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Spring Festival travel rush can't get a ticket in 222. Sad sentence: May others travel smoothly.

1. It's difficult to buy tickets, it's troublesome to buy tickets, and it's hard to talk when waiting in line. The Buddhist scriptures are read in the mouth, and the spirit of cramming temporarily is not obvious. Swear to read Buddha devoutly, be a Buddha and be an immortal in the afterlife, and come and go freely without buying tickets and queuing up.

2. It's important to buy tickets early in the Spring Festival and avoid the rush hour. There are still many tickets on the booking page, and I feel a lot of peace of mind. After a long struggle to log in, the booking phone has been busy. Seeing that the tickets are decreasing linearly, what is it like to go home during the Spring Festival? There is nothing to say when we meet, only a thousand lines of tears.

3. Spring Festival travel rush buys tickets by land, sea and air, and the stations, docks, telephones and Internet are crowded with people. You fight for each other and don't give in to each other. Instead of coming first, you only have one wish: to go home for the New Year, to be reunited, to enjoy family and to be beautiful.

4. I never feel how important you are. I never feel that there is anything worth worrying about. I feel uneasy at work, and I don't want to eat tea. A thin piece of paper carries so many thoughts. I hope you can receive my prayers and give me strength on the Spring Festival travel rush train ticket!

5. It is said that the journey home is hard, but I don't think so. The key is that you have to be blessed and suffer; It is said that the journey home is long. I don't think it is necessary. The key depends on whether you have a ticket. It is said that the feeling of getting home is sweet. I don't think it may be a dream. I wish you a ticket home, and your dream will come true!

6. "It is difficult to arrange tickets and book tickets, and it is difficult to buy tickets with money. I have worked hard to worry about tickets since midnight, thinking about my loved ones and my family, and I am eager to go home. I hope the tickets will reach you as soon as possible and enjoy the New Year. "

7. Spring Festival travel rush has started, and the game of grabbing tickets has come on stage. Please relax and join the crowd of people who buy tickets to go home. You always have to queue up, you have to buy tickets sooner or later, you always have to go home sooner or later, and the New Year is always waiting for you to spend happily. I wish you a normal heart to perform this passionate drama of Spring Festival travel rush buying tickets.

8. ask how worried you can be. others have tickets, but I don't.

9. Do you want to know how bin Laden hung up? I'm so angry because I can't buy a train ticket. Do you want to know how Zafi sees God? I was crushed to death in the line of buying tickets. Do you want to know why Xifeng smiled at you? Because she has a Spring Festival travel rush train ticket in her hand that you miss so much!

1. It doesn't matter if Spring Festival travel rush goes home without a ticket; Walking and cycling also makes it meaningful to exercise your will and invite your partner to be happier; The reporter followed up to report that the news figures are famous, so why not be beautiful? Just kidding to relax. My friend, you haven't made it home yet. You still have to work hard in the queue. The road and tickets are waiting for you. I wish you an early reunion.

11. It's difficult for Spring Festival travel rush to buy a ticket. I just glanced at 1236. Hehe, I'm already disheartened. If I can't go back for the New Year, do you want me to take the dog? Suddenly I feel that it's good to have a friend of scalper.

12. It's difficult to buy tickets during Spring Festival travel rush. I'll teach you a trick to buy tickets: stay at the ticket window at night, bring a stool and cotton-padded clothes, prepare breakfast and lunch boxes, buy them as soon as you open the window, and get a ticket to see who is the best. I wish you an early ticket.

13. At first glance, there were all people, and two lines of tears flowed straight. Regardless of the willy-nilly, the brothers from all over the world rushed forward, and the people from all over the world gathered at the first place. All the classes were at the door and went to the window. There was a long silence because of one sentence: the tickets were sold out, and ten (real) people were crazy and depressed!

14. At the beginning of Spring Festival travel rush, it was difficult to buy tickets. The annual leave started early, and the wages were paid off. The money was always sold out, and there was a long queue to change the route. My homesickness was even deeper, and my mood was like a flame. I wish my friend you, and it was not difficult to buy tickets. I wish you a friend and go home early for the New Year!

