Funny sentences on Singles Day

Singles' Day is coming. Singles, big and small, have suffered from Valentine's Day, and couples show their love and finally return to their homes. The following are the funny sentences of Singles Day that I carefully collected and arranged for everyone. I hope you like it! More information is in the singles day greeting column!

1. Women have the same enemy, the same man, who is not interested in themselves. Singles are interested in all single women, so it seems that even we are very popular! Singles Day * * *!

2. The bachelor is good, the bachelor is wonderful, and he is happier than you. No burden, no worries, not much to say after winning a thousand times; Sneaking, today is still Singles Day; Come to celebrate, come to congratulate, and wish the bachelor a happy life!

3. Super Singles Day, take off? Light? Couplets are for you. Part one: I don't want to be single, but I am. When can I stop being single? Bottom line: since you are single, you can enjoy being single, even if you are already single. Horizontal batch: a person is happy.

4. It's Singles Day, and I'll send you a short message with love magic! Yue Lao said that bachelors who receive text messages will meet beautiful love; Lovers who receive text messages, love will get better and better; People who watch it will be happy, and people who forward it will be lucky!

5. bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, once used older youth. Male bachelors call? Bare? What's the name of the female bachelor? Mingming? Call it when you're right? Double? .

6. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

7. Math, make an appointment. Learn English and pick up girls. The rhetoric is still there, but I'm still single. Singles' Day is coming, forget your stupid ideal.

8. Happy Singles Day to all men and women in the world. According to the excellent stage of socialist development at present, some people should be allowed to get married first in order to explore the terrain. How nice it feels for us latecomers to take the road opened by our predecessors with the lessons of blood! Ha ha.

9. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu and set foot on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

10. On the occasion of Singles' Day, on behalf of the All-China Women's Federation, All-China Men's Federation and the Singles Secretariat, I would like to extend my holiday wishes to singles and my heartfelt thanks and greetings to all my single colleagues who insist on reading and chatting on QQ.

1 1. The world is becoming more and more distorted. Beautiful women can't find husbands, talented women can't find jobs, and unrestrained women can't find one-night stands. For a bachelor? Singles Day? Happy!

12. The bachelor is bitter, and the bachelor is bitter. It has been 25 years, and no one can mend the clothes when they are broken; Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

13. The crowd searched for her and set foot on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

14. I can't eat pig's trotters, but I can watch the pigs run, which is also a kind of calm for my mental trauma. So the bustling area where I can see beautiful women has become my favorite place. Whenever I watch them walk leisurely in and out of my sight, I can always feel my long-lost heartbeat and feel sorry for them as women.

15. This street is full of marriage agencies. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

16. Singles Day is here. Birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

17. Gao Fushuai, a little embarrassed; Poor, ugly and short, a rooster, singles day, singles tide, bless the storm and reward. Happy Singles Day!

18. No matter how big or small you are, you have to take it off sooner or later. Light? ; Whether you are married or unmarried, or you are naked, you must be happy anyway. Get married? . Singles' Day, singles and couples should be happy!

19. Singles Day, Singles Day is very chic: no room, no car, no complaints, low salary, no noise; Go out without reporting your whereabouts, and go home without nagging; When friends get together, they are happy. Happy Singles' Day. I wish you meet the right person as soon as possible and have a happy love.

20. When eating, I can't help thinking: Why am I single? Chopsticks tell me: look at me. I thought about it and figured it out. Can we get rid of bachelors today and pair up like chopsticks? Chopsticks shook his head: no, no, no, I mean, not only are you single, but also the people who read the information. Haha, Happy Singles Day!

2 1. You can't find a woman with beautiful appearance, rich connotation, young age, mature experience, gentle personality, provocative work, funny conversation and elegant manners. Being single is a must. Happy Singles Day!

22. Being single is a state: one person is full and the whole family is not hungry; Being single is a state of mind: single happiness goes with the flow; Being single is a gesture: be happy without company! Being single is a kind of cohesion: to overcome loneliness and eliminate decadence, we must stay? Naked? Territory!

23. If you are born in heaven and earth and smile, you will be happy in the world. Why bother? Why don't you laugh? The world of mortals is full of life, and the depths of love and hate are lonely. Why bother? Better laugh. I wish my friends a happy life on Singles Day.

24. Who says being single is not good? The whole family is full after eating alone! Who says bachelor is boring? Beautiful and handsome, just look at it! Who says bachelor is lonely? Let's spend Singles Day together! It's another year's Singles Day. Play with those who haven't taken off their orders yet!

