QQ is funny and talks about the dark night not being kind to those who go to bed late, it will give you dark circles

1. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

2. When I fall down on the street and people around me laugh at me, I get up and fall down a few more times to make them laugh to death.

3. I have cancer in my bones. The doctor said it is terminal and there is no way to save it.

4. Don’t think that I don’t block you because I like you. I only keep you to steal food.

5. After being alone for a long time, I feel like I have become immortal.

6. Now I don’t even want to set a password for my bank card. I feel tired just thinking about using six digits to protect a two-digit deposit.

7. Although he is young, he is quite heavy. I don’t have much left, but I want to buy a lot.

8. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

9. I like you, just like your mother beating you, unreasonable.

10. If I fall in love, it doesn’t matter if I fall in love later; if I get rich suddenly, please do it now! ! !

11. People who speak dirty words are usually covering up their inner integrity.

12. It is said that men think with their private parts. Damn it, judging from your IQ, your private parts are quite small.

13. When you quarrel with your boyfriend, don’t rush to find out the reason for the quarrel, but find out why he suddenly became bolder.

14. Although I seem to be cold and have no communication with you on the surface, in fact I have said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

15. I have more than 80 kinds of spicy strips. It’s not too late to consider being friends with me now.

16. Don’t wear skirts when you go out recently, as you can easily be flirted with. The weather is nice but the wind is not cool.

17. My partner is so good, but he actually ignores me.

18. If you want to win me over, the good-looking one will pour you one cup, and the ugly one will risk your life. I will also let you see what it means to not get drunk after a thousand cups.

19. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.

20. I like you as much as I like the sea, but I can’t jump into the sea either. I can go to Shanghai.

21. Stop being the devil in the world and be my little bastard.

22. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles under your eyes and such bad skin.

23. I envy the kind of people who can't eat when they are sad, and then lose weight suddenly. I have never had such a moment no matter how sad I am, I still insist on eating!

24. Test scores can distance us, but they can never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

25. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems, and Lu You was very angry. Then my family couldn’t access the Internet.

26. I am willing to make cows, horses, and sheep for you. I don’t need more. You just need to give me grass.

27. If you go to bed late, you will feel sleepy in the morning. I went to bed early and still felt sleepy when I woke up in the morning. The conclusion is: I am not suitable for getting out of bed.

28. The boat of friendship capsizes at every turn, the giant wheel of love sinks at every turn, and the flame of family affection is extinguished at every turn. Only the canoe of a single dog remains standing!

Twenty-nine, I told myself a good night story. The plot is exciting and ups and downs. Now I am too deep into the drama and still tracking down the murderer, and I don’t feel sleepy at all.

Thirty, you must study hard and don’t rely on a handsome face to eat and drink like me

Funny words about dark circles under the eyes after staying up late

p>

Part 1 of a funny story about staying up late and getting dark circles

1. Missing people spread unchecked in this season.

2. Why is it raining? I have to go out today to tell you. Mom will come tomorrow. It's so exciting. I stayed up late last night reading a novel, and now I don't feel very good. I'm in the rain.

3. You openly admit that you don’t love me. It’s fresh and frank. Normal people would never think about getting involved. It’s a pity that you don’t tell the truth and pretend to be affectionate.

4. Stop staying up late. Everyone you like is asleep.

5. Don’t stay up late. The person you are waiting for is already snoring, and you are not in the dream, and he will not miss you when he wakes up.

6. Every time I see boys in the class eating hot dogs, I can’t help but say, “Whatever you eat makes you happy.”

7. A true warrior is greedy even if he is fat, stays up late even if he is sleepy, is star-chasing even if he is poor, and can control his appearance even if he is ugly.

8. It’s not that I don’t want to sleep, it’s just that I really can’t sleep.

9. Because no one advised me to go to bed early, I learned to stay up late. Because I was waiting for you to persuade me to go to bed early, I chose to stay up late.

10. It’s not good to buy too many things that I don’t have, and it’s not good to stay up late to watch ×. The dark circles under my eyes are so big...

11. I often remember myself at that time , in the warm evening breeze in June, running towards you with a lonely voice.

12. It’s hard to pass every pass, and it’s hard to stay up night after night.

13. Staying up late alone, thinking that a person can change his old love to a new one in an instant

14. Cherish every sincere contribution around you and repay the same gratitude. Be passionate and protect every relationship, friendship and love.

15. The simplest but also the most difficult thing: stay up less late, read more, drink more hot water, exercise more, and love someone with all your heart.

16. Why should you say I miss you as what are you doing? Why should you say I like you as good night because it would be too cheap to say it directly.

