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Weibo said the modal phrase 14 Weibo said it was worth collecting.

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I like it to rain at night. When the curtains are closed, only one light is on in the room.

Lying in bed after a shower, dragging a blanket, watching a movie, thinking nothing,

It's cold rain outside and quiet warmth inside.

After watching the movie, get into bed and have a good sleep.

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Sometimes it's really tiring to think about it

When I was a child, I grew up with more than grades.

Now it is better to take a walk than to count the steps.

Leave me alone. I don't want to compete with anything

I just want to be a quiet garbage.

I didn't find it until I made garbage.

It turns out that garbage should also be classified.

3、

What do you take care of your family when you have no money?

Support your love and contact your friendship.

With your mouth? Please, everyone is busy.

4、

Girls must learn to earn money and learn to drive.

Can change cars, have gas, mobile phone, electric wallet and money.

This is a sense of security. It's nonsense to expect others.

No matter how bright the co-pilot is, it's better to hold the steering wheel by yourself.

5、

Girls should not quarrel casually,

It seems rude,

You should slap it,

Let you know what is both civil and military.

Even if you become a Buddhist, you have to become a monk.

6、

Admire the kind of person who can break it if he says it.

Although it feels a little heartless

But it's really cool and free and easy.

You don't have to suffer slowly in the future.

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It's hard for insecure people to ask.

Accustomed to losing hope

Accustomed to not talking.

I want a hug.

But you don't want to talk, but you pretend to leave.

Love without reservation.

It becomes, why don't we forget it?

8、

Suddenly I want to herd cattle.

No pressure of life

There is no Jianghu routine

Without love and hate,

I only care if my cow is still there.

With my IQ, only one is allowed.

I can't count it.

It eats grass and I sleep.

9、

Children's sadness

The kind of person who hides in the corner and gets angry.

Stick to one's own opinions and refuse to bow their heads

Cry and say

It doesn't matter if you like other children.

Don't worry about me anymore.

I won't bother you any more.

10、

I once naively thought.

Money can buy friendship and love.

Buy anything you need.

When I grow up, I realize that money can really

But I have no money.

This is really a sad story.

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I think uh-huh is different from uh-huh

Well, reconciliation is different.

Yes and yes are different.

Loving you doesn't mean I really love you.

What's the matter? It's different from what's wrong.

Although I know these things, you may think they all express the same meaning.

But I hope my you are different from me.

12、

You should take care of yourself while I am away.

Remember to drink on time and smoke more if you feel uncomfortable.

Stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks.

Don't eat breakfast often. Remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the street.

13、

The significance of the festival lies in:

Get up in the morning and don't sleep at night.

The most comfortable sleeping position is snuggling under the quilt.

I can handle the whole thing at will.

14、

Find a particularly comfortable relationship

It's not always a matter of seconds before you talk to me.

Sometimes I would like to send you everything I see.

There is no need to organize concise language.

Long-winded, I'm not afraid of anything.

I won't wait for a reply after sending it, because I know you will always see it.

It is trust and security, and it will not be left behind at any time.

Weibo is sad. Talk about phrases.

First, every heart has an irreplaceable feeling, always associated with a certain scenery.

Second, years are like water, and you don't know the depth until you leave; Time is like a song, singing the heart sound of the prescription. Love is beautiful because it is cherished; Friendship lasts because of sincerity; Family ties are warm because of interdependence. Between people, it is a kind of fate; Love and affection are a heart.

Third, for a lifetime, it is enough to have a scenery that makes you linger and never give up.

Fourth, time flies like running water, smoothing my mind.

People with vision and content have already tasted all kinds of poisons in their hearts and walked through thousands of waters in Qian Shan.

6. I don't know how many people want to give themselves a stable time, a clear sky and a burden on their backs. Take a strand of hair and tie a ribbon, towards the distant, to think about the definition of life in people's hearts, to feel the meaning of life, to find the peace of the platform, and to create their own artistic conception. We should all pursue this. Don't live up to our life.

Seven, nectar and dew, waiting for the fall, hurting the sad soul, picking flowers at night, sighing and breaking the temple. Standing alone under the moon, we were inseparable. A blue lamp looks at flowers, a lonely crescent moon bends, the ground is chaotic, it blooms instantly, and it is lost in the throbbing mood. Years are buried under the rain of phoenix trees, madly in love with your 3,000 hair.