15. Those who left me, the tickets were sold out yesterday, and those who disturbed my heart, were heartbroken in the queue today. I only know that I am eager to go home, but I don't know that buying a ticket is like going to heaven. There is a sea of people around me, and my heart is cold without a ticket. If you want to go by car without a ticket, I'm afraid you'll be coaxed down. Today, I just want to buy a ticket and let me go home for a reunion.

16. Nothing is difficult in the world, except that people are serious; Regardless of the wind and rain, whether it is early or dark, even if you are serious, it is still difficult for Spring Festival travel rush to go home and buy a ticket; I have to laugh at myself: I can't buy a ticket, I don't complain about the sky, I don't complain about the land, I just blame it, and there are too many people in the world who are more serious than me.

17. I used to think that it was difficult for Spring Festival travel rush to grab tickets, but I didn't know it until I experienced it. What a painful realization!

18. I just want to go home for the Spring Festival every day, but it's really hard for Spring Festival travel rush to grab tickets!

19. I robbed the train tickets for three days in a row, but I lost them on the verification code. Am I giving up and going home?

2. I couldn't grab the high-speed rail ticket for two days, and I was so angry with 1236 that my stomach ached, which led to insomnia tonight! I want to go home

1. I still can't get a ticket after buying a member and a ticket-grabbing package. Are all the tickets issued for the first time already booked?

2. Spring Festival travel rush buys tickets by land, sea and air, and the stations, docks, telephones and Internet are crowded with people. You fight for each other and don't give in to each other. There is only one wish: to go home for the New Year, to be reunited, to enjoy family and to be beautiful.

3. Don't eat rice, drink less water, and you can't delay buying a ticket to go home. The line is very long, people are shouting, and their hands and eyes are moving forward quickly. If you accidentally jump the queue, your legs will be sore and your wife will scold you. I look forward to ending the campaign of buying tickets as soon as possible, and going home for reunion is much more fun.

4. W: Actually, I don't like you anymore. Let's say goodbye. Man: I just got two train tickets for Spring Festival travel rush. Woman: Actually, what I'm trying to say is that I don't really like the style of clothes you are wearing today ................................................................................................................................................

6. but since water still flows, though we cut it with our swords, if you can't buy a ticket, you will be more worried;

7. Whatever the dead tickets and live tickets, as long as they can get on the train, they are good tickets, whatever the new tickets and old tickets, as long as they are not expired, they are OK, whatever the banknotes and silver tickets, as long as they are bought, they will all be presented! I wish you a smooth return ticket!

8. Ticket purchasing policy, focusing on ticket purchasing, and adhering to the principle of "stability, accuracy and firmness". Stand "steady" and be indomitable; The position should be "accurate", followed by the fastest; Crowding should be "cruel" and despise others! You have to obey the truth, and you have to work hard to go home!

9. I couldn't grab the high-speed rail ticket for two days, and I was so angry with 1236 that my stomach ached, which led to insomnia tonight!

1. The car runs in front, you chase after it, and when the car wags its tail, the driver pretends to be beautiful, bullying you without a ticket and letting you run as hard as you can. Spring Festival travel rush was really angry, so it was difficult to buy a ticket. I wanted to lie on the track in a long line, but I was afraid I would regret turning around. Don't let the shadow of buying tickets affect the mood of going home! Bean Ding

11. It is difficult to buy a ticket. You should decorate your face. With Bao Gong's black face, you will kneel down in front of you, with Guan Gong's red face, you will be fascinated by the ticket and come to your eyes with Zhang Fei's thief eyes. With Wukong's golden eyes, you will be discharged and sent to your hands, so that you will no longer be bothered. May you go home early for the New Year!

12. It's difficult to buy tickets in Spring Festival travel rush every year, and the telephone, computer and mobile phone are used. Unexpectedly, I hope that the second will fail, and I only hate the network paralysis. The real name wants to rule the scalper party, and there are policies on it. I'll start by buying tickets regularly, and we'll kill the cowherd with one mind.

13. when I just graduated, I went to work in the south, and I was sure to go home during the Spring Festival. So I was going to buy tickets. First, I went to the general affairs department of the company, but my old colleague told me privately that the general affairs department could not book tickets, and advised me to either queue up myself or find a scalper.