25. You may lose your teeth, hair and desire for love. Eyes will shine, love will meet the light, I hope the bachelor's hat will be taken off as soon as possible. Happy Singles Day.

26. Singles Day is coming. May you find the right girl and shine. Enjoy the sweetness of love and blush. Form a happy family and get naked as soon as possible. I wish you all the best and happiness.

27. May the hydrangea hit you as soon as possible, the peach blossom find you as soon as possible, and the beautiful girl catch you as soon as possible. May you step into the marriage hall and enjoy the sweetness of love. Singles Day is here, and the journey of happiness begins today.

28. "Singles Day, all singles, singles, singles and those struggling in love should be happy. Love is beautiful, but if we want to spend our precious time on an emotion with only a love name but no true love, then I hope you can put aside the hypocrisy of being afraid of Nuo Nuo and be a happy bachelor smartly. Have fun, with your back to the sky, your mouth upturned, and the breeze is wonderful. A person's world is actually very quiet and beautiful. We are all single, but we are not lonely, but we are always happy. "

29. Clothes are bare, meals are bare, and a set of pockets are bare; Love is boundless, love is boundless, pity is really not appreciated; Worry and hate for a long time, single life has no nutrition, cold heart, willing to be cold, who will rob you to be a bachelor?

30. The bachelor's mood is envy and jealousy. The feeling of being single is lonely, empty and cold. The bachelor's dream is a godsend, and the bachelor's wish is the favor of the elderly. It's Singles Day again. May you find the other half and feel brighter!

On the day of March1.,you and I were back to back, and no one met anyone; In March, you and I face each other, and no one can be separated; March is a day with you and me, every minute, the only love. Happy Singles Day!

32. There is nothing wrong with love. Loneliness should not be hidden in your heart. Indifference hurts people. There is nothing wrong with love. Silence should not be your choice. When the result comes, you will still be lonely. Singles' Day, let love make no more mistakes! Go for it!

33. Time flies, some people have brilliant careers, some people are aboveboard, and some people are proud of their love. . . Hey, Singles Day is coming, and we are bachelors in this love life. I can only wish each other a happy holiday!

34. Bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias single, used to be an older youth. Male bachelors call? Bare? What's the name of the female bachelor? Mingming? Call it when you're right? Double? .

35. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

Professionals always think that the number of bachelors is increasing year by year. In order to test their judgment, they must be single. This is the noblest reason I can think of.

37. This bed is not big enough. You can sleep alone, and you can do whatever you want. You are free and happy.

38. Don't look at everything. You don't have to go to a flower shop, a jewelry store or a brand-name fashion store to go shopping. Don't be dragged into a woman's world like a dog. Brothers began to drink till dawn with friends like brothers. They don't have to stare at the SMS prompts all the time, and they don't have to worry about the sudden lack of signal on their mobile phones, and no one cares about you.

39. I really want to be an animal when I am impulsive, even if it is just a hardworking animal. Listen to your master's orders and don't feel helpless. Or simply take grafting and have a thorough sex-change operation. Run to the crowd to make up for mistakes and let compatriots have another way out.

40. Our country is rich in population and resources. But why can't so many men get married? Is it because of the shackles of feudal thought that the proportion and number of men and women have been disrupted, or because of the retrogression of society, polygamy has begun again?

4 1. We bachelors have the strength, hey! We bachelors have strength! Busy at work every night, hey! Busy working every night!

42. bachelors are no longer light, and girls are your choice. Look at your enterprising spirit, beautiful women chase you. As long as you are handsome, you are not afraid that no one will look for you. I'm afraid you're infatuated, and your girlfriend dumped you. Relax on Singles' Day, leave the beautiful woman to find a beautiful girl, where there is no grass in the world.

43. Looking at the sky at night, I found that you were surrounded by peach blossoms recently, holding your arms around you. So you dance happily, sing happily and harmoniously, sleep happily, be inseparable from beauty, stay healthy day and night, and entertain yourself with money. Happy Singles Day!

44. I like to sing awesome nunchakus, but I know you are not a villain. I like happy bachelors, but I know you don't want to be a bachelor. Singles' Day is here. Wish you undress soon. Love is sweet.

45. Laugh while watching TV, and open your mouth while enjoying it. Kissing and hugging is enough. Watch Korean movies and smile. I don't think about sleep comedy, but I am very excited in my dream. I can't help sleeping on the sofa and waking up at ten. Today's Singles' Day is coming, silly boy gets up and reports. Today, the matchmaking agency informed you that a girl wanted to talk to you.