Eight, you think those arrogant and indifferent people are just strangers to you; Those suspicious people you think are just people who don't trust you. People you think are difficult to get along with are actually just people who don't want to get along with you. So please don't define anyone self-righteous, because maybe you really don't have this qualification. Come in and have a look if you can't stand it.

Nine, when people are at low tide, they are not suitable for eating indiscriminately. They should sink down and study.

If you don't show your face, people want to help you and don't know where your hands are.

XI。 Everything in the past is worth cherishing;

Twelve, through the fleeting mountains, there is always a scenery that will be beautiful because of us;

Thirteen, there is no hard work in the world, and there is no place where people are not complicated. Don't lose your temper at will. Nobody owes you anything. Learn to keep a low profile, there will be gains and losses between choices, don't care too much. Learn to be pragmatic, and the harder you work, the luckier you will be. When a person has enough connotation and material backing, life will become full of confidence. The good is called wonderful, and the bad is called experience. Come in and have a look if you can't stand it.

Fourteen, each of us lives in our own past. It takes a minute to get to know someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and finally, it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Fifteen, elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time. Since God has given talents, let them be used! As for the money, although it is scattered, it will get together again. I am young, and I am young.

Sixteen, life is not to compromise, the more you retreat, the more limited the space you can breathe; Life is not for making do. The more humble you are, the farther away some happy things will be from you. In front of some people, you don't have to tolerate it again and again. Don't let others trample on your bottom line. Only by standing up straight can the world give you more feedback.

Seventeen, life can't be spotless, without any impurities, just like clear water without fish. Life is a little sweet, a little bitter, a little good, a little bad, a little hope, a little helpless, and life will be more vivid, better and more lasting.

18. No matter how big the world is, it is no bigger than a heart; No matter how far you go, you are far from your dreams. It doesn't matter whether it is sunny or not.

Nineteen, time is short, and the end of the world is far away. In the future, a mountain and a river will quietly leave overnight.

Twenty, you are crying now, no matter what others think, it's just a moment. No matter how hard, tired, and miserable you are, come in and have a look.

Twenty-one, only when you are drunk can you know that the dream is empty. It turns out that it is also a kind of pain to watch the residual flowers wither. Who buried the promise of a lifetime in front of your grave? Whose love of life and death is painted in the world of mortals? In the end, I can only keep the same face for a thousand years. Looking at the cherry blossoms all over the sky, I feel sad, but I can't hide the mottled time. Burned-out elegance, for whom to turn into a flower on the other side? Whoever caresses my hair owes me the price of my life.

Twenty-two, a lot of pay, may never be rewarded, but I am still willing to pay wholeheartedly, in order to give myself an account.

Twenty-three, there is always a meeting, which is beautiful for the whole past;

Twenty-four, people are far away, and eternal cultivation is deep. The mind is always kind and realizes that life is eternal. Zen is a kind of beauty between hearts, and a quiet and indifferent heart belongs to it. Buddha's kindness, Zen education, Buddha's predestined relationship, calmly welcome the dust. Seeing all the warmth and sadness in the world, tasting all the joys and sorrows in the world, you will eventually travel far and have a long way to go, savoring the Zen life carefully, and waking up like a dream. See the nature with a clear mind, become a Buddha with an epiphany, become a Buddha naturally, and get rid of inaction.

Twenty-five, down-to-earth walk every day, every moment, is our future memory.

Twenty-six, when people are around, they think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is subtraction, with one side missing.

Twenty-seven, the encounter between people depends on fate, and heart-to-heart knowledge depends on sincerity; If you have two or three friends in life, you will be lucky if you talk about everything and never leave.

Sina Weibo talks about sad phrases

1. No matter where you go and what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine.

2. If you love each other, you must join hands to grow old together. If I miss it, I wish him well.

There is not much room in my little world, only people who care about me and me.

I always like to walk on his left, because I want to be closer to his heart.

5. Men can't get used to it. The more you get used to it, the more jerk you get used to it, the more you grow up.

6, often the most concerned about, the most concerned about, to the mouth becomes "indifferent."

7. If someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God.

Now all the children are celebrating Valentine's Day, and a group of young people are clamoring for Children's Day all day. ...

