Qq New Year's Eve Funny Talk about 215

1. I don't like talking when eating chocolate, so as not to make people think I'm eating shit with my mouth open.

2. There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are going to get married?

3. To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

4. Put yourself in a correct position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

5. Give me a smile, or I'll give you a smile?

6. During gene recombination, please wait for 2 years.

7. After reading "The New Pearl Return", I realized that people in the Qing Dynasty also used plastic pots to grow flowers!

8. The highest state of cuckold husband is the belt of three transgressions and five times.

9. Reverend, help me revive. Thank you. Coordinates are ×××.

1, those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even forced.

11. Men and toothbrushes-I will never use them with people!

12. When you look back and smile, the earth jumps!

13. When you speak ill of me, can you not embellish it and think it's cooking?

14. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and the young man's spirit is a little suspended.

15. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

16. Lack of social experience means that we can't cheat others yet.

17. Life is not a domestic TV series. You can guess the ending after watching the beginning.

18. Who said that being short is not good? Don't talk to me with your head down if you dare.

19. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

2. He can break white shorts into chrysanthemums by farting.

21. I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

22. I think I can save it!

23. Who is my future girlfriend in love with now?

24. I have a little donkey. I ride a date, and others drive a Ferrari. I'm never surprised.

25. Never play with others, because those who play will be played by others.

26. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. Mom, there's only one.

27. The realistic society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

28. When I was a child, I couldn't figure out why a man with a broken arm was alive if cutting his wrist would kill him.

29. One bedroom, sharing, negotiable.

3. since you stopped chatting with me, my internet speed has been much faster.