Talking about robbing a person

Don't harass me, or I will harass you.

1. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

2. Boys are so poor now, whiter than girls, taller than girls and more beautiful than girls. Grab a boyfriend with a girl.

Mom said: even if you are jealous, you should pretend to drink soy sauce, and you can't look down on it.

There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but liking someone who doesn't like himself.

One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: "You are so stupid, and your IQ is negative." My IQ is one hundred times that of you! " Student: ...

6. Beautiful women have no brains, but they know that faces are much more useful than brains.

7. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

Starting from today's exam, we should copy our own level and give full play to it.

9. There is a notice posted at the entrance of the girls' dormitory, "Boys and lunch boxes are not allowed to enter". Why? Answer "Both of them will make the older girl pregnant …"

10. Why do you like me? Woman: Because you are handsome. Man: Handsome can't be eaten as a meal. "female: but if you are not handsome, you can't eat.

1 1.M: I will love you for ten thousand years! Woman: You liar! Do you have that long life!

12. I have always envied my boyfriend having the best girlfriend in the world.

13. So my rotten shoes were taken to make capsules?

14. Woman, why aren't you strong? You are an animal that won't die if you bleed for a week.

15. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

16. Don't break up with me. I said it was inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

17. A friend said that the word peanut is pronounced as "eating rice by shelling" (bolkkcmm).

18. Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you.

19. You are late for many years, but I am still happy for your coming.

20. I fell in love, pursued, liked, happy, soon, tired, quarreled, faded and dispersed.

2 1. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

22. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to burn incense.

23. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true. ...

24. When I was a child, I never told my family about fighting. I'm afraid my father will make a mountain out of a molehill.

25. If boys don't have more than six abdominal muscles, why should they laugh at other girls for their poor figure?

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

27. Maybe I have been single for a long time. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good.

28. Never quarrel with your parents! Because when you don't win, you will only be scolded! When you win an argument, you will only be beaten.

29. The Statue of Liberty, with a book in one hand and a torch in the other, tells us that we should study even if there is a power failure.

30. What if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.