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The sentry of the army was laid off and said it was funny.

If you miss the army, August 1st Army Day pays tribute to the veterans who joined the army.

1, the enthusiasm of a backpack has become a soldier and a backpack of war friendship; After leaving the army, I changed into a backpack. The backpack is full of friendship between life and death!

2. Soldiers are like buses at the school gate. They get on the bus, go back and forth, and then retire.

3. What is an army? It's where you scold him eight times a day but don't let others scold him.

4. When I left the army, I looked back silently and found that the troops were mixed like this!

5, retired, a little nostalgic for the old days.

6. I came to bed with a medical certificate. When I woke up, I found that the medical certificate had become a discharge certificate, which proved that I had slept here.

7. It takes several years to change a permanent memory.

8. The departure of leaves is the affection of the wind or the persistence of the tree; Is it your retirement or mine? Is it the urge of life or the ceaseless youth?

9, people will retire, good word.

10, will those flowers bloom after retirement?

1 1, the weather is fine today, there will be no whistle tomorrow … there will be no more …

12, I came crying, and the veterans laughed; I smiled and left, and the recruits cried.

13, play cards! We're one three short!

14, looking at the empty dormitory and cabinets, I always feel that there is something left. It turned out that I left my thoughts on you.

15, retired, only to find that being a soldier is really a good career.

What is an army? When I first arrived, I was eager to leave early, and when I left, I was eager to stay for a day or two.

17, young laziness, like a nightmare, lurks in wandering youth, like a naked wound with inflammation and then festers.

Many years later, we called this winter that winter, but in that winter, we had a beautiful smile.

19, you don't have to pretend to be sick anymore, because there are no sentries ~ ~

20. Several people open the same door with the same posture. Several people used the same eyes to say goodbye to the familiar sentry for the last time.

2 1, retired, people and things that once didn't care, now think about how precious it is.

22. Say goodbye to the army, but not to youth.

23. Parting is a cold cloud. When it rained, she fell in love with the land where she lived.

24. We can afford to win or lose. What is there to be afraid of?

Even if I can't see you go with my own eyes, I will look at the distance in the direction you leave.

26. I have gained a lot of knowledge in my years as a soldier, but my hair is short.

27, once complained, once lamented, now only full of nostalgia ~

28. I retired in the blink of an eye. If God gives me another chance, I will be a soldier forever …

29. Keep all the memories in the deepest part of my heart, and there is a longer and more challenging journey waiting for us! Come on, adult comrades, I believe we are all good!

Looking back on these years, we not only have no complaints and regrets, but the army has taught us a lot of truth.

Sentences to pay tribute to soldiers on August 1 ST Army Day

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1, happy fighter flies across the sky, good luck holds high the banner of charge, and happiness will storm you. On August 1st Army Day, I use my blessing to eliminate your troubles and occupy your heart.

2. Comrades are dreams and miss sleeping; Comrade is the soul, embedded in the heart; Comrades are gold and heavy; Comrades are fate and will embrace each other for life; Comrades are the road, and they get wider and wider; Comrades are blessed and lucky.

3. If you choose a high mountain, you choose a bumpy one; If you choose peace, you choose loneliness; If you choose an opportunity, you choose a risk; When you choose a military camp, you choose to sharpen it! Soldiers, I pay high tribute to you!

4, an armored blessing, let you take the road of peace; A chariot gift, let you be surrounded by joy; The true feelings of a fighter plane make you embraced by happiness. May health and happiness take care of you forever. Happy Army Day!

5. May your body be stronger than that of a soldier, your work be smoother than that of a military uniform, your days be brighter than that of a military emblem, your mood be brighter than that of a military song, and your life move forward, forward, forward forever. ...

6. You can have a free meal in the restaurant on Army Day. Remember to order whatever you want after entering the store, and don't bring your wallet. Remember to say' shoot me' to the cashier after eating, and then run! Happy August 1st.

7. Stand guard with steel guns and defend the motherland forever. Practice hard to protect your family and fight bravely on the battlefield. Blood and tears cast a heroic soul, asking for nothing in return. Build the army on August 1st, and wish the soldiers eternal health.

8, ebb and flow, sweating like rain to witness the lofty sentiments, the full moon is lacking, the strong quality shapes the steel of the will, the origin is doomed, and the magnificent feelings of youth are written with heart. On August 1st Army Day, I wish you all a happy holiday and salute!

9. Defend the frontier and the motherland; Pay silently and dedicate your youth; Rescue and disaster relief, pass on great love; Serve the people heart and soul. On August 1 ST Army Day, may the people's army become famous far and wide!

