, and let everyone down, the less I have.

Very capable. This is called holding high, hitting high, and plunging. This trick is a common hand of literati.

Law. It's amazing, but I'm ready. Listen to his voice, now.

It's time to change. Your words are dangerous, but I have an answer. I'll refute them after listening.

you

"Pang, ..."

Sure enough, the foothold turned over. Later, Cao Cao was killed, and everyone in the world.

Let's see how Zhuge Liang and Cao Cao play.

"Disappointed, abandon armour and flee; Abandon a new field and be fascinated.

City, defeated Sun, ran to Xiakou; You can't protect Liu Biao's inheritance in the world, but you will catch the orphan next.

Territory. The battle between Guan Zhong and Le Yi may not be like this! Try to say it, I hope.

No offense. "Say, Mr. Zhang Liao will squint at Kong Ming." Hey!

Hey ..... "Laugh head and neck like a steel wire winding straight sway, it's really less tail to jilt a jilt.

If you can reply to this speech again, I, Mr. Zhang Zhao, admire you very much.

After listening to this wonderful theory, many scholars secretly said, this is really brilliant!

Look at Kong Ming again. You can't compare yourself with others. That Guan zhong,

Did Le Yi lose like you? You have no ability to get back the boss.

Liu Biao's nine counties in Jingxiang suffered defeat and bullied Liu Qi, Liu Biao's son.

Occupy his Jiangxia county. It turns out that the hero in the court and the hermit in the forest.

Weeping for Cao Cao, the treacherous hero, usurping the Han Dynasty, seeing that you are so ambitious,

We will wait and see, and look forward to your efforts to eliminate pests and disasters for the people. Now it seems that your hole.

Ming is just mediocre, and we all misjudge others. Please leave Jiangdong as soon as possible.

You will be laughed at and ruin your reputation.

After listening to Zhang Zhao's remarks, Kong thinks that the organization is clear, every sentence is true and worthy of the name.

Be worthy of the name. Besides, he is very polite. He said such terrible things and called for.

Shouting is a joke, just for fun. This shows how cunning he is. According to this

Law, I help Liu, not only because of the size, but also because of Liu Bei's inheritance.

The headquarters went bankrupt and had no choice but to shrink to Jiangxia. However, the world's

Things are seldom justified. It's not enough to look at the superficial phenomenon. You have you.

I have my way. I didn't say anything. They thought I was arguing and gave up.

Yes See all the literati whispering, whispering, beaming, stained with self.

Hi, Luo Lao's voice. If Kong Ming wants to talk, he is afraid to lower his voice. Listen, everybody.

I didn't see it. What shall we do? Kong Ming thought, if we want to fight, we must look around and listen to all directions.

We should play it by ear and have sex with each other. You, Zhang Zhao, think you are right.

Well, it's a shoo-in. I'm going to ask you to turn your defeat into victory. He thought of it here,

I stood up from my seat, holding a fan in my hands and sneering again and again, laughing myself down.

Out of the body, I can hardly stand it. It seems that you, Zhang Zhao, are the crown of Confucianism in Jiangdong.

Said that this kind of work made me laugh to death. In this way, everyone will

If I have to stay for a while, I can refute Zhang Zhao in words. So Zhuge Liang did it.

Full of work, suddenly smiled; Hey! Ha ... "

Zhang Zhao was laughing, but he suddenly saw Kong smile like this, but he didn't laugh.

, don't I was he saw a big loophole, vulnerable? still

He felt that he was on the verge of despair and irrevocably laughed it off? Literati of this class

I saw Zhang and them follow suit just now. Now I see Zhuge Liang.

Smiling, he looked at each other, puzzled, wondering what Zhuge Liang was laughing at.

Maybe we made a mistake in reconciliation. In the hall, besides Zhuge Liang's laughter,

There was silence, and everyone stared at Kong Ming.

Zhuge Liang thought, good! This method is really effective. When you smile, you will be quiet.

I can be bold and kill him completely. From bending over to sitting quietly and so on.

Ge Liang is mature in thought. Is it that fast? Sure, what is it?