46. I once had a sweetheart, but I missed it in vain and didn't cherish it; I also get together for blind dates, and it is difficult for strangers to come true; I also want to be romantic, and everything is empty. Today, I am still single, and it is difficult for me to sleep alone. It's another year's Singles Day. Cheer up and recharge. I hope to find a bosom friend and grow old together!

47. Singles Day, send you? Quick undressing cheats? : want to combine? Ultimate goal? , with emotion as? Lifeline route? Think of love as? Basic principles? With sincerity? Key solutions? Take action as? Very important? I wish you a happy singles day and bid farewell to being single as soon as possible!

49. Some people say that bachelor is good, but who knows that bachelor wants to find a wife. Some people say that bachelors are idle, but who knows that their lonely hearts are not sweet. Knowing that bachelor is miserable and depressed, you can also send text messages to Doby. Singles' Day is coming, I hope to take off the bill as soon as possible!

50. Single: The days are advancing. Being single is hard. He said that if he wanted to find us, he would look for wow, and he would look for wow in all directions. I drool when I meet a beautiful girl on the road. Go after it when it's time to pursue it. Go after it quickly! I want to dedicate this song to those friends who are fighting a war of annihilation in singles! ?

5 1. Be an aboveboard person and work hard day and night. It's no use making a lot of money without a company. Now I'm 33, and I'm still alone. Parents kept urging, and relatives and friends missed help. It's Singles Day again. I wish you find your other half soon!

52. What is the farthest distance? Light years? What is the name of the thinnest cable? Optical fiber? What is the fastest speed? Light speed? What is the most respectful visit? Patronize? What is the coolest flight? Light escape? , the most handsome single name? Bachelor? . Singles' Day is here. May your troubles and worries be swept away? Light? Happy life five? Light? Ten colors!

53. On Singles Day, you are dressed beautifully, with peony-like appearance, plum-like quality, lotus-like heart, sunflower-like smile and dog-tail charm. Are you the only one? Anthomaniac? Ha!

54. Singles' Day is here, and diaosi blows the assembly number: group kiss, high-profile hug; Hire beautiful women and love to match; Luxury restaurant, coffee burger; Dress up as a handsome boy, pretend to be rich, forward a compatriot today, and the peach blossom will arrive!

55. Pray to the elderly that marriage will come faster; Playing rough with Cupid will make the marriage more pleasant; Please hire a matchmaker, and marriage will be a step closer. Dear bachelor friends, be kind to friends around you, and marriage may be around you!

56. Rain beats duckweed and wind blows, and rivers and lakes have their own children. Ruthless, forget the Jianghu. Everything is fine if it ends well. Single, conspicuous. Singles' Day is coming. Get up the courage to cross the rubicon, become a monk and get married again. If you don't take off your clothes, you will be shaved off. Wish: Happy holidays, take off your clothes neatly!

57. On the occasion of Singles Day, solemnly declare the responsibilities of relatives and friends: be familiar with and master the situation of single relatives and friends, keep abreast of their ideological trends, introduce timely age-appropriate partners and contacts, actively guide marriage and love skills, assist single relatives and friends to do a good job in love, urge them to implement romantic plans, and ensure that single relatives and friends take off their clothes and get married as soon as possible.

58. A whole autumn has passed and my other half hasn't seen it yet. Until that day, I didn't know whether I would meet my spring. I hope it may be this winter, and I will catch up with the day when I miss you next summer, Singles Day!

59. Don't be afraid of the cold around you, but be tolerant; Don't be afraid of midnight loneliness, you must endure it; There is not much freedom without constraints, but it must be stable; Don't covet the temptation of beauty, but bear it; Ignore the endless emptiness and endure it; Singles Day SMS greetings, you have to hold!

60. The bachelor is tired, and there is no one to accompany him before and after the flowers; Bachelor is bitter, dancing solo among thousands of flowers; The bachelor is boring, and the blind date is not over yet; Singles are sad, others are in pairs. Fortunately, there is Singles Day, which will make you happy! Happy holidays!

6 1. Love is empty, and a person is wandering in the street; People are empty and don't want to go home. Things are empty, careers are empty, and a person's goals are empty; Life is not easy when the phone is empty and no one is looking for it. Singles' Day is not easy. Let's act, find a beautiful woman, get rid of loneliness and live a new life. Singles Day, I wish my friends a quick victory!