14. Welcome the Spring Festival with a happy face and a sad face to Spring Festival travel rush, sighing that heaven is so unfair. After a year of hard work, I can't even rest. It turns out that Spring Festival travel rush is much more tired than going to work to buy tickets. I look forward to buying tickets in the future without crowding, and rest is rest. I also wish the wanderers who come home during the Spring Festival to buy tickets as soon as possible. I hope this will not be a daydream!

15. Conan: There is only one real ticket.

16. Worrying, worrying about the teenager's head, just worrying about a train ticket; Looking forward to it, looking forward to it, just looking forward to a ticket to go home; Tickets, tickets, train tickets home, when can you reach me?

17. Exercise is the most urgent thing at present, because it takes physical strength to buy tickets in Spring Festival travel rush, to carry luggage at home, to greet and drink at festivals, and to play mahjong more. In order to go home during the Spring Festival, you must exercise, and to be able to go home, you must fight hard to buy tickets!

18. In less than a minute or ten seconds, just one second, just one second, all the train tickets are gone, which is a rhythm that can't be grabbed at all!

19. A man without a ticket can't move, but a man with a ticket will eventually meet his family.

2. Spring Festival travel rush has started, and the developed technology is not very good. All the tickets have been bought online, which makes us uneducated migrant workers unable to buy them at the station. The station staff said they could buy them tomorrow, but the next day you went, but they said there were no tickets. What should we do? Why is it so difficult to get home? The plane tickets are too expensive and there are no train tickets! Alas! ! The most classic story about Spring Festival travel rush grabbing tickets in 222

1. When I just graduated, I went to work in the south, and I was sure to go home during the Spring Festival, so I was going to buy tickets. First, I went to the general affairs department of the company, but my old colleague told me privately that the general affairs department could not book tickets, and advised me to either queue up myself or find a scalper.

2. Welcome the Spring Festival with a beaming face and a sad face to Spring Festival travel rush, sighing that heaven is so unfair. After a year of hard work, I can't even take a rest. It turns out that Spring Festival travel rush is much more tired than going to work to buy tickets. I hope that it won't be a daydream to buy tickets in the future, and rest means rest. I also wish the wanderers who come home during the Spring Festival to buy tickets as soon as possible.

3. Spring Festival travel rush will be held soon in a while, and this ticket is very scary ~~

4. Dude, help me one thing. I can't go home in Spring Festival travel rush this year. I don't have a ticket, a berth or a standing ticket, because the Ministry of Railways said, "I will never let a migrant worker go home standing this year! So I'm back, please order a song for me and send it to the railway department. The song is called "You are malicious".

5. The car runs in front, you chase after it, the car swings its tail, and the driver pretends to be beautiful, bullying you without a ticket and letting you run as hard as you can. Spring Festival travel rush was really angry, so it was difficult to buy a ticket. I wanted to lie on the track in a long line, but I was afraid I would regret turning around. Don't let the shadow of buying tickets affect the mood of going home! The diced bean

6. It's long gone, and it's still hard to get a ticket.

7. "people from the south of the country, from the north of the sea, who are rushing home and want to go home, are hard to find tickets. Be calm and think about it. If you book online by phone, you really don't have a queue. I hope you can get tickets as soon as possible and spend the New Year at home. "

8. If I can't buy a train ticket, I will take Mazar and sit back. God never shuts one door but he opens another.

9. I want to go back to my hometown, and then to your side, but the ticket to go home is really hard to buy. I bought it day after day, and I waited in line with joy and came back empty-handed. Tickets, tickets where are you?

1. Spring Festival travel rush is too tired to queue up to buy tickets. Booking tickets online is not possible. Booking tickets by scalpers is too expensive. Booking tickets by telephone is busy. I want to steal tickets. There is no way. I want to cheat tickets. I have no way. I want to grab tickets. I want to kneel and beg. I am ashamed. God, earth, turn me into a ticket and give it away!