9. Sometimes, we can't get out of the pain, but we just learn to move on.

10, sometimes love is like chewing gum. It was sweet at first, but it became tasteless after chewing for a long time, and then it was like garbage.

1 1, girl, work hard! Women who don't work hard only have two results: endless stalls and endless vegetable markets.

12, every couple is a fool when they fall in love, but they all become poets after being dumped.

13, there is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

14, not because I am overbearing, but because I am afraid that people I care about will leave me.

15, how nice you were to me at the beginning, but now you ignore me.

16, sometimes forgiving someone is not that I really forgive him, but that I don't want to lose him.

17, I would rather let others think that I am happy and heartless, and I don't want to look pathetic.

18, I am prone on the book. It doesn't matter whether I study or not. The key is to have a posture.

19, I turned down so many people and hurt so many people just to wait for you to come back. Why don't you understand?

20. There are always some songs that make us cry. But in fact, it is not the song itself that makes us cry, but the people hidden in the memories.

2 1, you can't find the right person. In fact, it is very likely that you can't change your wrong self.

22. Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed; Everyone will be a bitch, but please pay attention to the times.

23. If you do something you shouldn't do at this age, you have to bear the pain you shouldn't bear at this age.

24. A friend is not the first person to come, nor the person who has known him for the longest time, but the person who has never left since he came.

25. You may forget the people you laughed with; But you will never forget the people you cried with.

Weibo, talk about sadness.

1, don't say I've changed, just say you're bored. It turns out that she has replaced me!

Love and you are gone, and I am the only one left.

4. A lie is just a temporary cover-up.

Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

6. In a world without you, I will direct and act.

7. A person who loses his mind is lonely all over the world.

8. Do I deserve to be hurt when I get stronger?

9. Some things are not knots, but scars.

10, I don't say I don't ask, I mean I don't care.

1 1. I have never owned you, but I feel lost a thousand times.

12, your world is so vast, where will I be?

13, so the shortest spell in the world is your name.

14, I would rather be proud of loneliness than humble love.

15, what kind of future makes you leave without hesitation.

16, some words, now that I think about it, my heart still hurts.

17, people can't help it, it's dark.

18, my so-called strength is just a disguise of self-deception.

19. Cruel people also have kind hearts and despair of life.

20. Try to cover up the traces of sadness left in the corners of your mouth with a smile.

2 1, I don't want to see you unhappy, but I am jealous that you are too happy with others.

I know I know everything, but I just can't help myself.

23. I'm still marking time, not waiting for you, just waiting for myself to give up.

24. In the end, I earned 200 million yuan, one frustrated and one recalled.

25. I fell in love and found myself wrong. I missed it and found myself in love.

26. I still like you, but I lack the insistence that I must be together.

27. How strong must my heart be to withstand your repeated injuries?

28. He used to be an annoyance, but later it became a story, and now it has become the past.

29, listen to others say that you and she are right, I smiled and echoed.

Don't cry in front of others, because no one will wipe your tears.

3 1, if you can take a photo to sell cute, it won't be so ugly.

32. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life.

33. A person's unforgettable memory has long been forgotten by others.

34. I'm afraid your intentions and infatuation are just jokes of others after dinner.

35, white hair, stained with ills, did not wait for your return.

36. We laugh not because we are happy, but because we laugh.

Just because I love you so much, let's not be friends after breaking up.

38. When you appeared, there were only two of us in the world.

We must accept limited disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.

The most ridiculous thing is that I already know the truth, but you are still lying there.

4 1, I gambled on happiness all my life, only to find that you always wanted me to lose.

42. Sometimes I can look at it indifferently, and sometimes I can't stand it.

43. From the moment I press the delete button, you are worthless in my eyes.

If you want to leave when I am down and out, don't come back when I am brilliant.

45. Have you ever waited for someone? Just when you want to give up, he turns around and smiles at you.

46. It turns out that there is a kind of sadness that can only make people cry silently, but they can't burst into tears.

47. Only after experiencing the most painful persistence can you deserve the most permanent happiness.

48. Sometimes, I really have to admit that meanness is a good medicine to maintain feelings.

49. If you don't love me, kick me out. Because I can't bear to leave you.

50, stop taking the initiative, stop paying, stop believing, so you won't get hurt, right?