10, Army Day is coming again. My blessing is to form an army for you. I'm lucky to be your chief of staff. I'm happy to carry the gun for you. I have the honor to cover for you, capture sweetness, capture laughter and capture happiness for thousands of years!

1 1. There are no jokes in the circle of friends. Bayi wrote a written military order for you: sow a tight encirclement, contain all depressions, eliminate all worries, cut off all troubles, remove all obstacles, fight side by side with you and defend the kingdom of happiness!

12, red flowers and green leaves are a perfect match, green mountains and green waters should be matched, blue sky and white clouds should be matched remotely, talented people and beautiful women should be matched, flowers should be applauded, and selfless military talents should also be matched. "The cutest person" is the most suitable person for you when August 1st was founded.

13, in the sea of people, I choose a little green among thousands of flowers; In green camp, I chose a little red among all the greens! Just like your green clothes, your sunshine, your green career and your red dream! Happy August Festival!

14, a military salute represents high respect, a military flag shows invincible victory, an army unites the friendship of comrades-in-arms, and a military song is loud and United. On the occasion of August 1st Army Day, pay tribute to the people's soldiers!

15, pick a jasmine flower, white and flawless, pick a peony flower, rich and auspicious, pick a safe bamboo, send a step of well-being, pick a soldier's heart and give you a China military salute. I wish you a happy life.

16, the songs of birds bring you warm wishes, and the bells of the Army Day bring you vitality. August 1, I wish you the fragrance in late summer, and may the military's greatness inspire you to grow sturdily. Happy Army Day!

17, according to the sentry's inquiry, the pressure activity has been rampant recently, and the trouble is collusion, and the body will be looted at any time. Please be on high alert and get ready for battle. Be sure to be happy and healthy on Army Day!

18, the most trusted, for the most honest people; The most sustenance is given to the most reliable people; The most sincere to the most practical people; The most flowers were given to the most lovely people-soldiers. Happy Army Day.

19, there is a Xu Sanduo in the army. He studies hard and practices hard. The life of a soldier is really not easy. He went to bed late, got up early and practiced hard, thus sacrificing himself for his country. Today is August 1 day, a military day. I hereby take a day off to enjoy myself secretly.

20. When the Army Day comes, I will give you a pistol to shoot through your troubles. Send you a Grenade to blow up your troubles; Send you a saber to pierce bad luck; Send you a military vehicle and fly away with happiness; I'll send you a short message, hoping you can laugh often.

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1, green grass, dancing is my wish for you. Flowers bloom, and what blooms is my missing for you. Breeze blowing, with my thoughts of you. White clouds are floating, bringing my concern for you. Happy August 1st!

28 18, send one. No gossip, just forwarding. For the sake of Geely, we all want to send it! On a voluntary basis, either you start or I start. Let some people start first, as soon as possible, let's start together!

3. August 1st Army Day: Go with the Party wholeheartedly, defend the country wholeheartedly, and do the work meticulously. Save yourself three times a day, keep your word, do what you want, make great efforts, make a blockbuster in a day, and make great achievements again.

4. The love of comrades-in-arms is like a flower, blooming with the fragrance and care of youth. The love of comrades-in-arms is like ancient poetry, inheriting the sincerity of iron and blood writing, and the love of comrades-in-arms is like the sea. The magnificent blessing will not change. August 1st Army Day, I wish you all a happy holiday.

5. Bayi is coming, so that every heartbeat will be integrated into the pulse of the motherland; Let every drop of blood and sweat blossom into a flower of peace; Let every iron fist turn into roaring lightning; Let every cry break the enemy's courage.

6. Plug in the flying red flag, stick to the happy position, sweep away the troubles, shoot immediately when you get depressed, conquer the health fortress, block the unpleasant information, step by step, easily win the battle for thousands of miles, and have a happy August 1st!

7. August 1st is near, and the opening game of greeting has begun. Happiness lurks around you, the good luck team launches a surprise attack, health rushes in, happiness is responsible for bypassing, and your troubles are defeated. Finally, you are forced to surrender to happiness.

8. Comrades are songs, and songs contain deep friendship; Comrades are tea, and the fragrance of tea is filled with deep true feelings; Comrades are pens, and strokes depict deep blessings; The comrade-in-arms is Qin, and Qin's voice is full of happiness. Happy Army Day!

9. The official seal of the army is eternal, the iron will is bright, the title of the Green Great Wall has no regrets, and the belief in defending the country remains unchanged. Your story is the most beautiful. Army Day is coming. I wish the soldiers a happy holiday.