62. Singles Day is a bachelor, which seems bitter but beautiful; The bitter rain is lonely and unaccompanied, and the illness is more painful; It is wrong to say that you are poor. Being single should be the most fearless. Young and beautiful, fashion charm is more avant-garde; When a person drinks, the whole family is drunk and free to party; It's never too tired to work hard, and it rains once.

63. I am single and I am not afraid. There are many beautiful women in the world. I am single, I don't worry, love will come to me sooner or later; I am single, I am not bitter, and I am happy alone; Singles Day is coming, I am single, I am very happy and enjoy the wonderful moment of being single!

64. Everyone else thinks being single is better than being lonely. Others are single and strong, practicing nine yang inside and nine yin outside. Looking at the loneliness of the rivers and lakes, the best time of life. Looking back, the peach blossoms are in full bloom, and every leaf has not touched the clothes along the way. I have a double degree and don't taste bachelor tea.

65. You are one, I am one, and I will love you forever; Your left hand, my right hand, two hands are connected with each other; You are water, I am a fish, and fish and water blend together to admire immortals. 1 1 month 1 1 day, I want to recall the good past with my dear * * *, and wish all lovers in the world well.

66. running all the way, just to catch up with you ahead, I wish you and I can be together in this life and sing a love song. May you and I sing together in this life, representing my attachment to you for the rest of my life and giving you my heart and soul. 1 1 month 1 1 day, I promise my dear that you are the only one in my heart.

67. Singles Day, the best guide to the yellow calendar: avoid pairing and get drunk alone; Best posture guide: golden rooster independence; Best expression guide: turn a blind eye; Best Kung Fu Guide: One Yang Finger; Guide to the best mood: loneliness, emptiness and cold; Best activity guide: a couple who break up is a couple; Best recipe guide: chopsticks with fried dough sticks; Best blessing guide: say happy holidays to all bachelors!

68. Being single temporarily is to wait for better arrival, and failing temporarily is to succeed better in the future. Don't be discouraged by being single, and don't give up pursuing because of being single. Single, the right fate is waiting for you to fight for. Singles' Day, I wish bachelors a happy day.

69. bachelor, bachelor, eat alone during the day and sleep alone at night. Although he is comfortable to eat horizontally and lie upright, he is lonely day and night without company. Don't moan, tears streaming down your face, hungry and cold. Singles' Day is coming. Good people will help me find the bridge, and my beautiful partner will help me find it, ending my loneliness and happiness. Singles' Day, may our bachelors get their wishes and get married!

70. Singles Day, buddy, who am I? Bob? Specializing in arranged marriages to ensure your satisfaction, happiness and coolness, provided that you are? Bai fushuai? Dear Pig Bajie, Hehe, I wish you a happy holiday and a happy love.

7 1. Pants are ironed, coat is spread out, shoes are polished clearly, hair is bald, face is painted white, and body smells delicious. From a distance, he looks like an overseas Chinese, but from a close distance, he looks like a fool. Standing there looking forward to, a person standing in an empty door waiting for a good marriage. ? Singles Day? Come on, friend: What are you still standing for? Join the stripping practice and register with the marriage agency.

72. Butterfly Qi Fei, Yuanyang playing in the water, you are lonely in pairs; Plum blossoms smell, green waves convey feelings, I feel lonely and talk to myself in the mirror; One by one, Singles' Day came, and the beauty sent love, starlight and text messages. May your love overflow, your wishes come true, and your dreams come true.

73. Play poker and mahjong all night online. Nobody cares about smoking and drinking, and they enjoy watching beautiful women. Without nagging and burden, a bachelor can't finish playing. Singles' Day is here. I wish the bachelors a wonderful life, travel lightly and create brilliance together.

74. Stripping route for leftover men: Focusing on his girlfriend's thoughts, he insists on starting from small things and going all the way to send warm, insisting on creating romance, thick skin and ideas from innovation and association, and striving to make the other person a happy, sweet and happy little woman.

75. I am proud to be a bachelor. You can chat with friends all night, sleep late on weekends, get up early without makeup, and handsome guys can watch at will and laugh carefree. Singles Day, I am single, I am proud!

76. I have searched the Internet for thousands of times and found that people have no confidants. Looking for true love is like going to heaven, and looking for love is endless. Quit when you encounter difficulties, and many good things will not work. Just wait for the blind cat to die, and the pie goes with the fairy. ? Singles Day? I wish eleven heroes more money, cars and houses, so I don't believe there is no match in the world.

