Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - How do you reply when someone asks you to get a bottle of Maotai?

How do you reply when someone asks you to get a bottle of Maotai?

1, the price of Moutai is relatively high, so it is recommended to choose formal channels to avoid buying fakes. I hope to make wise consumption decisions. Expressed the meaning of not wanting to buy.

2, everyone's lifestyle is different, there are thousands of Maotai, which makes me feel that your lifestyle is really drunk. Show irony.