Ge Liang is knowledgeable and has a deep foundation. He can still deal with Jiangdong's elegance.

Yu. But teacher Wang also knows that I can't beat him in a few words.

Take him away. We must first use violent words to suppress them and make it inconvenient for them to interrupt.

Stir, and then I refute him sentence by sentence. Then he said, "Peng

Cheng Wanli, can a flock of birds know his ambition? "

Scholars are thinking that in the end, Kong Ming hid in the mountains for a long time, and his export could not be separated from his ancestors.

At the beginning, it was said that "the phoenix came and was silent", and later it was said that "the sparrow knows the swan."

Ambition! "Now Dapeng spreads its wings and is very familiar with rare birds.

Used as a metaphor for people. We also know that once Dapeng spreads its wings, it will fly to Wan Li.

Of course, this bird can't imagine how fast and powerful it is.

What Kong Ming means is that you Jiangdong people, like birds, only know

Choose wood to live in, grass to build a nest, and rely on the world laid by Sun Jiazu and Sun San.

Flying all day, flying for many years, or six counties and eighty-one States. my family

Master Liu Bei, though still poor, is a Dapeng waiting to spread his wings.

I haven't started flying yet. If Yifei is Wan Li with a bright future, your home is Wu.

Where can Hou understand my master's wishes?

"For example, people are addicted, ..."

If you want to refute Zhang Zhao, just say it. Why don't you give a small example and beat about the bush?

Do it well. For example, when a person is dying, he should be a doctor.

How to revive this place is very learned.

"When using mi porridge to drink, and take its medicine, waiting for its internal organs to reconcile and take shape.

When the disease is cured, it should be supplemented with meat and treated with strong medicine: then the root of the disease will go away.

You have to spend the rest of your life. Before the pulse slows down, I will give you a strong medicine to make you feel safe.

Paul, I'm really embarrassed. "

My master, Liu Bei, is seriously ill at home and asks for a good prescription.

Difficult to cure. I happened to meet this great doctor, and after such a period of rest,

The condition is getting better and better. If you use strong medicine as soon as you come up, you can't cure the disease, but

It's a reminder. We have to get his internal organs moving, let his blood flow smoothly, and then make it up again.

Medicine, strong medicine, make it stronger, this is called haste makes waste. Let you listen, I

How to cure Liu Bei's serious illness-

When he said that he had broken Runan, he sent Liu Biao to avoid Xinye temporarily. husband

The battlefield is not stable ... "

Xinye county is vast and sparsely populated, and the wall collapses and everyone dies.

"Jia Bing endless ..."

The soldiers' armor was untidy, and they lacked clothes and hats.

"Food, the army does not practice ..."

After breakfast, I still don't know where the dinner is, and food and clothing are all problems.

I can think of training again.

At least a thousand soldiers, if you stop, you will pass, Zhang and Zhao, and if you are terminally ill.

This is incurable. "

It is conceivable that the uncle of the big fellow was forced to this point. such

Trend, how long can Liu Bei last? You, Mr. Zhang, laugh effortlessly when you see others carrying burdens.

I'm incompetent. To tell the truth, Liu Bei's illness can be cured by Zhuge Liang.

Anyone can only look at the ocean and sigh.

"Since the beginning of the mountain, Bowangpo and Xinye have been burned ..."

As soon as I took office, I had two fires, like two hot medicines, to keep the cold outside

Dare to invade.

"White river ..."

Cold medicine Before and after the three herbs, Liu Bei's illness was cured and his courage was strengthened.

Anger, I dare to face Cao Cao's millions of troops.

"Two hundred thousand cao completely annihilated; Zhang Liao, Chu Xu and Xia Houdun will look forward to it.

Gone with the wind Stealing people's eyes and ears, stunning the soul. So will Guan Zhong and Le Yi's fighting.

This is also! "

Two fires and one river killed two hundred thousand Cao soldiers, just like Liu Bei.

I have 200,000 bacteria on me. This is a sedative, which can protect Uncle Huang from getting worse.

Cao Cao's best three generals, hearing my Zhuge Liang's name, fled by themselves.