5 1, too young feelings are as arrogant and fragile as a heroic dream of seven or eight years old.

No matter how good a person is, it is impossible to be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.

53. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

I know I am not strong, but I need to pretend, because you are not with me.

You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask if it was this life or the next life.

Although I am married, I will still remember your kindness to me. Thank you, friend.

57. Sadly, sometimes your own efforts are not enough for others.

58. I fell in love with the sound of a finished cigarette falling into the water, just like all the enthusiasm was extinguished instantly.

59. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are obviously single, but others think you are not single.

60. Chatting with people, you stare at your mobile phone for a long time, and people don't return for a long time. You will be back soon. Are you stupid?

6 1, maybe I will be like this all my life, but it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. It's good to have memories.

62. When I grow up, even crying becomes cautious. Is it stronger or weaker? .

63, tears of success, I don't know why I have bitterness and want happiness, but you forget to give happiness to yourself.

64. You don't know how strong the wine is until you drink it, and you don't know how heavy it is until you love it. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream.

65. You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but cry for the same person over and over again.

66. The general gave up his lover and put on armor to fight everywhere, just like I left you and wandered around with cigarettes and alcohol.

67. How many people will feel sad and uncomfortable when they see someone they love or secretly love playing with friends of the opposite sex?

68. I want more, and I want to hold on to it more firmly, but I hurt my palm and everything slipped away inadvertently.

69, don't easily open the wound to irrelevant people, because it is others who are watching the excitement, but it is yourself who is suffering.

70. Some people have passed, and you can't forget her. It doesn't mean you still love her, just cherish or miss the beauty at that time.

7 1, if you are all doing well, please leave me alone, because I am not good, not good at all.

72. Loneliness is when you walk down the street, buy a cup of coffee or milk tea, and then suddenly want to go to the toilet, but you don't know where to put the cup.

73. You are like a bus I missed, a snack I haven't tasted, an unfinished dream and a movie I haven't seen. It's always a pity.

74. Seeing each other late and falling in love too slowly put me in a dilemma. If the fate has passed far away, and the fate has passed away, is it possible to go ashore later?

If I finally give up on you, please forgive me, because all my enthusiasm has been swallowed up by your indifference.

76. I hope someone will understand me. Even though I can't deny that our road has been very difficult, in the end, love makes everything simple.

77. When time wears away your enthusiasm, you will find that the persistence that once made you hysterical has now become dispensable.

78. Some stories, except memories, no one will stay; Some helpless, in addition to silence, no one will say; There are some things that no one will understand except yourself.

79. If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others.

80. When a girl doesn't cry, don't make trouble, don't spoil you, don't bully you, and become more and more polite to you, then congratulations, you have completely lost her.

8 1, the real disappointment is not yelling at you, crying or losing your temper, but silence, but I feel that everything you do has nothing to do with me anymore.

82. Sometimes, when you hate it, you still have to smile and say nothing. Pretend as if nothing has happened when you are sad. When you care, you still smile and say it doesn't matter.

The unique WeChat says that each one is worth collecting.

1. May I be invulnerable, invulnerable, heartless and happy.

2. I liked it to death at first, but then I left and died.

Please don't appear in my dream again, I can't bear the disappointment when I wake up.

I only hope that after many years, no matter what the relationship is, when you talk about me, you can clap your chest and narrow your eyes to tell others that you have never regretted knowing me, and you are really happy.

You are very good, let the people who left come back and let the people who came back say goodbye.

6. Actually, it's nice to be alone. Just pretend that the wind hasn't blown, you haven't been here, and I haven't loved.

7. What you do may not be fruitful for the time being, but don't be discouraged or anxious. You are not growing, but taking root.

8. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

We can't interfere in your life. I advise you to be kind.

10. If you are right, you don't need to lose your temper; If you are wrong, you have no right to lose your temper.

1 1. The best place is where you have never been. The best time is when you can't come back.

12. You are much more mature and almost ruined.

13. The best feeling is that I am joking and you are serious.

14. A backpack, a plane ticket, a SLR, a lover who can take pictures, I am eager for a trip without a deadline.

15. Distance probably means: You know I didn't sleep, and I know you didn't sleep, watching each other's updated news, but you couldn't say a word.