10, Bayi came, and I liked it, and the military songs rushed to the clouds. Defending the motherland, guarding the frontier, the national defense task is shouldered. The disaster is ruthless, you have feelings, and you are at the forefront. The people's army is a mixed bag of fish and dragons, dedicating youth to the country and the people. Pay tribute to the PLA!

The classic sentence of paying tribute to soldiers on August 1 ST Army Day

2. Comrades are dreams and miss sleeping; Comrade is the soul, embedded in the heart; Comrades are gold and heavy; Comrades are fate and will embrace each other for life; Comrades are the road, and they get wider and wider; Comrades are blessed and lucky.

3. If you choose a high mountain, you choose a bumpy one; If you choose peace, you choose loneliness; If you choose an opportunity, you choose a risk; When you choose a military camp, you choose to sharpen it! Soldiers, I pay high tribute to you!

4, an armored blessing, let you take the road of peace; A chariot gift, let you be surrounded by joy; The true feelings of a fighter plane make you embraced by happiness. May health and happiness take care of you forever. Happy Army Day!

5. May your body be stronger than that of a soldier, your work be smoother than that of a military uniform, your days be brighter than that of a military emblem, your mood be brighter than that of a military song, and your life move forward, forward, forward forever. ...

6. You can have a free meal in the restaurant on Army Day. Remember to order whatever you want after entering the store, and don't bring your wallet. Remember to say' shoot me' to the cashier after eating, and then run! Happy August 1st.

7. Stand guard with steel guns and defend the motherland forever. Practice hard to protect your family and fight bravely on the battlefield. Blood and tears cast a heroic soul, asking for nothing in return. Build the army on August 1st, and wish the soldiers eternal health.

8, ebb and flow, sweating like rain to witness the free and easy lofty sentiments, the full moon is lacking, the strong quality shapes the will steel, the origin is doomed, the magnificent feelings are written with heart, August 1 ST Army Day, I wish you a happy holiday, salute!

9. Defend the frontier and the motherland; Pay silently and dedicate your youth; Rescue and disaster relief, pass on great love; Serve the people heart and soul. On August 1 ST Army Day, may the people's army become famous far and wide!

10, Army Day is coming again. My blessing is to form an army for you. I'm lucky to be your chief of staff. I'm happy to carry the gun for you. I have the honor to cover for you, capture sweetness, capture laughter and capture happiness for thousands of years!

1 1. There are no jokes in the circle of friends. Bayi wrote a written military order for you: sow a tight encirclement, contain all depressions, eliminate all worries, cut off all troubles, remove all obstacles, fight side by side with you and defend the kingdom of happiness!

12, red flowers and green leaves are a perfect match, green mountains and green waters should be matched, blue sky and white clouds should be matched remotely, talented people and beautiful women should be matched, flowers should be applauded, and selfless military talents should also be matched. "The cutest person" is the most suitable person for you when August 1st was founded.

13, in the sea of people, I choose a little green among thousands of flowers; In green camp, I chose a little red among all the greens! Just like your green clothes, your sunshine, your green career and your red dream! Happy August Festival!

14, a military salute represents high respect, a military flag shows invincible victory, an army unites the friendship of comrades-in-arms, and a military song is loud and United. On the occasion of August 1st Army Day, pay tribute to the people's soldiers!

15, pick a jasmine flower, white and flawless, pick a peony flower, rich and auspicious, pick a safe bamboo, send a step of well-being, pick a soldier's heart and give you a China military salute. I wish you a happy life.

16, the songs of birds bring you warm wishes, and the bells of the Army Day bring you vitality. August 1, I wish you the fragrance in late summer, and may the military's greatness inspire you to grow sturdily. Happy Army Day!

17, according to the sentry's inquiry, the pressure activity has been rampant recently, and the trouble is collusion, and the body will be looted at any time. Please be on high alert and get ready for battle. Be sure to be happy and healthy on Army Day!

18, the most trusted, for the most honest people; The most sustenance is given to the most reliable people; The most sincere to the most practical people; The most flowers were given to the most lovely people-soldiers. Happy Army Day.

19, there is a Xu Sanduo in the army. He studies hard and practices hard. The life of a soldier is really not easy. He went to bed late, got up early and practiced hard, thus sacrificing himself for his country. Today is August 1 day, a military day. I hereby take a day off to enjoy myself secretly.

20. When the Army Day comes, I will give you a pistol to shoot through your troubles. Send you a Grenade to blow up your troubles; Send you a saber to pierce bad luck; Send you a military vehicle and fly away with happiness; I'll send you a short message, hoping you can laugh often.