In life, I only hate my parents' lack of legs. I'm Zhuge Liang fighting, don't say let you go.

Seeing it, even listening to it makes people tremble and their hearts break-I saw Guan Zhong,

Le Yi's fighting capacity may not be as good as mine!

Kong Ming and Zhang Zhao are like wrestling, one against the other and one against the other.

Meet each other on this shore; Your teacher Zhang said that I am not as good as Kong Ming in wind music, but I insist.

Speak better than them.

"Tao was defeated by Dangyang again, because my Lord has only a few thousand teachers of righteousness, how can he be an enemy?

Millions of people? I'm outnumbered. See you at home! "

It is common for the military to be outnumbered, as everyone knows.

Common sense, no wonder!

"In particular, adults can't bear to disperse four hundred thousand people, help the elderly and care for the young, and share weal and woe.

Bitter, less than ten miles a day, Cao was defeated. The failure of the sun is my Lord's.

Caused by benevolence and righteousness; A moment of victory or defeat, a reputation of eternal benevolence and righteousness. Zhao Ye.

Rushing into the camp and injuring 54 members of Jiangcao can also be described as winning by losing! "

Cao Cao gave his life for the pursuit. Although he won, our army was defeated, but Zhao Yun picked five shots.

Fourteen generals, our army is much stronger than Cao Cao. Victory and failure are relative,

Mainly depends on the pros and cons, presumably this simple truth, everyone understands.

"Han Xin ..."

Kong Ming already feels that victory is just around the corner. If you want to attack and defend, you will be stumped first.

Zhang Zhao. Speaking of Han Xin, this man can't help but say that he is fighting. But I have to ask you,

Han Xin fought so hard, did you decide to help Emperor Gaozu from the beginning? still

Never lost a battle from beginning to end?

"Han Xin helped Emperor Gaozu never win again and again, until Jiulishan decided to fight.

Kun, isn't this a good plan for Han Xin? "

In fact, Han Xin helped Gaozu, just like Zhuge Liang. Usually at the beginning

Defeat, however, is a planned defeat: how and to what extent,

I know what to do as a coach. Just wait for the chance. Wan Li will win the first world war,

This way of using force is very clever. I, Zhuge Liang, lost to Cao Cao several times, all waiting for a good look.

Machine. You literati will be surprised then.

"Homo habilis makes national security, and it has its own grasp. Can't than this class ... "

Great men since ancient times have held the rise and fall and safety of the country in their hands. country

When there are difficulties at home, how dangerous it is, and when it will be peaceful, I have a bottom in my heart.

When Kong Ming said "no better than this class", he looked at Zhang Zhao and said, Sorry, I'm Kong Ming.

Unreasonable, you're welcome. Zhang Zhao knew that Kong Ming was going to curse.

I wonder how badly he curses. How can you scold me?

"No more people than this class can talk." This kind of boaster.

"No one can sit down and talk about it."

When it comes to eating, doing nothing and gossiping, these people are the best.

When, no one can compare.

"Bullying others is unparalleled."

I Zhuge Liang, a guest, came here to "welcome the hotel" and arrived.

Nobody likes this skill.

"When I get to Enemy at the Gates, I will be shocked when I get to the edge."

In case the enemy soldiers drive out of the city, the enemy will kill to the edge of the trench, just like the employer.

When discussing important matters, they were all stupefied and could do nothing.

"It's a golden bow and arrow, and it will be laughed at by the whole world!"

It's like a golden bow with sallow color. It's exquisitely carved and priceless, but it can't.

Use; A snow-white jade arrow with flowers under the moon is a rare treasure, but it can't be used.

Shoot and kill. You people are all red robes and shamao, and you are worth a lot. But the point is,

Time is useless, don't be laughed at by everyone.

Kong Ming thought that this speech was enough for you to benefit from Mr. Zhang Zhao, and finally.

Can't breathe. Therefore, I must hold a fan and look at Zhang Zhao.

At this time, Zhang Zhao felt that everything was over. I finally thought of this sentence,

I didn't expect him to chase down like a cloud, but he scolded him. Suddenly like

The lost dog was defeated, "Oh, cry-"and sat down in frustration.