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Men eat noodles and feel sad.
1, don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.
I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fell down after getting up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.
Get up early tomorrow to eat instant noodles. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.
4, while eating instant noodles, add red dates for health, I am 90 years old.
Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.
6. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.
7, I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!
8. I am so hungry. I watch people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, so I want to drink water.
9. Brush your teeth and your mobile phone in bed. The result is that the more you brush, the hungrier you get. Get up and eat instant noodles. I can't eat any more.
10, my recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.
1 1, I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's funny to think that only rich people in junior high school can eat instant noodles.
12, I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.
How to make a statement about eating instant noodles?
13, I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.
14, why do I want instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.
In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.
16, I thought everything was ready, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.
17, I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking, and eating instant noodles is also an out-and-out means.
18, I really feel that instant noodles should not be served casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.
19, I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.
20. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!
2 1, shut up, the girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles and smell delicious.
22. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.
Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.
24. I am starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.
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