77. "Singles Day is coming, to all unmarried members: First of all, happy Singles Day! I am single, it is proud, it makes me feel like the sea, sometimes calm, sometimes rough. Fly freely like an eagle. We are in the initial stage of marriage. After more than 20 years of efforts, although we have made great achievements in understanding many opposite sex, we have a large population, relatively insufficient per capita resources and unbalanced personal development. The main contradiction at this stage is that people who love me but I don't love and people I love don't love me. Rival competition is no longer the main contradiction in the primary stage, but it will exist for a long time in a certain range and may be intensified under certain conditions.

78. Qianshan traveled all over the world just to get a true love; I went through a lot of hardships just to find a bosom friend. Before and after the flowers, we swore a thousand words, but in the end we went our separate ways and never met each other. Singles' Day is coming. May you cheer up, go ahead and take off as soon as possible. Light? !

79. Walking in the crowd, you are lonely; In and out of the theater, you are all alone; In your efforts, you are lonely. May, Singles Day is coming, I wish you an early date? Naked? , no longer lonely!

80. Young man, I think you are a talented bachelor wizard who is rare in a hundred years. The revitalization of the bachelor world depends on you. I have a bachelor motto here: Go your own way and let others run naked. I'll give it to you for free, for you and me's sake.

8 1. I'm drunk today, so I can't drink boiled water tomorrow. Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling are all things, and the police put them in prison. I really shouldn't regret it at that time, but it turned out like this. You are old enough to marry a house and live according to the law. 165438+1October 1 1 Singles' Day. I wish you come and undress soon. Before you repent, you must become a new person and marry a beautiful woman.

82. It's too late for a bachelor to make a wish when the moon is dark and windy: flowers are spent, but leaves are not; Run with your feelings and take off your clothes early; Would you rather eat grass by the nest than? Light? Respect the elderly. Happy Singles Day!

83. When you are depressed several times, there are always countless feelings. Occasionally, when I wake up after drinking too much, I want to vomit. At first, I thought it was cool to be helpless. Looking back now, I am lonely and miserable. Lonely singles day, lonely life. There are countless blessings on Singles Day: May you, man, spend sweet time with your lover!

84. Loneliness is not terrible. There is no shame in being single. Single is still chic. You can spend it how you want. You can dance and swipe your card. Freedom is the boss. It's Singles' Day again. I wish you happiness as before, with blossoming peach blossoms. Life is sweet and career is great!

85. No one knows with a sigh. Two lines of tears are clear, and the evil wind rises in the middle of the night. It's too bad to hit the wall everywhere. It's Singles' Day again. I hope a miracle will fall from the sky. Love makes a man's wife. After Singles Day, he will be happy! May the bachelor in the world, love like oxygen, have double happiness!

86. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. When can you cross the river and get rid of my bachelor title? Here, I want to show you a state. There are thousands of species in the world, but Yuanyang is not envious of immortals! Anyway, before we meet, let me say, Happy Singles Day ~

87. We are fifty cents, and we have been looking for another fifty cents that belongs to each other before we can be together. Fifty cents should cheer up on Singles' Day, because who knows whether a fifty cents will like us next second. So, singles day, fifty cents, High!

88. Male bachelors are semi-finished products 20, finished products 30, fine products 40, best products 50, top products 60, waste products 70 and souvenirs 80. Singles Day, man, what are you now?

89. If you don't have Brother Dalang's distress, you can't expect Pan Jinlian's beauty. Based on local girls, down-to-earth, don't be too ambitious, don't step on a few boats. Reform and opening up, let us get rid of poverty. Singles' Day, let's get naked. May Singles Day, I wish you a happy holiday, and I wish all lovers in the world good!

90. Singles Day is coming, and old bachelors and young bachelors can be very cute emotionally; Singles' Day is beautiful, and both poor and rich bachelors can flaunt their innocence. Good Singles Day, fat singles and thin singles can be paired successfully; Singles' Day is wonderful. Ugly bachelors are handsome bachelors and can all fall in love! May this Singles Day, single men fall down and happy men stand up!

9 1. Singles are bold and not afraid to hit the Diaoyu Islands; The bachelor's degree is large, and the instant noodles are unpalatable and can be accommodated; A bachelor has a big shelf, and a person will stay at home; A bachelor can afford to spend as much as he treats. I praise bachelors on Singles Day. If you think bachelors are good, please call me! Happy Singles Day!

92. Clean up the clothes and keep the image of progress; Sort out your emotions and keep an optimistic attitude; Take good care of your body and keep a healthy figure. I believe that there will always be people who appreciate you and people who are suitable for you. On Singles' Day, I wish you meet and appreciate your suitable partner as soon as possible.