11. Conan: There is only one real ticket.

12. how can I get a train ticket? Ask the leaders of the railway corporation to come out and explain! ! Spring Festival travel rush every year, it is difficult to buy tickets every year! Didn't the country overhaul and repair the railway?

13. If you can't get a train ticket, you are poor in the final analysis!

14. It's not the Shu Road that is difficult to get to the sky now, but Spring Festival travel rush's going home. It's the first time to experience Spring Festival travel rush, and it's the first time for a big girl to get on the sedan chair. However, the problem that it is difficult to buy tickets and travel in Spring Festival travel rush has appeared for so many years. Why hasn't it been solved?

15. It's hard for Spring Festival travel rush to buy tickets, and it's hard to get into the sky! ! ..... The number of times of grabbing tickets has successfully broken thousands, and the intensity is comparable to that of double 11 ...! !

16. I bought a member and a ticket-grabbing package, but I still can't get the tickets. Are all the tickets issued for the first time already booked?

17. Year after year, like Spring Festival travel rush, year after year tickets are hard to buy.

18. I haven't bought the tickets yet, because there are too many people going home.

19. You can only spend money to find scalpers, but there is no way.

2. Spring Festival travel rush grabbed the ticket. On the fourth day of failure, I wonder if I have to step on the road to return on New Year's Eve? 1. I was naive at that time. I thought I shouldn't look for scalpers, so I had to get ready with both hands and queue up to buy advance tickets myself. So I got up at 4: in the morning to queue up. At 7: , when the advance window opened, I heard the people in front of me whining. Why didn't there be any tickets for one minute?

2. Worrying, worrying about the teenager's head, just worrying about a train ticket; Looking forward to it, looking forward to it, just looking forward to a ticket to go home; Tickets, tickets, train tickets home, when can you reach me?

3. I never feel how important you are. I never feel that there is anything worth worrying about. I feel uneasy at work, and I don't want to eat tea. A thin piece of paper carries so many thoughts. I hope you can receive my prayers and give me strength on the Spring Festival travel rush train ticket!

4. Spring Festival travel rush buys tickets by land, sea and air, and the stations, docks, telephones and Internet are crowded with people. You fight for each other and don't give in to each other. Instead of coming first, you only have one wish: to go home for the New Year, to be reunited, to enjoy family and to be beautiful.

5. Zeng Dao said that paper is expensive in Luoyang, but it is hard to get a ticket in Spring Festival travel rush. It turned out that it was all caused by the Spring Festival reunion, but everyone loves this reunion disaster. I wish you a happy life when you get the ticket. Go home for the New Year and follow the feeling of happiness.

6. It's hard to buy a ticket, and it's even more difficult to buy a ticket when you go home for the New Year. After brushing it down, all the tickets for going home for several days have been sold out, but I can only feel that I have no tickets.

7. Whatever the dead tickets and live tickets, as long as they can get on the train, they are good tickets, whatever the new tickets and old tickets, as long as they are not expired, they are OK, whatever the banknotes and silver tickets, as long as they are bought, they will all be presented! I wish you a smooth return ticket!

8. Ticket purchasing policy, focusing on ticket purchasing, and adhering to the principle of "stability, accuracy and firmness". Stand "steady" and be indomitable; The position should be "accurate", followed by the fastest; Crowding should be "cruel" and despise others! You have to obey the truth, and you have to work hard to go home!

9. It's very hard to buy a ticket, 67,89. I'm anxious to go home. When it's another year of contradictions, it's urgent to go home to buy a ticket. I hope you can buy a ticket smoothly and go home smoothly.

1. It's difficult to buy tickets during Spring Festival travel rush. I'll teach you a trick to buy tickets: stay at the ticket window at night, bring a stool and cotton-padded clothes, prepare breakfast and lunch boxes, buy them as soon as you open the window, and get a ticket to see who is the best. I wish you an early ticket.

11. Later, bad news came from the general affairs department, and I couldn't get a ticket. So I had to look for my colleague to help me find the scalper, and I bought a ticket to go home at a high price. He said that if I had looked for him earlier, there might be a sleeper. I ...

12. Everyone says that the journey home is hard, but I don't think so. The key is that you have to be blessed and suffer; It is said that the road home is long, and I