Tell me in an interesting way

1, if you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single!

Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!

3. If someone tells you: shameless. You can say to him: you don't need a face at all!

4. Modern girls have to follow three directions: never gentle, never considerate and never reasonable; Four wins: don't provoke, don't say, don't scold, don't fight.

5. Four results of female breast enhancement; It's different. Very different. Not that big. The size is different.

6. A letter is a letter. If you don't believe it, you don't believe it. You fucking return WeChat.

7. Reasons for being single: I used to like someone, but now I like someone.

8. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

9. Skynet is long, fat but not greasy!

10, we are all millennium foxes. What are you playing with me?

1 1. The mobile company sent a T-shirt to every female college student who started school this year, with the words "M-Zone" printed on her chest.

12, Unicom did not show weakness after seeing it, and each person sent a pair of shorts with the words "Ruyitong" written on the back of his ass.

13. If I die, please burn me a sister.

14, I won't say anything until I'm killed.

15, after seeing me, you will find that handsome can be so single-minded!

16, how far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

17, the top of the mountain is frozen!

18, women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women. ...

19 son, welcome to the earth.