Funny and humorous Valentine’s Day sentences to post on Moments

1. If there is no target, please report my name.

2. There are many couples on the street, and like every year, as soon as I show up, they regret that they have a girlfriend.

3. I think you not only finished your homework secretly, but also secretly found your partner before Valentine's Day.

4. Please put down the mobile phone in your hand, leave the computer in front of you, and look out the window more. That is the world you live in. Go out of the house and prepare a Valentine's Day gift for me.

5. On Valentine’s Day, I decided to play Liankan all day long and eliminate every pair.

6. Just show your affection. Next year, this person will still be the loser.

7. On Valentine's Day, Edison went shopping with a couple and invented the light bulb after returning home.

8. Notice: There will be a slight "earthquake" tonight. The approximate epicenter locations are: hotels, lawns, cars, etc. The earthquake was not particularly strong and was accompanied by a slight hum. Please do not panic.

9. Even if the whole world is spreading dog food, I will eat it all with you.

10. Valentine’s Day is coming soon, so don’t hold it in if you have a crush on me. If you don’t tell me, how can I let you know what despair is?

11. Don’t ask me how I spent Valentine’s Day. I can only say that I passed it with a smile.

12. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? The kind of people who sit and eat without talking. I will leave after eating. Really, I can also take photos for you. I am good at editing pictures.

13. It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow. If you don’t have a partner, you can tell me about Aite. I’ll take the blame.

14. On Valentine’s Day, ask your girlfriends to hug the flowers. If a rose branch pricks me, I won’t be able to get up without three or five hundred thousand yuan.