Golf famous sayings

1, most people are not playing golf, they attack it!

Playing golf without making mistakes is like eating a dinner without wine.

The most depressing club in my bag is my brain.

Golf is essentially an outdoor observation competition for a group of masochists.

There is only one place where my prayers have never been answered: the golf course!

6. If you want to hide your character, don't play golf!

7. The best wooden pole in an amateur's bag is a pencil.

8, don't be too addicted to golf, don't more than two games a day!

9. Golf is a sport where you can get the most fun without wearing clothes.

10, the kick-off distance of JohnDaly is incredible. I can't even walk that far on holiday.

1 1. Golf is like life, with unexpected difficulties and unexpected luck.

After years of experience, I finally understand that the resistance of soil to the ball is far greater than that of air.

13, life is a kind of practice, and golf is a way to practice life.

14, he tempered your temperament, tested your wisdom, exercised your physique and sublimated your friendship.

15, the golf swing is an elegant movement consisting of a series of indecent body twists.

16, have you noticed that "golf" is spelled backwards? That is: Frogger!

There are only two things in the world that can keep you low-key: playing golf and praying.

18, the biggest difference between golf and life is that golf can never be played, and life only has one chance.

19, which almost becomes a law: a person with ugly legs plays golf better.

20. Any sport that a 60-year-old can beat a 30-year-old is not a competition.

2 1, these greens are so fast that I have to put the putter above the ball and hit it with the shadow of the club head.

22. If you find it difficult to make new friends, try picking up other people's balls on the golf course!

Hockey is a white sport, basketball is a black sport and golf is a white sport dressed like a black pimp.

24. When difficulties come, what you need is to face and solve them, to minimize injuries and losses, and even to bring them back to life.

There is only one thing in the world that needs to be quiet more than playing golf, and that is watching others play golf.

26. It took me 17 years to reach 3000 hits. I did it in an afternoon on the golf course.

27. Golf is not a game, but a form of slavery. This is a movement designed by criminals eager for redemption.

28. Turn your natural nature upside down and do the opposite of what you want to do, and you will not be far from playing golf well!

29. Always compete with yourself. We never have to settle accounts for him. When you see him enter the hall for the second time, you will know that he has won!

Playing golf has taught me humility, and I gradually understand how insignificant and useless all human efforts are.

3 1. Golf is a sport that shows arrogance. Your courage will be defeated by your stupidity, and your skills will be tortured by sudden arrogance.

Playing golf is not like most other ball games. When a player doesn't perform well, you can change players halfway. You must finish the whole game!

33. I never prayed to God that I could push any putter. I never pray to God. When I miss the putt, I won't lose my temper!

34. Whenever I want to put the putter, my emotions keep colliding like the crustal plate; My memory network is surrounded by scars that cannot heal.

One minute you are bleeding, the next minute you are bleeding, and the next minute you are drawing "Mona Lisa's smile". This is golf!

36. Golf is not only a kind of training, but also an adventure, a kind of romance, a famous Shakespeare play mixed with hardships and joys.

37. If the ball bends to the right, we call it a "right curve ball"; If the ball bends to the left, we call it a "left curve ball"; If the ball flies in the right direction, we call it a miracle!

38. Playing golf is like a clock. Call at six o'clock and let the ball fly to twelve o'clock, but first make sure that the time zones are the same.