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Some people say something shameless

1. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

2. Always young, always pretending to be young, never knowing what is good or bad, always full of tears.

3. Boy, you are so crazy, your breath is louder than athlete’s foot.

4. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste rmb when you are half dead.

5. You are simply four. Except for two, you are still two. If you subtract two, you are still two. It is really two plus two. If you remove a two, you still have a two.

6. You are obviously a snail, but you have to carry a turtle's shell. It is a serious overload. Don't you feel tired?

7. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will disappear, and thousands of people will disappear.

8. I can no longer describe you, because you have exceeded the description range of people on earth.

9. I used to think that Picasso was an abstract artist, but it wasn’t until I saw you that I realized that Picasso was a realist.

10. If you become an actor like you, you don’t need makeup to shoot ghost movies, and you don’t need to do CG to shoot Jurassic.

11. People like you can only live for 2 episodes at most in a TV series, and they are still dead bodies.

12. Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine?

13. You think you are an onion, but who will use you to dip it in the sauce?

14. With your appearance, men will feel pain in their balls and women will feel lactic acid.

15. Your facial features are poorly organized!