17. Slowly losing the right to sleep, staying up late has become the only happiness.

18. As a girl, you must remember to eat dinner, don’t stay up late, don’t sleep too much and eat too many snacks, as these will reduce breast size!

19. The doctor told me to carry out photosynthesis and stop staying up late.

20. Fool, don’t stay up late and go to bed early, okay? Funny talk about staying up late and getting dark circles, Part 2

21. No matter how late you sleep, people who don’t look for you will still not look for you

22. Instead of passively suffering from insomnia, it’s better to Take the initiative to stay up late

23. Some people are like mountains and rivers, but they are not ports where they can berth.

24. I can stay up late with you, and I will also advise you to go to bed early, but the best situation is for us to sleep together!

25. The one who truly cares about you is the one who thinks about you at all times. I am reluctant to spend money on you, so I always hang up the phone and call you again; I am afraid that you will stay up late, so I always urge you to go to bed early at night. If you are sick, you will ask anxiously again and again; if you are bored, you will patiently comfort me; if you are tired, you will be considerate and stop disturbing. In fact, those inadvertent expressions are all true love; those bit by bit expressions are all deep affection. Feelings are not illusory, feel them with your heart; sincerity is not far away, cherish it and wait.

26. I am in China but have a foreign time difference

27. Every time I stay up late for no reason, it is just for you.

28. But sometimes, I really want to sleep, and I don’t think about it as soon as I fall asleep. I really want to sleep like this all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale to kiss me awake.

29. Staying up late more and more, my health is getting worse and worse.

30. Staying up at night for no reason, dreaming of dreams without her.

31. The price of staying up late is water. Coupled with the sallow complexion, this face looks fat today, but this filter can help me.

32. Let me tell you a very scary thing: you will get hungry if you stay up late

33. Raise your hand if you haven’t slept in the middle of the night.

34. Young people must not stay up late, although we are still young.

35. Some things really make me helpless, such as my addiction to staying up late and you being far away.

36. Don’t stay up late, it’s bad for your health. Everyone knows this, but for those who are really used to going to bed late, it is difficult to fall asleep before a certain point.

37. Sometimes, amnesia is the best relief, and silence is the best way to tell. Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of anything that doesn’t belong to you.

38. Endless nights listening to endless NetEase Cloud.

39. Don’t habitually stay up late at night. Don’t just laze in bed when you’re at home during the holidays. When it’s hard to be quiet, put on headphones and shut up.

40. The most difficult thing in the world is not the night, nor the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear. Part 3 of funny stories about staying up late and getting dark circles

41. I know I can’t be too greedy or I will have nothing at the end

42. I have developed the habit of going to bed late and staying up late. But there is no one who needs my company or needs me to wait.

43. Staying up late is just an accessory of loneliness, and the night is just a place suitable for me to store my shadow.

44. Staying up late into the morning, I suddenly want to shout loudly out the window and let my unfinished dreams take me soaring.

45. I have made three mistakes in my life. The first is that I am too emotional, the second is that I am too soft-hearted, the third is that I am not ruthless enough, and in the end, I have to shoulder all the things myself!

46. Train students’ oral expression skills and be able to write science fiction stories.

47. I hope my phone can understand something and stop dragging me to stay up late with it.

48. If you are not crazy, willful, rebellious, skip classes, fight, stay up late, fall in love early, it is not called youth!

49. It can be cooked at night, so why not add some sugar?

50. The only habit I am not accustomed to is the habit of staying up late.

51. I heard that staying up late makes you three years old. By the end of this year, I should be nine thousand years old.

52. Staying up late is just overdrafting the rest of your life in advance! Staying up late is poison and there is no cure!

53. People who like you do not accompany you when you stay up late, but advise you to go to bed earlier and stay up less late.

54. Staying up late and getting up early, where is my soul?

55. Everyone who stays up late needs someone to say good night to him.

56. I have finally reached the age that I envied when I was a child, but I have not lived my favorite life as a child!

57. What lovers need is a kind of affirmation. Forgive those who are willful and hysterical towards you, she is just not sure whether she is really important in your world.

58. Time is a rogue and always likes to destroy expectations.

59. I really can’t let go, it’s really uncomfortable. I obviously gave my sincerity, but all I got in exchange was his apology. Is it useful for me to apologize?

60. People who like to stay up late and insist on not sleeping, what they stay up are not the night, but sadness, heartbreak, and even the loneliness of the whole world. Emotional talk: nostalgia is written as dark circles on the face,

1. Everything in this world will change, the only thing that changes is that everyone will change.

2. If I become a memory and withdraw from this life, will you still cry in panic?

3. Longing is written as dark circles on the face

4. Separation, isolation and distraction will keep you away from happiness. Being close to you is close to physical pain.

