Funny quotes about Chinese Valentine's Day

Funny quotes about Chinese Valentine's Day:

1. You can post a list of Chinese Valentine's Day gifts, just remember not to post them. If it gets serious, it won't be good for anyone.

2. The Chinese Valentine's Day, I just calculated, if nothing unexpected happens, it has nothing to do with me at all.

3. Why is it Chinese Valentine's Day again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be alone, why is it so difficult!

4. My room is filled with Chinese Valentine’s Day gifts. I am not rich and handsome, I am just a lazy courier.

5. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

6. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Nonsense, it’s not a person. Could it be a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.

7. On Chinese Valentine's Day, we should do something good like stuffing small breakup notes into chocolates in the supermarket.

8. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

9. Don’t tell me happy Chinese Valentine’s Day, and don’t ask me where I’m going. I’ll just play Lianliankan at home and eliminate a pair to make a pair.

10. Hello everyone, I am Yuelao. If you want to find someone on Chinese Valentine's Day, please transfer 50 to me and note the name of the person you like. I'll let you know that even gods can't help you.