93. It's good for a bachelor to be a bachelor, and a bachelor's life is croaking; Without noise and troubles, the life of a bachelor is really free; Laugh at yourself, the world of bachelors is infinitely beautiful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness, sweetness and happiness!

94. On Singles' Day, fold a thousand paper cranes and release sincere wishes; Find a thousand reasons to make you lucky again and again; Lead a thousand ways to round your dreams; Send a thousand blessings, may you be happy for a long time!

95. Singles Day, cricket and bear betting. I jumped into the grass, can't you see? . The bear didn't believe it, and the cricket jumped into the grass. The bear is watching, and the bear is still watching. Why is the bear still watching? Bear! Don't look-Happy Singles Day!

96. Singles Day, send you some roses? Waste? Give you a hug. Some? Ambiguous? ; Inviting you for an outing is afraid of you? Too tired? Invite you to dinner. Where are you? Lose weight? ; Bless you? Not expensive? May you be happy soon. Party? !

97. Two eleven people stood side by side, tied by the red line of the old month, with names and gender written, speed matching and good marriage. Anyone who sees this news must forward it before leaving the single aristocrat. Please don't complain when it's overdue. Happy Singles Day, quick love, quick marriage, happiness and sweetness.

98. There are many women around you, but few can enter your eyes; I went through a lot of hardships to find the right person, but I have already left a famous flower; Dare to pursue love, but always hit a wall again and again; Stick to all difficulties and obstacles, and sooner or later you will keep Jiayuan. Singles Day, I hope that the majority of singles will make persistent efforts and win love as soon as possible.

99. I will help you share your loneliness, your troubles, your happiness and your feelings. It's up to you to feel for yourself. Singles' Day is here. I hope you can find true love as soon as possible and be happy forever.

100. Singles Day is here. Light? Boundless. Polish the soles of your shoes, shine, and when you see a beautiful woman glowing green, you are no longer shy and dare to walk away. Your hair is polished, you are lonely and helpless, it is too early to give up. Take off? Light. Happy Singles Day!

10 1. Go through the streets diligently and walk bravely in the sea of people; Don't be afraid of being tired when you see a beautiful woman chasing after two steps, and don't be discouraged when you admit that you have lost; Singles' Day is here. Can you take it off quickly? Single? Love is beautiful, lingering and flying!

102. Big rewards for Singles' Day, jumping the price to accompany shopping, eating, watching movies and attending parties, helping to order food and send flowers to make reservations at a friendly price, holding hands and hugging backwards, and 50% off the student ID card. Thank you for your cooperation! Happy Singles Day!

103. How happy our bachelors are. How sad it is to be hanged from a tree like a good family!

104. When I see your annoyance, I think of your resentment, and I want to kick you out when I see you. How can you make me look down on you, dare not send me a rose, dare not say a word of love, or even dare not hold my hand in the street? You are so disappointing. Today, you should behave well, otherwise, next year will be your holiday.

105. One person is free, but two people are free and happy together; One hand is lonely, two hands hold each other and feel each other's warmth; A line is boundless, but you and I have an intersection at this time. In March, Singles Day arrived, expressing a long-lost silent call to you. Dear, this year is our last Singles' Day.

106. No one plus one equals the warmth of a happy family, but there are also different happiness; There is no romantic and comfortable Valentine's Day, but there is different freedom. There is no simple happiness to please another person, but it is also different. This is a singles club, and our vows are: love is beautiful and bachelors are happy.

107. Singles' Day, I sent this message at eight o'clock, which may have woken you up. Maybe you are still crying for Singles Day? Put aside your troubles and smile; Put aside your worries and show your confidence. Don't be afraid of Singles Day, as long as you are confident, love yourself and everyone, someone will fall in love with you one day!

108. It's not that you are not handsome, but that no one will appreciate your beauty; It's not that you can't, it's that God wants you to take more exams. It's not bad luck, but I haven't found a true lover yet. On Singles' Day, I wish bachelors to go forward bravely, get rid of their sufferings as soon as possible and find their own happiness.

109. What is a bachelor? That is, others are paired, but you are paired; Others can't live without it, but you are hungry; Others are always sunny, but you are a bolt from the blue; Others like me, but you gobble it; I speak quickly, but I also want you to take it off as soon as possible, okay? Light? Bathed in the happy sunshine!

1 10. It's another year's Singles Day. At this time, friends are comforting and fighting for beer, while parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave your room empty this year. I will support you in the future!

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