5. Don’t wait until you lose to realize how important she is

6. When your eyes shed tears, it’s because your eyes are full of love

7. You kept it as a souvenir yesterday and cried hard all winter long.

8. Use reality to interpret for you that if there is reincarnation, I wish there would be no monument in front of the tomb

9. If you are hurt to the point of going crazy, just let me go through the unbearable pain alone. It’s okay if I can’t die

10. How many people have been waiting for me over the years. Memory rushes so fast that I can’t control it

11. But it never jumped. Keep staring at your avatar.

12. It is only myself who is wrong. I have no right to blame others for abandoning me, let alone make others like me.

13. If you miss it, you will no longer have it. No one will be waiting for you at the same place

14. The most affectionate hug is only suitable for a superficial taste and not for a deep attachment

15. After the glory of love, it is shattered and destroyed, like a meteor that slides and then falls. I can’t hide my love, and the dark circles under my eyes are confessing to you

1. Follow your footsteps and travel to the ends of the world.

2. I warm you with memories and miss you every moment.

3. No matter how tired or sleepy I am, I will always want to chat with you.

4. Holding the person you like is the best feeling.

5. Don’t let go once you grab your hand, and walk on when you love the right person.

6. I must give you happiness, and no one can stop me.

7. Meeting you, no longer day and night, is the most beautiful thing in this life.

8. It’s my fault that I can’t hide my love for you, the dark circles under my eyes are showing my love to you.

9. I like the way you look at me and the directness of your smile.

10. My world will be perfect with you. So I can't lose you.

11. After I fall in love with you, I don’t think about anything every day. The whole world is filled with you.

12. Maybe love is a cup of bitter wine, but there is a sweetness of love in it.

13. Even if the whole world collapses into an island, I will hug you to the last second.

14. You are the softest place in my heart and also the weakest place.

15. The most beautiful moment when we met, we were in love with each other.

16. I have felt that feeling behind your protected figure.

17. There is nothing in my mind except your charming smile.

18. Thank you for warming my heart with your hands, which has been frozen for a long time.

19. Don’t frown when I tell you a secret. I miss you so much and want to hold you tight now.

20. You always make me wish you good night every day and make my dreams the most touching.

21. Love is not looking at each other, but looking in the same direction together.

22. Happiness is actually very simple: someone loves you; you have something to do; you have something to look forward to.

23. I can wait patiently, happiness can come slower, as long as it is true!

24. The best time in my life is when you and I become "we".

25. As long as it is someone you like, you can still see him at a glance no matter how far you stand.

26. My heart beats so frequently next to you, even if the world ends, I will laugh arrogantly.

27. Only you can cherish my love, only you can understand my heart, and only you can accept my love...

28. My beloved boy, I give my dreams to you My purest feelings are devoted to loving you.

29. I don’t need a tall, rich and handsome man, I just need a man who is sincere to me.

30. I will walk with you as long as the road is long, without complaint or frown.

31. Keep your original warmth and sunshine. This is what attracted me the most in the first place.

32. Submerged in the romantic atmosphere, love is like a small lemon, with a sweet and sour taste.

33. Being able to share the beauty of the world with good partners is one of the happiest things in life!

34. If you wear flat shoes because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, then do it now.

35. Love is not one heart beating another heart, but the spark of two hearts striking together.

36. I am familiar with all your bad habits and have seen through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

37. I heard that people who are destined to be together will still come back to each other no matter how long they go around.

38. I would like to become the angel you love in the fairy tale, spread my wings and become my hands to protect you.

39. Devotion is not about liking only one person for the rest of your life, but when you like someone wholeheartedly.

40. You and I don’t need any triviality to prove how much we care, there is only a self-evident tacit understanding.

41. In my world, there are always a few second-rate people. Crying and fussing, telling me that we will never be separated for the rest of our lives.

42. Thank you, no matter how willful I am or how crazy I am, you always stay where you are and never leave.

43. The most precious thing in the world is not what you can’t get or what you have lost, but the happiness that I have in my hands now.

44. I want to accompany you to the supermarket, cook, watch TV, and live a simple life that belongs to us.

45. Hold hands, sit on a chair full of maple leaves, watch the sun rise, and enjoy the romance given to each other.

46. I just want to love you. I want to see you every day when I open my eyes. I just want to love you. I have already decided when I walk with you.

47. I need you, not because I can’t survive without you, but because I am happier when I am with you than alone.

48. Love is a trap, love is a weapon, love is an abyss that makes people unable to recover. I know all these, but I still love you.

49. We have had quarrels, quarrels, and craziness, but we have never regretted it. We believe more and more firmly that it will last forever.

50. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say!