The second chapter 1, green grass, dancing is my wish for you. Flowers bloom, and what blooms is my missing for you. Breeze blowing, with my thoughts of you. White clouds are floating, bringing my concern for you. Happy August 1st!

28 18, send one. No gossip, just forwarding. For the sake of Geely, we all want to send it! On a voluntary basis, either you start or I start. Let some people start first, as soon as possible, let's start together!

3. August 1st Army Day: Go with the Party wholeheartedly, defend the country wholeheartedly, and do the work meticulously. Save yourself three times a day, keep your word, do what you want, make great efforts, make a blockbuster in a day, and make great achievements again.

4. The love of comrades-in-arms is like a flower, blooming with the fragrance and care of youth. The love of comrades-in-arms is like ancient poetry, inheriting the sincerity of iron and blood writing, and the love of comrades-in-arms is like the sea. The magnificent blessing will not change. August 1st Army Day, I wish you all a happy holiday.

5. Bayi is coming, so that every heartbeat will be integrated into the pulse of the motherland; Let every drop of blood and sweat blossom into a flower of peace; Let every iron fist turn into roaring lightning; Let every cry break the enemy's courage.

6. Plug in the flying red flag, stick to the happy position, sweep away the troubles, shoot immediately when you get depressed, conquer the health fortress, block the unpleasant information, step by step, easily win the battle in life, and have a happy August 1st!

7. August 1st is near, and the opening game of greeting has begun. Happiness lurks around you, the good luck team launches a surprise attack, health rushes in, happiness is responsible for bypassing, and your troubles are defeated. Finally, you are forced to surrender to happiness.

8. Comrades are songs, and songs contain deep friendship; Comrades are tea, and the fragrance of tea is filled with deep true feelings; Comrades are pens, and strokes depict deep blessings; The comrade-in-arms is Qin, and Qin's voice is full of happiness. Happy Army Day!

9. The official seal of the army is eternal, the iron will is bright, the title of the Green Great Wall has no regrets, and the belief in defending the country remains unchanged. Your story is the most beautiful. Army Day is coming. I wish the soldiers a happy holiday.

10, Bayi came, and I liked it, and the military songs rushed to the clouds. Defending the motherland, guarding the frontier, the national defense task is shouldered. The disaster is ruthless, you have feelings, and you are at the forefront. The people's army is a mixed bag of fish and dragons, dedicating youth to the country and the people. Pay tribute to the PLA!

August 1st Army Day pays tribute to China's heroic blessing.

1. Today is Army Day. Run to the battlefield of life with a happy gun, a happy knife and a happy rope. Destroy enemies such as worry, sorrow and sadness in one fell swoop. I wish you a happy August 1st Army Day.

2. Drive away sadness and troubles with anti-aircraft guns, load with tanks, bless you, transport safely and healthily with planes, clear the way with warships, pester the truth forever, resist with chariots, be depressed and fidgety, launch with missiles, and happiness will arrive instantly. Who says you can't be happy with Bayi unless you are a soldier?

3. Army Day is coming. Wechat invites brothers to attack you. I ordered them to send you happy guns and happy cannons and happy feed. They will show you auspicious weapons and occupy your lucky highland forever. The song of victory shouts loudly that your trouble nest will be destroyed!

4. Red flag, green military uniform, iron camp, eternal friendship, military career, lifelong memory, dear comrades-in-arms: On the occasion of the August 1st Army Day, I would like to extend my lofty military salute to you! May you always be young and may our friendship last forever!

5. Be sweeter, smile, have a smaller temper, be generous, use your head, act faster, do more things and be more efficient. Oh, so August 1st has arrived. I wish you happiness every day!

6. The military style is brave and fearless, indomitable, earth-shattering and military style. It is an epic that shines through the ages. August 1st, pay tribute to the brave soldiers!

7. Busy life, ups and downs, simple fate, intermittent contact, thinking all the time. I wish you a long time and a happy August 1st!

8. I wish you spotless health, passionate love, soaring career, bright future in Ma Pingchuan, windfall, smooth sailing, harmonious family and happy Army Day!

9. On August 1st Army Day, you are the supreme commander of the Happy Resistance Army. I report to you that the navy symbolizes your courage to cross the rubicon, the army symbolizes your trouble of losing your armor, and the air force symbolizes your good luck. Please review!

10, take the lead with energy, keep the momentum, keep up the momentum, sing enthusiastically all the way, have fun, have fun, have fun, earn fun, have hope once and for all, and have a happy August 1st!