Street stall life is funny.

It's 9: 40 pm and the barbecue hasn't been put out yet. I have called my boss twice to urge him. The boss said that he has been selling barbecue stalls for several years, which is more free. Ever since he met me, he felt that he was working.

Today, my wife came home with an unhappy face and could explode at any time. When eating, I want to help her wash the dishes and give him a rest. I'm just saying, honey, I'll do the dishes later. . She opened her mouth wide and said, "Play with your mother."

At home alone. After taking a shower, he sat in front of the computer in a pair of underwear, eating walnuts and surfing the internet. There are no clips at home, they are all bitten by teeth. One of them is really hard to bite, and the two will always win if they are pinched together. In the end, that's all that's left. What if it doesn't work? A sudden brainwave: you can open it with a door clip. I was afraid that the wooden door at home was not strong, and only the security door was iron, so I ran outside, stuffed walnuts in the door and pulled the door hard, ha! The walnuts were all broken, but the door was closed, so I stood outside in a pair of underwear. ...

Bored in the middle of the night, I shook my mobile phone for a while until I found a beautiful woman still within 100 meters. I quickly added my friends and asked her, "Beauty, are you lonely without sleeping in the middle of the night?" The beauty said, "Give me a glass of water." I said, "Did you send it wrong?" Then the partition mother shouted, "smelly boy, give me a glass of water quickly!" " "

I want to watch Challenge the Limit, but my wife won't let me. I am angry: why not let me see it! ! Wife: You have bad intentions. Me: Why do I have bad intentions? Wife: Your previous limit was one minute, and now you want to challenge it. Are you ready for 30 seconds? Me: ......

We southerners have to put our hands under our asses in winter.

My younger brother is very naughty. One day, after a disaster, he was mixed up by his parents. He shouted at the top of his lungs: You hit me together! Mom said without thinking: we also gave birth to you in partnership. What happened to hitting you? Keep fighting. . .