Sweet and greasy couples friends circle talk about 520 humorous words in friends circle.

1, show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

2. The name of the single boy is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

I only hope that I can see your smile when I look up. That smile is like the warm sunshine in winter, shining all over the city.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "Lone Wolf".

I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate the dogma.

6. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

7. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

8, a little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, like to take away.

9. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

10, Valentine's Day, I want to dress beautifully, dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.

1 1. You fell in love with me at first sight, and I hit it off. The first time I met you, I will spend the rest of my life with you.

12. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

13, we quarreled, quarreled and went crazy, but we never regretted it. We believe more and more that it will last forever.

14, being single may be a hero in your own eyes and a woman in others' eyes.

15, I want to walk in the sunset with you, look at the street, don't rush home, just wander aimlessly.

16, life and death and Zicheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

17, teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

18, Valentine's Day, if you don't want to be a single dog to show your love to others, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Tzu.

19. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

20. Since I was single, I told my mother: Don't worry, there are always people waiting for me, and I don't want to settle down. My mother: Yes, the devil is waiting for you.

2 1. Love words are not about how beautiful they are, but what you say is what I like.

22. You are not the best, but being with you is better than anything else.

23. Happiness is actually very simple. When I am depressed, when I am sad, when I cry, you will come to me and give me a hug without hesitation.

24. The happiest thing in the world is that someone always likes to make you happy.

25. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

26. I get angry at the thought of wild animals holding my future wife's hand in the street on Valentine's Day!

27. Long-distance love, what is long-distance love? I am in a long-distance relationship with my partner, and I still don't know where ta is.

28. My main composition: 2% cute, 98% single.

29. Love can be simple, but not casual. Although my smile can be given to anyone, my heart is only for you.

It doesn't matter if fate comes early or late. Meeting you is my best time.

3 1, as long as you live, you will only complain about warmth, not sorrow, be satisfied to the fullest, and be safe and warm.

32. I like the moment I hug you tightly and feel that I have won the world.

Valentine's day is in a few days. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I am a professional dog food seller.

34. I have been single for a long time, and I feel beautiful when I look at dogs. Don't talk about screwing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

35. I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of the proletariat.

36. On Valentine's Day, hire two children. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

37. In such a cold day, single dog may be full of ice and ice.

38. For those who want to marry me in the future, please do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you!

39. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe the idea in God's heart is: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

40. Nowadays, high-value people are single, such as me.

4 1, I am not single dog, I am just a lone wolf in the wind.

42. I don't have a favorite snack or a favorite song, but I have a favorite you.

43. After falling in love with you, I changed from carefree single dog to carefree single dog.

Ever since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

45. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

46. I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

47. The kind of girl who thinks at first sight that, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

48. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering continuing to be a dog or being my boyfriend?

49. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

50. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.

5 1. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurts single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

52. Actually, looks really don't matter. Love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.

Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.